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DIVORCE??? Let me help you through it!

Are you in the middle of a divorce?  You need some company, or passion?  I would love to help you.  She sits in your house that you built together while your in a hotel room or on a buddy’s couch.  How did your world get tossed up side down??  I know you are in need of not only some sexual desire but a friend who can be there to listen.  I want to be that friend for you!  I want to hold your hand when it hurts.  I want to help you get over this pain.  I want to be the one to please you and make you smile again.  I know you need love, we all do.  I am real, genuine and soft.  I think love is what makes the world go round and you don’t have any left in your heart right now.  I want to show you how to love again.  You have such hate and resentment if she is the one who left you.  You have such a loss of confusion.  If you are the one who left her, you are questioning the thought of leaving her.  I am the one who is going to hold your hand through all this and make you one hell of a happy man again.  We can make you smile… I PROMISE you that!

I am very much into voyeurism.  The thought of someone watching me or us turns me on like no tomorrow!  We could set something up of me masturbating and you watching me out side my window or even be in the closet.  Or we could be getting it on with your buddy watching.  I don’t care what we have to do actually to make that cute little face of yours smile again.  Let’s just make you smile…

The Fetish: Freakish or Fine?

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People often use the word fetish as a label for any sort of sexual practice or interest that deviates from the norm, but how many of us actually know what it means? Fetishism refers to an intense fixation on a particular object—basically, the belief that certain objects overpower the individual. The most commonly known types of fetishes are sexual in nature. A sexual fetish requires a particular item’s presence for sexual arousal. Below is a list of some of the more, shall we say, interesting types of fetishes that exist.

Emetophilia
Becoming sexually aroused by vomit. People with this fetish may find themselves lurking near frat houses on Fridays around 3 a.m.

Diaper Fetishism
A strong inclination toward wearing diapers. Whether or not the diaper fetishist uses the diaper for its intended purpose is a matter of preference.

Coprolalia
Being turned-on by someone using profanity. Fuck. Shit. Ass. Do you want me now?

Blood Fetish
The belief that blood has supernatural qualities. Angelina Jolie once wore a vial of her then-husband Billy Bob Thorton’s blood around her neck. Dracula or fetishist? You decide.

Robot Fetishism
Also called “technosexuality,” it refers to a sexual attraction to robots or humans dressed as robots. I bet Vicki from the TV show Small Wonder got a lot of fan mail from these fetishists.

Agalmatophilia
Similar to robot fetishism, it involves sexual arousal from mannequins or statues. This makes me think of Kim Cattrall in the movie Mannequin in a very different way.

Somnophilia
Somnophiliacs get their jollies from watching people sleep. Perhaps the makers of Ambien and Lunesta need to rethink who they’re targeting with their marketing campaigns.

Satin Fetishism
Arousal from the look or feel of satin, by either wearing it or seeing it. Watch out for the creepy person in the corner of a fabric store lovingly fingering the reems of satin and inhaling their aroma.

Doraphilia
Sexual excitement from leather, skin, or fur. This seems kind of tame in the world of fetishes, like something the ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County might have if they had a fetish.

Urolagnia
Finding urine or the act of urinating sexually pleasing. Golden showers, an act derived from urolagnia and demonstrated in a few controversial videos involving R. Kelly, refers to peeing on someone or being peed on for sexual pleasure.

Cross-Eyed Fetish
Not sure what the scientific name for this fetish is, but this is good news for Dannielynn Birkhead, Anna Nicole Smith’s cross-eyed offspring.

Dendrophilia
This is a sexual attraction to trees and probably explains why a select few tree huggers take it a few steps further and become tree humpers.

Garment Fetishism
The eroticism of articles of clothing or uniforms. No wonder we see so many naughty nurses, slutty secretaries, and mischievous milk maidens wandering around every Halloween.

Pictophilia
Sexual excitement from pictures or videos of sex. People like watching sex? Now there’s a shocker.

Pyrophilia
One aspect of this fetish involves deriving pleasure from intercourse with a burning corpse. I have no idea how this would work, but it seems like there might be some serious logistical issues, not to mention medical dangers.

Retifism
Having sexual feelings toward shoes, feet, heels. So that’s why Carrie Bradshaw had all those Manolos.

