You know I am not always evil but of course that might just be a fucking lie. I despise commercial type holidays but I love gifts so it is kind of a one of those things I deal with. I have an older neighbor that is an asshat but I put up with him because the loser has money and loads of it.
This year I convinced him I had special Cupid Kits I made with my demonic powers. Stupid dicksock actually believed if he purchased a blonde kit and shot the arrow the blonde would do anything he wanted. I suggested he start slow, like ask to see her body and nothing more. We split the cost of kit and everyone was happy. He then purchased several more kits for redheads, raven haired girls,and the most expensive ME. Stupid LOSER TWAT!
There was no amount of money high enough to get my friends to do the things he asked. Mild as they may be, not with him. I however am always full of plans so I put a little pill in the new kits to put him to sleep fast. I told him he must take the pill before the girl comes over and he must be able to hit her ass with the arrow for it to work. I figured he’d either miss, or fall asleep and assume he had fucked them all.
As always it all worked out for me and he asked about other holiday kits. After waking up in bed naked he just assumed he got himself some cunt. My friends and I fucked our “fuck buddies” while he snored just to get the bed messy and have some extra deviant fun for ourselves.
Evil Bitch Ivy
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