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Valentine’s Day Douchebag

        It being Valentine’s Day and all I would be horribly amiss if Idelaney3 didn’t give a shoutout to my favorite Douchebag sissy of a cumdump.  I can just imagine what he is up to on this romantic day. You never know since last week his “boyfriend” ditched him for a chick!  Douchebag was okay with it because he took it as a sign of love because he left two men there for him to suckoff.

Can you even fucking imagine that? He also considers it a sign of love if he gets to eat the sweaty asshole of his “boyfriend”.  He is such a stupid cunt, but most amusing to me. 

So, when I come home with my sweet fuckholes stretched and full of jizz you can guess who will be there to clean me up. Not only that he will love every minute of it. Happy Valentine’s Day, Douchebag!

 Teen Delaney For Humiliation

Skank Snatch Phillip

Sometimes I read other chicks blogs, just for the fuck of it and I admit, some are wicked hot! I have noticed one thing, or skank, or fuck face, or stupid fucking ass and that would be a man? LMFAO named Phillip The Skank. He seems to be the topic of many blogs and I finally got my turn at the Jerk off.

You know, taking him serious and not laughing is impossible. Just listening to his sissy voice is enough to send you rolling on floor with a stomach ache from laughing. He seems to have no limits at all.  Hmmm, well maybe one and that would be fucking a chick. Don’t get me wrong, he likes chicks, but for them to sit on his dumb looking face and beg for their shit. Seems Phillip loves to suck a big, fat turd like he is sucking a prick.

I asked him if he had a boyfriend, and he said he had several all wanting his fuck holes. That isn’t a boyfriend you stupid Skank. Some of the chicks said he used lip gloss on his “clitty” WTAF?  I will have to ask him about that next time the stupid ass calls me. My favorite part of the call is when he cums. I couldn’t stop laughing at the sounds he made. What he didn’t know was a girlfriend was in room with me listening and laughing to the whole call.

Goth Girl Ivy

Yes, Mistress Chloe.

He likes me to get him to do dirty, naughty things to himself.

Like take humiliating pictures holding signs, and send them to me. That way I can use them against him anytime I want. They say things like, “Chloe deserves BIG cock!” with an arrow pointing down to his very little penis, letting everyone know that he doesn’t even come close to measuring up to what I deserve.
I make him drink more and more beer at least half a can at a time, when he’s already drunk. “No, please.” he says-but he really wants to get shit faced because I made him that way.
I’ll either send him outside, being completely naked and make him either piss in his yard or what I really enjoy is when I get him to drink either more beer or water so make room for his piss, and if it overflows then he has to either make himself stop peeing or drink from the bottle to make room. Eventually he’ll be drinking from the bottle no matter what.
But what really twists him up is about two hours later when I make him give me his Facebook password. I tease it out of him. Then I log in and change it so he can’t get log in. Then I go on there and make him hear me list his friends off and talk about posts. I talk about comments I leave, those photos of him I post.
It drives him insane. It’s so damn fun. He cums so hard. SO FUCKING HARD.
And, he loves me…Why wouldn’t he?
You’ll fall in love with me too.
~Chloe~

Tick Tock Tick Tock Someone Has a Tiny Cock

So I had this date last night. I was kind of excited as he was tall, muscled and and HOT! We were having a great time laughing, flirting and I thought I just might fuck him. We get back to his house and begin to kiss. My little teen pussy was so wet I was ready for some big, hard cock.

He unzips his pants and what the fuck, it wasn’t really even a cock. I mean I think my clit is even bigger. If he had on pink panties he would have reminded me of one of my faggot, piece of shit dickless callers. Anyways I still wanted cock so I called one of my Fuck Buddies to take care of me while the dickless wonder watched. I figured I would keep him around as a fluffer and a clean up boy.

Once my Fuck Buddy left there was a lot of cleaning up to do and Little Dick plunged right in and cleaned me up. I am not completely heartless so I let him rub his clit till he yelled “OMG I am squirting”.ROFFLMAO! Then I made him lick it up and I got the fuck out to my own bed!