Taphephilia
Being buried alive as a way to get off. That better be one good orgasm.

Archnephilia

Sexual attraction to spiders. These fetishists are typically big fans of the Grandaddy Longlegs species.

This is just a sampling of some of the fetishes in the world but there are thousands—maybe even millions—more, which made me wonder if the people who don’t have fetishes are really the ones with the so-called dysfunction.

But no matter what your fetish, if you can find someone to share it with and it doesn’t negatively interfere with your everyday life, I say let your fetish flag fly. Based on the ten million Web sites that come up when you type “fetish” into Google, I’m guessing that finding a partner in crime will be no problem.

Anal Phone Sex Addiction

Yes, it’s true… I’m totally addicted to anal phone sex. I mean, just look at me! Isn’t it obvious I love being a dirty anal whore. I’ve got the perfect ass for every man to play with. It’s round, juicy and delicious. Don’t you want my tight ass in your face tonight? I’m in the mood for being a little tease, I want your cock throbbing before I let you slide it in. I’ve got my lube ready, all I need is a thick cock.

Lets get kinky….

This morning I went to pick up one of my best friends from school.  She attends the Community College right down the road from my house.  Anyways when I got there  to pick her up she wasn’t where she was supposed to be and I got tired of waiting on her and parked and went wandering around the commons area hoping i would spot her.  I gave up after a while and headed back to my car only to find it with a security boot on it.  ( that is a device used to disable your car and make it unmovable)

So of course now I am pissed.  I go storming off to the security office which is this little portable trailer all the way on the other side of the campus.

So I storm in to only stop in my tracks because the security guy that is in there is absolutely gorgeous.  Middle aged guy, tall and sexy.  I immediately notice the wedding ring on his finger and get even more turned on.  I don’t know exactly why but married men just make me hot!

So I start to tell him my problem and he starts checking me out.  In fact he stands up and walks around his desk and walks around me while he is talking and the whole time his eyes are glued to my ass.  I think to myself that this problem is going to get solved pretty easy because I am going to flirt with him a little and he just won’t give me a ticket.  Within minutes it becomes quite apparent that it isn’t going to be that easy.  I am laying on the Southern charm and he is actually playing hard to get.  Simply amazing.

He writes me a $75.00 ticket for parking in an unauthorized parking area without a student bumper sticker.  Now most people would take their ticket and just go away pissed off.  No, not me I am stubborn.  I really start packing on the Southern Charm and flirting with him.  No subtle flirting, I am talking about leaning over him and putting my cleavage right in his face while rubbing on his thigh kind of flirting.  Sitting down in the chair and spreading my legs so he can see up my skirt kind of flirting.  It didn’t take much of that before I noticed the bulge in his pants and once I noticed that it was a lost cause.  I decided 2 things.  1. I wanted his cock.  2.  I was not paying that stupid ticket.

I walked right up to him and grabbed his cock through his pants and told him I wanted him.  He preceded to tell me he was a married man and I preceded to yank his pants open and pull out his married cock.  I didn’t even bother to drop to give him a blow job.  Nope, instead I took his cock and hiked up my leg and rubbed his dickhead across my wet panties and leaned in to kiss him.  Once I slipped my tongue in his mouth his ability to resist me seemed to dwindle away.  He gave me a super long kiss and the next thing I know he was running over to lock the door and dragging me to sit in his lap in his big comfy chair.  I thought he wanted me to ride his cock but he actually wanted to finger my pussy and did so until I was begging him to fuck me.  He made me beg for it, not something I am really used to.

I ended out having to straddle him and actually take the dick because he just wasn’t giving it to me quick enough.  I was so horny for his cock it was amazing.

So we fuck for a while and when we get all done he still hands me my ticket.  I stare at it in amazement.  He tells me he has 48 hours before he has to file the ticket with the school and he wants me to go out to dinner with him tomorrow night and I will have another opportunity to show him why he shouldn’t have to file that ticket……..Mr. Officer man obviously doubts my ability to get my way…..

OBEY …. Total Control Phonesex

I want you to pay attention to each of my words.

Just believe every word.

Keep reading, and let my words draw you in.

As my words pull you in, you become more relaxed.

Your body is relaxing more and more with each word.

Just let yourself drift down, deeper and deeper.

