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You’ve got it.  This is my favorite time of the year.  And like for so many women, for me, it’s for a lot of reasons.  I do the typical woman things:  decorate, cook, shop, etc.  But my favorite activity this time of year is SEX.  And there is no limit to when and where or what I’ll do.  Don’t get me wrong….I LOVE sex ANYTIME of the year, but I will even have sex outside in the snow.  Yes, I love making snow angels, snowmobiling, skiing, but there is nothing hotter than having sex in the snow!  And no, once we’re going hot and heavy, you won’t even notice the cold!  Trust me, I know.  I’ve been doing it since I was in high school so I consider myself an expert on these things.  So the next time you see it snowing outside, think of your girl Maggie here  out there in the drift and let your mind wonder, give me a call and let’s make it a season to remember.

I bet you thought I was getting ready to tell you a tall tale, huh?  Nopers.  I had so much fun decorating my place for Christmas this year!  I decided to get some help from one of my favorite fuckbuddies.  These kinds of things are always a lot more fun when you have someone around to share in the fun!  I swear, we wound up with more tinsel in and around us than on the tree!  It didn’t help that I wore my teeny, tiny little elf outfit.  It helps to get me in the mood for the Christmas season every year.  I told my sexy buddy that he didn’t need to bother dressing up like Santa so he only wore a red Speedo and his red Santa hat with the fluffy white ball on the tip and his pearly white smile.  For some reason, it took us all day, all night and into the next day for us to get the tree and the decorations up.  But it was soooooooooo worth it!  Now I’m ready to do the outside of the house……….hee hee!

Let’s face it, Santa, baby, you and I both know that I have been a very naughty girl this year.   But perhaps the biggest tipoff to you is the fact that it seems that I have been following you to every single mall between here and the back forty.  Giggles……it seems like every time I come to a mall to shop or have fun, you are there, just waiting for me to sit on your lap, with your hard on through your suit, just grinding up against me and my lack of panties, and you putting your arm around my backside, stealing a grope of my bodacious tits – mmmmmmm, you know how you’re making my nipples so hard by the way I’m squirming on your package.  So I expect to find a lot of special things under my tree this year from you and lots of goodies in my stocking.  And just so you know, I won’t have milk and cookies waiting for you when you arrive, but I know you won’t be disappointed by what you do find when you cum down my chimney!