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What’s your relief?

People say it’s the most wonderful time of the year, or at least that’s the way the song goes. For me it’s the most hectic time. Trying to get everything done, every store has a line of people waiting to checkout, traffic is backed up and people aren’t the most friendliest, which certainly doesn’t help much. Meanwhile, every commercial, billboard sign has a countdown till Christmas which I feel the pressure getting heavier on my shoulders. Enough already!!!

I find my relief is taking a hot bubble bath with a glass of wine and talking to my callers. My relief is you! I enjoy making you and myself feel good. I need this just as much as you do. With a great orgasm I get from you, I feel so much more relaxed and the daily stresses just simply melt away. When I am on the phone with you, I’m not thinking about the things that haven’t got done this season. I am taken to another world with you and I absolutely love it! As much as I want and crave it from you, I also think I need it. Having great phone sex keeps me grounded and a much happier person to be around. So, whether I’m in the bath tub, cuddled up in bed, driving through bumper to bumper traffic I need that sexual relief from you.

Happy Holidays!

Madame Joanne

Hot Milf Phone Sex

Hi Boys,
My name is Carissa…resident MILF. That term is used so widely now, MILF…but, in my case…well let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to fuck me. I’m not built like the young girls, I have curves, and something to bounce off when you ride my ass home. I love being voluptuous, it excites me knowing I have a real woman’s body. Imagine your sexiest Mommy/Auntie fantasy…..or even being Hot for Teacher. I can do it all, and with a beautiful body like this, I can make sure you leave my presence thoroughly satisfied. As stunnng as I am, my voice is even that much more intoxicating. A mild blend of honey and sex, all tangled up and dripping…..very much like my precious pussy….yes, the same one you keep staring at and wondering if it is as tight as it looks. I’ll let you in on a little secet….it is THAT tight, and that wet. I may have the lines and curves of a real woman…but my slit is as tight as an 18 yr old virgin. Want a taste, of course you do so cum have one…but do be on your best behavior….I am a “Mom” afterall *winks*

Carissa

1.866.522.5045

Phone Sex Girls Might Cum Younger But They Don’t Cum Hotter!

I could imagine the fake giggles could get rather annoying from a “younger girl” in your ear. Daddy this and hehe that. What ever happened to sensual pleasing? With me being a mature woman I find myself more experienced than the average pig tailed wanna-be teenager that knows absolutely nothing about the male anatomy. Leave the ultra stimulating phone sex with the “big girls” and feel comfortable with someone who knows what the hell she’s talking about. Word from the wise gentlemen, mature phone sex is just incredibly fucking better!

All I want for Christmas is toys Santa

Dear Santa,

     I want to be naughty. Really naughty!! I want to suck, and fuck, and tease, and masterbate.  Oh, how I love to masterbate, Santa.

     So, this year I need toys. Lots and lots of toys. I want anal beads, a new vibrator (as i have worn mine out and it is about to die), the waterproof nubby  ohhhh and the G-spot avenger.

     I want to play in the bathtub with my waterproof nubby, and spill all my juicy liquids right down the drain (no cleanup). The vibrator HAS to be pwerful. Not just two settings with low and high, which is actually low and medium. I like one that when it is on high it could make my whole body shake. I want to sit in my favorite comfy chair with my G-spot avenger, and wait for my next caller. That would drive me crazy!

     What would you do if you called and I told you I have had a vibrating toy tickling my G-spot for ten minutes before you called? You would start stroking that marvelous cock of yours wouldnt you. As my voice gets louder and shaky, telling you how I’m going to eat your cock up with my hungry mouth, empty your tight balls into mmmmmmm my mouth, licking every last drop off your cock until you are clean again. I would love to hear you moan as I talk and finally lose control cumming ever so loudly into your ear, making you blow your load.

     OHHHHHH, how I love toys.

     I have been a naughty girl this year Santa, and I havent asked for much, so please bring me my toys.

Love,

Annette

 

P.S.  I left a shot of rumplemintz, and a few cigars on the bar for you Santa. But, if you’d rather cum in my room to say hello (wink), I wore red for you Santa.

Why are you waiting to call?

