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We all know guys worry about being inadequate in bed, whether its from inexperience, penis size, whatever.

Guys, if you’re worried about it, here are a few tips:

1) Stop worrying about it. You’re probably better than you think you are. And if you worry about it too much, we’re going to pick up on your insecurities. You don’t want that to happen. Remember, confidence is sexy. You don’t have to be the World’s Greatest Lover to satisfy a woman.

2) Every woman is different. So your oral skills didn’t get you any rave reviews from Jane. Or your girl didn’t squeal in ecstasy when you grabbed her boobs. Maybe it’s just not their “thing”. Some women don’t like oral or they’re too self-conscious to enjoy it. Some women have very little sensitivity or too much when it comes to their boobs and nipples. We’re all wired differently. Don’t take it personally and let it put a dent in your confidence. I on the other hand love it so that’s another reason to call me.

3) You can make up for it if you really want. Maybe your penis is a little on the short side. Get over it. In spite of what the e-mails may say, there is no magic pill that will give you those extra 2 inches (length OR girth). There are still ways to please a woman enough that you will go down (pun intended) in history as one of the best lays she’s ever had.

4) Practice makes perfect. Now I’m not saying you should become a man-whore. I’m just saying hone your skills by experimenting, either with different women or with different techniques with the same woman. Don’t be afraid to ask what we like, what feels good. Believe me, a lot of us have no problem answering that question. We WANT you to know what turns us on and gets us off. Hell, maybe you’ll stumble upon something we didn’t even know we’d like!

These are just a few things I’ve learned from my own personal experience.

You want examples? I’ll share.

Fooled around with this guy a few years ago, the guy had a dick like a can of Foster’s Beer. (Google it. You’ll see what I mean.) Was he the Best Sex Ever? Not even Top 10. He was too big. I mean, come on, you may have a limo but what good does it do if your garage can only hold a Hyundai? Penetration was painful, motion was almost impossible, anal was not even an option. He would’ve been much better off using other tools and methods to please me.

Dated a guy (and lived with him too, but just as a roommate) that was really not my type in the looks department. I was attracted to him emotionally – he was kind, funny – but he was kind of a dorky looking fella. But him, I remember. Why? He was an absolute master at eating pussy. If I had a list just for Best Oral, he’d be on it. Another guy that would be on it was also a dork. It’s been 7 or 8 years but I remember them both.

Fell in love with a guy that had the girth thing going on but not so much on the length. Because of that, penetration was less than satisfying. BUT, he could bring me to the brink of orgasm just using touch. He would spend a half hour using nothing but his fingers to explore and caress my most sensitive areas. He would glide over the more obvious erogenous zones to the point where I was arching my back, begging without words for him to touch me there. And when he finally did, it was all over for me. I’d have two or three orgasms before we even got to penetration.