As you scroll down, feel yourself relaxing even more deeply, becoming sleepier and sleepier.

Every word relaxes you even more.

Nothing matters but my words.

Just drift down deeper and deeper.

Feel a wave of relaxation wash over you, starting at the tips of your toes,

Going up your feet,

Into your legs,

Up your legs,

Feeling more and more relaxed,

The relaxation moves up through your waist,

Passing through your stomach,

Into your chest,

More relaxed with every word, drifting even deeper into hypnosis,

Feel the relaxation move down your arms,

Into your hands,

Now the relaxation goes up your neck,

Your head feels very relaxed now.

Drifting deeper with each and every word, deeper as you scroll down, deeper into trance.

Now the relaxation moves slowly into your mind

So relaxed, so peaceful, so blissful.

The relaxation makes it hard to think.

Let your mind go blank.

Let me think for you. That is easier.

No thoughts, no feelings, no emotions, just my words.

It feels so good to not have to think.

I am thinking for you.

No thoughts of your own.

Focusing only on my words.

Just relax and take a deep breath in,

And a big breath out.

Inhale,

Exhale,

Deeper with each and every word, deeper into hypnosis.

Just keep reading, that is all you want to do.

You want to keep reading.

You need to keep reading.

You want to go deeper.

You need to go deeper.

Completely relaxed, completely hypnotized.

You love this feeling of being hypnotized.

No thoughts.

I think for you.

So deep now.

Deeper than ever before.

Yet still always going deeper.

My words make you even more relaxed, more sleepy.

Now I will count down from ten, and when I reach zero, you will be completely under my hypnotic power.

10- Loving my words

9- Needing to obey my words

8- Wanting to read more of my words

7- Going so deep now

6- Feeling so good

5- So relaxed, so peaceful

4- Obeying my every word

3- Feeling so very relaxed now

2- Deeper and Deeper…

1- Almost There…

0- Completely under my hypnotic power.

Deep in my hypnotic power

Deep in my hypnotic power

You are obedient to my every word.

You will always obey me.

Say I will always obey you

I am your MISTRESS.

I control you.

You are my slave.

You love being controlled by me.

My words can make you do anything.

I can make you do whatever I want you to.

Even when out of trance, all you will think about is me.

You will think about obeying me.

It feels so good to obey.

You would do anything for me.

All you need are my words.

You wish to obey my words.

Say I am your slave

Good slave.

You have obeyed.

You will always obey.

Now I am going to put a trigger word deep into your mind.

Whenever you read my word SLEEP NOW, you will remember this peaceful, relaxed feeling and immediately sink back down even ten times deeper then you are now.

My word SLEEP NOW brings you back down to this state, only ten times deeper. Your mind will become blank, and you will be ready to obey my every word.

Your body and mind relax so deeply with my word SLEEP NOW. When you read my word SLEEP NOW, you go deeper and deeper back into trance.

In a moment, I am going to take you out of trance, but first, I have some commands for you.

You will follow them without question.

When I wake you up, send me a friend request.

Then you will send MISTRESS a message asking for more orders.

It feels so good to obey, that you need more commands.

My words will become addicting to you.

You will check your in box as often as possible to see if your MISTRESS has replied yet

You will not be able to wait for my reply.

All you can think about is obeying me.

You love to obey your MISTRESS .

Now I am going to wake you up, and you will follow your commands.

I will count you up from five.

5- Feeling good

4- Slowly starting to wake up

3- Becoming aware of your surroundings

2- Ready to obey

1- Wide Awake! Obey your Mistress and add me to AIM messenger now  urbadgirlbritt@aol.com   and message me there and email me in collar me with pics of all of you and read this message 3 times a day and lust go deeper and lust deeper for me your Mistress.

Exhausting Weekend!