I know you’re all alone wondering what the hell you are going to do to occupy your time. There you sit, your wife is either working or out gabbing with her girls and you are left at home lonely with no one to love you or give you the attention you deserve. You can only watch your favorite movie or TV show so many times, and there are only so many books you can read before you get done and say alright now what? I have the answer to all your worries. I can be the woman who will listen and comfort you in more ways than you ever imagined. Call me now and let me keep you company. I can hold an intelligent conversation if you just need a listening ear or someone on the other end or I can rock your cock and make you cum like your wife or girlfriend never has. I promised I am not like them, I will listen to your needs and fulfill them but you have to dial my number to get started.

You will Obey Me Bitch

Listen up all you bitch sissy boys I am in a bad mood. One little shit has done it and so the rest of you must now suffer. Let me tell you what happened, this guy (I use that term loosely) emailed me a MONTH (that’s right a fucking Month ago) to make an appointment with me for something. He even asked what time was best and I gave him a few options. The day of the appointment popped up and I waited on him to keep his appointment. 10 minutes became 20, 20 minutes became an hour, an hour became 3 hours all the while my valuable time was being wasted as if it didn’t matter. He finally called 4 hours later and somehow he had gotten in his head that he had told me something different and so he had done other things. I am so pissed; entire half day wasted and not even an explanation. A note to all men out there DON’T WASTE MY TIME OR I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT! As a result of this bastard’s rudeness all my slaves and bitch boys must now suffer my wrath. I am going to do everything short of castrating your wimpy dick. Your balls will be blue and in immense pain when I am done, so proceed with care because this woman is not in a good mood!

Scat …..MMMMMM

I just had one of my first and hottest scat calls in a long time. He surprised me with a diaper and then to my amazement he made me put it on standing up. To add to the embarrassment of the whole thing he made me scream to the world “I AM SHITTING MYSELF. I AM SITTING IN MY OWN SHIT AND I LOVE IT.” As if I wasn’t embarrassed humiliated and disgusted enough, he made me sit down thus smearing gobs of smelly shit all over my ass. I moved back and forth and side to side smearing my brown poop every which way. After a while he let me take off the shit diaper but I had to smear the mess all over my tits and face. Now I was covered and smelling like shit. As one final act of degrading I had to take a glop of it and smear it all over my cunt and even jam pieces of poop in my pussy all while he laughed me and mocked me. After half an hour I was finally allowed to shower and clean myself up but the damage and humiliation had been done!

Son! I am Sorry Cum Back

I have upset my son somehow and now our relationship could be in jeopardy. I hurt him in a way he should expect from others but not from me, and now I haven’t seen him since the incident a few days ago. He is so independent so he could be anywhere. I have tried calling him and people he knows, I’ve texted him, sent him emails and IMs but nothing. I am so distraught I hope you come home soon son. Mommy wants you to know she is very sorry and did not mean to hurt you and if I did I would like to sincerely apologize. Baby please come home I am so worried. I have cried myself to sleep and I want to make it up to you. More importantly son Mommy just wants to know you are safe and I want to tell you I love you! Please call me soon and I will bring you home.

Crotch Sniffing Bitch!

Hello all my lil crotch sniffing bitches. Have you been going through my panty drawer again? Shame on you! You know Mistress Natasha will put you in your place if she catches you doing that. I thought the other day my red leather g-string was misplaced. Well, I hope you enjoyed sucking my moist cunt juice out of them. I hope it made your little wiener get big. That’s all you will ever have. You don’t deserve my fresh, hot, wet snatch. You’re pathetic and you always will be. Bow down and kiss my feet!!

Didn’t I Mention I’m a Squirter??

Your fingers slick with me, I lay on top of you, turned around. My legs on each side of your chest and spread wide right in front of your face. My mouth far away doing the most wonderful things to you. That is the world you are in now, pleasure radiating and unseen while every secret spot on me is exposed right in front of you.

You know me by now, every twist and turn and little button. You work me like a well loved little music box. Your fingers slipping in and bending just so, moving and pushing until you find the angle and the rhythm. Soon I am unable to continue with your cock because my mouth is too full of moans and whimpers.

When you add a toy into the mix, I am gasping, and then suddenly struggling because it is too much. You clamp on to my legs in a wrestler’s lock and you continue as I try to pull away from the intensity of the vibrations and your fingers. My moans become frantic and then I start tensing and my struggling suddenly becomes desperate and I am trying to warn you,  and then…