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Call me & and I’ll make you CUM!!

Hi! I’m Debi you’re new phone sex girlfriend. I’m 42 and divorced and I’m not looking to ever go down that road again. I love men with huge hard cocks and sexual appetites to match and sexy woman with pretty titties and smooth pink pussies that love the touch of a woman. So, I don’t want anything serious because I love having multiple sex partners. I’m always looking for new and exciting sexual adventures and that includes uninhibited phone sex! If I’m not out and on the prowl then I’m taking calls to pass those long horny hours at night when I’m all alone. I love new things and I will try anything once. If I cum then I’m hooked and I will go back for more. I love any naughty fetish there is and all role-plays make me wet. I’m into GFE, titty fucks, blow jobs, anal sex and play with sex toys including strap-ons, age-play, family fun, k-9 and beastiality, foot, ass and goddess worship, I can and love being a strict sensual domme, or a meek sub to have you rule my world and to kiss your ass and please in anyway you see fit Master! I also have sexual torture devices suck as septums, clamps, cockcages, handcuffs, whips and chains. I have numerous sexy costumes made from latex, leather, lace, fur and many others and that includes heels. I will make you cum with my kinky imagination and no taboos way of thinking. I’m waiting by the phone right now so call me Debi at 1-866-649-3992 and you get exactly what you’re looking for and need!!!

-<-@ Debi @->-

FOUND MY NEW HUMAN TOILET!

I just got done with a totally hot taboo phone sex call! This guy was my HUMAN TOILET! He licked, sucked shit right outta my dirty asshole. Don’t worry though he got to wash it down with my nice, warm pee. I used his nose and tongue to get myself off and then let him put a huge straw up my ass to suck out any huge turds! He did such a good job that I will defiantly let him do it again. In fact, I told him I don’t need to buy toilet paper anymore because I will just use his face and tongue! Thanks toilet Turd!

Jizz Junkie Mandee

Why Phone Girls Jump From Tall Buildings!

Some sicko from Portage, India called me today and left the following message on my voice mail.

“Yeah, umm, I saw your ad on uhh the Internet. I’m a 35 year old white male, I’m into domination and I’m wondering if you’re into domination and fetishes? I’m really not that well hung, but I do like being at the feet of a goddess, so, umm, I also like toilet training and brown showers. I’d like to set up an appointment. Please call me at 219-331-6256.”

I entered his number into a telephone search engine and discovered that this whack job was from Portage, India. Please feel free to call my ignorant, curry loving friend and let him know that you would love to slap the shit out of him with your very well endowed man tool and that they do sell books about grammar in India too! LOL

I just had to vent! Happy Halloween everyone (Especially you J.M.)! Thank God for my sweet, normal, grammatically correct callers. Life is good!

Alex

Personal toilet slave bitch needed

I was at the beach today and had a revelation.  Being I was drinking so many margaritas I could have really used a slave.  A slave to go get my drinks.  A slave for me to squat over and piss between drinks.  That long walk back and forth and up the pier was just too long for me.  Perhaps if you were there you could have catered to me.  I am sure my hot piss would have been like a treat to a toilet slut like you, correct?

Its a win, win situation.  I can soothe your parched throat with my delicious tasting pee, and you can pamper me and serve me like the bitch that you are……

My dirty little toilet slave

He likes it DIRTY. Dave is my little toilet slave, I smoke and blow smoke rings around his throbbing cock while I shove my pink, puckered asshole in his face. He longs to lick and suck it, I make him worship my juicy bald pussy first, he makes me explode while I grind and rock on his face. I turn around, light a ciggy, put my asshole to his lips, he is so very hungry. I blow smoke rings towards his cock. He licks and sucks as I squeeze out a terd for him to eat, he loves it. You see Dave begs me to smoke and shit in his little toilet mouth. He loves being a shit eating little whore. I finally tease him and taunt him for 20 minutes and then I allow him to jizz on my ass crack, then I make him lick it clean, yumma yumma.             F L U S H !