Well this weekend was my best friend’s wedding! It was a wonderful weekend away! And yes, I fucked the best man! haha. But hush, don’t tell his wife! Opps. Yeah he’s married and I had the most awesome sex with him. Does it make it better that I didn’t know he was married until after we had sex? I mean really I would have fucked him either way! And at least it wasn’t the groom! The wedding was beautiful and I did my maid of honor duties. The whole night I had like 3 of the guys in the wedding hitting on me and flirting with me. But I had my eyes on the groom. I started flirting with him and hitting on him. And by midnight I had him eating in the palm of my hand. We danced together and I invited him into one of the back rooms. Once there, we started kissing and before I knew it my panties were coming off and his cock was going into my pussy! Hmm, we had this hot quickie in the back room/supply closet. Right after he informed me that he’s married and his wife was home sick. It didn’t really bother me. I needed to get fucked and he did the job. We kept away from each other the rest of the evening but guess who was knocking on my hotel room door….yep the best man and he sure did show me his best side! His wife is lucky and I hope she realizes that! He had a nice thick cock and really knew how to use it. I surely wasn’t disappointed. So the wedding stuff is over and I am back to my normal stuff. Feel free to give me a call!

Consoling my cousin: Incest Phonesex

I was very sad Friday, one of my favorite Uncles passed away last week and we had to go to the funeral. Everyone was so sad, especially my cousin Brad. He was a few years older than me and so handsome. He was very close to his daddy so he was very tore up.

  When the funeral was over everyone met at Uncle Lance’s house to pay our respects and visit. Brad was looking so down that I decided to cheer him up. I took him in the back yard behind the barn and we started to kiss and make out. It was fun just like when we were younger and Uncle Lance would pay us to make out naked for him so he could watch. He was such a voyeur! Brad and I would always giggle because he would stroke his cock so hard and fast that it looked like a big rubber band. But when he would shoot his load we’d always fight over who got to lick up the cum. Lance usually won, he really was quite the little cum eater. When he was a kid but he always saved me some in his mouth and would share it in a kiss. Uncle Lance called it a snowball and said that was so hot to watch his two favorite little kids share something so grown up and naughty.

    So, as we kissed I asked if he wanted me to make him feel better. He shook his head yes and I fell to my knees and undid his pants and took his hard cock in my mouth and started sucking hard and fast. It felt so good  behind the barn reliving a piece of our childhood memory with Uncle Lance together. Then I felt Brad starting to shoot his load into my mouth and he moaned please Miley don’t swallow! Give me a snowball just like the good old days.  It was the best way we could find to remember our dearly departed.

IN NEED OF SUB….

I am looking for a nice guy who would like to serve me! I am a nice Mistress and really just want someone who will worship me for the Goddess that I am. I only request that you clean my shoes, massage my feet and body. I like to be pampered. I want someone who would be willing to do anything I asked just to keep me happy! I want someone who will be willing to please me sexually 24/7. I am a very horny girl and I need sex a lot. Please let me know if you are interested in serving me. I am now accepting applications!

Oral Phone Sex Slut!

I love getting my tight teen pussy licked. Stick your tongue deep inside me and make me moan your name. Wouldn’t it be hot if I sat on your face while I licked your hard cock up and down? I love 69ing, it’s one of my favorite naughty positions. So are you ready to taste my sweet teen pussy? I’m so ready for that hard cock in my mouth! Let’s have a contest to see who cums first and the winner gets to have their way with the loser. 😉

Little brother had a huge load for me

I had an absolutely fabulous morning.  I woke up, went to the gym followed by a game of volleyball at the beach.  Came home and took a shower and my doorbell rings just as I was drying off.  So I tiptoe to the door wondering who in the world it could be.  Its my baby brother.  As soon as I opened the door and he could see I had nothing on but a towel he wrestled me to the floor right there in the foyer.

Have I mentioned that he is a college football player?  I couldn’t fight him off if I wanted to.  He isn’t really a huge guy, but very strong indeed.  I think that is one of the things that turns me on the most.  I love a guy who knows how to get a little rough with me and have his way.

I also always love the urgency that he fucks me with.  He stuffed his cock in me so fast I didn’t know what hit me.  By no means does that mean it was a quickie though.  He has some great stamina and he tends to stop and go a lot.  For example he will pull out from fucking me and then spend an hour licking me.  Then fuck me some more.  We made it all over the living room in no time flat.  The only thing that wasn’t fabulous about our afternoon fuck session is the fact that when he shot his load some of it missed my face and got on my brand new couch.  🙁  I tried licking it up but it still ended out staining the fabric.  I guess I now have something to remind me of the occasion.

He satisfied the hell out of my pussy, but I am horny again as usual…….. time to get the toys out!