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I get restless often and need to do something to spice up my life. Sex normally does it (and even if it is not spicing it up more than now I just love to fuck) but I was thinking two things. First, should I start wearing my hair up in pigtails or double pony tails? I see these younger guys drooling over these Japanese Anime chicks with that hairstyle, plus I know you all like to use them as handlebars. I just can’t decide. The other more important thing is that I am thinking about getting my tits done. My boobs are nice and I love playing with them and having men suck on them, lick them, and play with them. I just want to do more. I will be able to titty fuck better and have more men look at me and I can play the dumb woman role while I seduce my men back to my place and have my way with them. Oh decisions decisions, call and help me decide!

I don’t even remember how young I was when I first began to masturbate, but I know it happened by accident. I was lying down and I was really tired and my tummy was not feeling too good. My mom always made sure I had plenty of pillows; a girl has to have that you know. I had one under me and to the sides of me. I just started to feel something and my head was telling me to touch myself down there on my pussy. I didn’t know why but obviously my brain knew I was a horny little devil and needed to release now. So lying face down and straddling a pillow I began rubbing my vulva and clit against it. It was so smooth but felt so good when I was doing it….it was amazing. I came and let out a moan that made my mom come look, thinking I was in pain. She gave me some pepto and I took it, not knowing what to tell her. I couldn’t use that pillow again though, it mysteriously was in the trash that next trash day…but wow what a start to my sexual enlightenment.

Erection = mammary x cum catcher squared… ok ok so I can’t make good jokes, or intellectual ones either. Just makes me remember how I passed some classes in college.

I hated math. All the numbers and proofs and angles and ugh….it was so overwhelming. But I knew how to use my assets, my tits and my ass. The professor was like all you dirty minded men reading my little naughty story here, his cock led his way and he couldn’t help but want to fuck a hot little coed that was eager to please. So I left class a little after we were dismissed when I knew he would be following. I purposely dropped some books with him behind me. I bent over and of course my little skirt rode up my ass where I was not wearing panties of course! My cute little pussy was showing with my supple ass and I saw him. He rushed over to help me and I knew I had him hooked. I gave him that little look and we were off to his office. I wouldn’t let him control at all, I wiped his desk off, closed the door and ripped his pants off, dropping to my knees and taking his hard cock in my mouth. My lips suctioned tight around his shaft and my tongue twirling around his head….mmmm he tasted so good. Needless to say, I had no idea how to solve for a variable but I got my A for my extra effort. Wanna know more about how I did it? Call me hun.

Oh my strange erotic dreams are coming back again and I love it! So the latest one is where I am tucked away all nice and cozy in my bed. There are cookies and milk out for Santa as it is Christmas Eve and he needs something for his long travel. I fake that I am asleep and wait for him to come, Santa that is. I hear a rumbling on the roof and can tell from the snow falling off the roof that he had arrived. I heard him come down the chimney and start to walk up the stairs. He was looking for that sweet little thing to give a present too. I was going to be that little girl. He walked in my room and had his sack with him; I could see his hard cock poking through the red velvet suit of his. I was so happy to see him, he didn’t want to do anything with me last year but I know he had something special for me this year. I was right indeed, he came over to my bed but instead of uncovering me and having his way with me, he ripped of my covers and gagged me with some ribbon he had and shoved me in his gift sack. I was surprised and wanted to scream, but oddly excited at the thought of this man taking me, letting me know that I was going to be had and at his whim. We got onto the roof and the crisp cold air made my nipples hard even through the sack. I knew what my job for this trip would be, to help keep his shifter warm 😉 Oh my dreams are so naughty.