Twas, the night before Christmas, and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse.No kids lived with me, so I thought I would chatter.
There’d be no damn reindeer, and no stupid clatter.
There’d be no fat elf, coming through my chimney.
I’ll be alone, my computer and me.
I won’t race to the window, to see him arrive.
I’ll just sit right here….. doin my 9 to 5.
There’s no one I know, as I’m surfing around.
None of my regular buddies are found.
I went in some chat rooms, but quickly got out.
Age, sex, location is all that’s about.
As, I was about to go check out the net.
I got an E-mail, that I didn’t expect.
A man wrote to me, Chris C was his name,
and asked if I might be up for a game
he said, if I wasn’t, then he would just leave.
But, he was so lonely, on this Christmas eve.
he said, it’s the first time, he’d ever been on.
But, he heard, computers, could be so much fun.
he said that his laptop seldom worked right,
But the WiFi was on and was working tonight!
He’s away on some business, He’ll be gone all night.
So, he thought hewould try it , “I guess it’s alright”.
He started to tell me, about his whole life.
How, he was neglected,by his prudish wife.
He talked of his anger, frustrations, and needs.
Because, he was forced, to do such silly deeds.
He talked on and on, from one thing to the next.
Then finally told me…….He was way undersexed!.
he didn’t have sex, with his wife, I was told.
She’s always so tired, and getting too old.
Then, he wrote me something, that made my heart vex.
he ask me to teach him, to have cyber-sex.
I said, if he wanted me to, that I could.
Then after an hour, he got really good.
After five hours, my fingers were sore.
I told him that I couldn’t go anymore.
he said, that was fine, because he was spent too.
And besides,it was late…he had much work to do.
he said he’d would be on, the same time next year.
Then asked, if I wouldn’t mind, meeting him here.
He said, only…. on this night, could he be found.
It is only…. this night, he had the chance to leave town.
The way He bid me goodnight and signed off made me pause.
I think I just cyber-sexed with Ol’ Santa Claus!!!
If you were wondering what my plans are for Valentine’s Day they don’t involve a romantic carriage ride in the park or having my name on a blimp in the sky saying “Will you marry me Cheyenne”. My day will consist of hanging out with my 4 single best friends with good laughs, cheap wine and lots of shopping.