Evil Little Torrie

Lip Gloss

I had another call with my favorite little faggot, Philip. He thought he could “impress” me by rubbing lip gloss on that pathetic little cock of his. WRONG. The only thing that impresses me about that pitiful fuck is the way he takes things down his throat. He’s very, very talented at that. Be it a *real* cock from a *real* man or whatever happens to come out of my ass, he knows how to swallow big things. I get a little worried sometimes that he may grow a tiny bit of confidence between our calls, so I make sure to crush any of that as soon as I get on the phone with him. I kindly remind him what a fucking miserable tiny-dick asshole he is. I can’t let him even have the smallest feeling of being a real man. Real men don’t have useless mini dicks and pitiful little bumps for balls. So no, Philip, shining your nub up doesn’t impress me. You’re still useful for a good laugh though or my own personal port-a-potty 😉

Your Pain is My Pleasure

 I completely get off to other people’s pain. The sound of a flogger hitting your balls makes my cunt cream.

Conversations, like certain parts of the anatomy  always run more smoothly when well lubricated…Marquis de Sade.

So now for our call and you to be well lubricated you must be obedient  and not just pretend because I will know it. A good flogger is a must, we aren’t at a party so I don’t want you to use one like a party favor. I do know the sound a real whip makes when it hits the tender skin of submissive. Most importantly whining like a little bitch bores me so much I will more than likely put down phone and leave you to your own devices.  Scream out, yelp, grunt I need to hear your pain.

If you follow my orders, listening to your distress and agony will get me off in way you can’t imagine. If you do as your told and I am satiated then I will allow you release.

The Queen of Pain, Brianna

Tasty Treat!

You asked me out for a date.  We are going to head over to one of the local taverns that caters to locals instead of the beach tourists.  At the very last minute, I find out that all my roommates are going to be gone all night. This NEVER happens. Seems silly to go out when we can stay here and hang out.  I slip out of my little summer dress and I get fucking naked for you.  You send a text you that you are in my parking lot, so I can come down to you. I send a text to you inviting you up here for a drink since I am alone here in the condo. Tell you that I have something special sweet for you!

I am super horny and I want to fuck!  I consider answering the door completely naked.  I still have on my jewelry. My pussy is aching and wet. I grab a big white bow and tie it around my hips, right over my pussy.  Want you to think of my pussy as your present for tonight.  I know that you must be in the elevator by now.  I look in the mirror…check the bow, my hair and make-up.  I hear you knocking on my door.  I wait for you to knock a second time.  I answer the door with that bow around my pussy and tell you that I have a Tasty Treat for you to devour tonight!

You smile, pull on that bow and whisk me off to my bedroom for a night of amazing sex!

Tara

Wanted to try something different!

I’ve been feeling really kinky lately (giggles) and I want to try something different with you. I know you enjoy eating my young, tight pussy but I want to go a step above that and have you drink my warm, steamy pee. I love sharing everything together and for me to squat over your face and release my piss into your mouth would be so hot! I am totally open to exploring that as well. I love the thought of sharing our cum, pee and who knows what else we can share (winks).

I’m not afraid to get the sheets dirty. My Mommy always told me when I was little I shared really well with others so if you’re willing so am I.

It’s really hot here today and I’m sitting on my bed with a full glass of ice water, I just hope nothing goes to waste if you catch my drift.

Talk soon!

Josie (Your Favorite Pussy Kat)

Sweet Submissive Treats

I had the hottest call the other night. He told me all about his lust for submissive sluts and asked me to join him in a hardcore fantasy. Holy hell yes my hot submissive cunt loves it nasty and hardcore. We talked awhile about his fantasy then got right into the heat of it. I was his very dirty southern whore and submissively did anything he asked of me. In fact, I begged and cried for it just like a good subbie until I satisfied his fetish cock. I swallowed his warm golden and stuck my tongue deep inside his dirty hole. He had me gagging on his huge cock, fucking my throat, using me like a bitch.

The best part of it all, my wet cunt loved every minute.

Happy Halloween to you, come get some sweet treats!

Dirty Phone Fuck~No Limits

countrygalashton@aol.com

Kinky As They Cum

They call me “Kinky Kenzie” for a reason. I totally live up to the name and if it’s anything naughty and kinky, I am all for it. When guys call me, they always ask if I have any limits and the answer is always NO. I never had any taboos nor will I ever. I get off on kinky fantasies and the more twisted we make them the more I likey!

I’m not afraid of extreme and I don’t shy away from piss and shit. Even being your naughty, lil accomplice and doing the unthinkable to young sluts makes my cunt gush with excitement.

I want you to use and abuse me anyway you like. No matter how twisted or fucked up your fetish or fantasy is, I know I will love every kinky moment of it!