GOING GREEN

There has been so much talk about  the environment and saving trees lately.  So much talk about it that it seems like the coolest thing.  So you know are girl such as myself must participate and stay cool by doing my part to save trees in the world.  So I figured what better way other than to stop using toilet paper…right?  And in the mean time I found the perfect solution…I am going to start my own cause “SAVE A TREE, USE A SLAVE”.  That’s right use a slave.  A toilet boy is what I prefer to call them.  You know those  guys that will do anything to please a hot young babe such as myself, even if it means using their tongue as toilet paper to clean my drippy lil pussy or better yet my crappy ass.  I love it having them on their knees licking me and cleaning me up with their tongues after I have used the bathroom and made one hell of a mess.  So I know there are a few more toilet boys out there who would love to join me in my EMPOWERMENT.  So stop being shy and join my cause “SAVE A TREE USE A SLAVE”.  Think of all the fun we could have while making a difference.  (giggles)

Loser Alert!!!

You know that caught your attention! I bet for some of you it even made your cock jump!  Sometimes I sit back and wonder how many pencil dick pathedic loser’s we actually have on this site!

Harsh maybe but oh so true HaHa … You know you sit back and crave to call some of you dirty dick lickers even try to talk yourself out of it. But you can’t because your weak and you know some of us ladies including myself cause rock your world!

Little dick losers, pantie whore’s, diaper babies, & little pussy princess’s im calling you all out to play with one of the cockiest ones out here!

Come test the waters … It will be well worth it!

Mommy’s whore….

When I come home late my mother would be waiting by the door for me. She’s usually holding a bottle of Jack Daniels in her hand. She would immediately call me a whore and start peeling off my clothes. She would grab a fist full of my hair throw my head back and stick her tongue down my throat and fingering my cunt. She was hoping I would be a nasty whore and she could lick all the cum out of my pussy from all the truck drivers I fucked that night. She would take me by the hand and drag me to the bathroom and made me spread my legs so she could eat out all the hot cum. She would invite my brother in so he could watch. He sat in the empty bathtub and jacked his 12 year old cock while Mom was playing with my 14 year old body.  She shoved me over the toilet and she fucked my ass/pussy from behind with her 12 inch strap-on. She shoved my face down in the toilet and told me dirty little girls get punished and made me drink up all her pee in the toilet while she was pounding my 14 yr old holes from behind. After she was done with me I would watch my brother and my mom have rough sex. He usually gets so excited he blows his load in moms pussy within 5 minutes. After that, my mom still needs more and calls over our next door neighbor. He’s black with a 11 inch, thick cock. He fucks my mom and I both with his huge black cock. He cums so much he comes in my tiny cunt and all over my mom’s titties. Mom loves him to cum in me because she wants me to get pregnant, so she can have a black grandson with a big cock she can play with.

 

Playful teen guarantees a hot call!

Guys say I have such an angelic, innocent face and they love splatter their jizz all over it! As much as I love a hot, sticky load on my face, I love to be creamed in my coochie. Guys also love when I piss in their mouth! They love the warmth of my pee as it trickles on their face and tongue. They say it tastes so yummy. It feels so good releasing that onto you and I feel that I am a little teen diva and my pee should go into a guys mouth and not in the toilet. Guys spoil and pamper me because I’m so cute. They think I am such a submissive little slut but I am the one that controls them. I want to show you what my tight, teen body can do. You will be amazed like all the others.

Little Lu Lu

That’s right suck my dick “BITCH”

You know your sitting there craving my attention.  Maybe even a weee bit jittery because you want it so bad.

I’m going to catch you! And when i do .. HaHa my friend and I are going to tie you down and have a let’s fuck with this “BITCH ” party and guess who will get to be the guest of honor.

That’s right you little pencil dick,fairy ass loser.  YOU !!!

I bet you look prudy with a nice big fat cock down your throat~

Ready or not here it cum’s – Squeal like a baby pig if you must !!!