The East and the Midwest have gotten blanketed with snow over the past week. Not only that but I am freezing my ass off with all this cold weather, high wind and cold rain/sleet. Yet I still have some 
Christmas shopping to do so out I trudge in the frigid temperatures trying to get the perfect gift. I digress. After a long stressful day of errands (shoppers are insane crazy idiots) I love nothing better than sitting by the fire with a nice cup of hot chocolate and relaxing. With that in mind I am still cold, I have gotten all the blankets and heaters I can possibly find but something is still missing and I have finally figured out what it is. I am missing you babe. You are that warm thing that can cure me. Your touch heats me instantly; your kisses warm my heart, being in your arms cures all stresses. I need you to warm me up so call me now and keep me warm.
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I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas and a peaceful holiday. Santa delivered big again this year and I had a lovely day. I spent the day with family and friends exchanging gifts and telling stories and just counting our blessings for 2009. As you finish unwrapping gifts, cleaning up, drinking wine, and making up with your wife’s relatives I hope you won’t forget me. I want to hear what Santa got you this year and what’s more I want to help you unwind and give you the sexual pleasure you crave and deserve, so pull out that wad of cash you got and give me a call! I promise you and your prick will not be disappointed!
Dear Mommy,
I really don’t know how to tell you this. It’s been something I have thought about so often, replayed in my head and been unable to confess. This is just so difficult to do but I must do it because it is long overdue. Mommy I think you are a beautiful woman. I love all the hot sexy outfits you wear. I especially like the red and pink ones they look so pretty on you and though it may be wrong to admit it I get very turned on, so much so that I get a bulging hard on in my jeans. I have been having so many fantasies about you for awhile now Mommy. I see you alone and hear you crying and moaning at night and it saddens me so much. I know that society says it’s so wrong and so taboo but Mommy when I hear you alone and moaning I get a boner and I want to help. I want to satisfy you Mommy. I want you to suck my cock nice and deep as we 69 so I can eat your beautiful pussy. I want to slide my tongue in your cunt hole and make it wet and just as you start to moan in delight and pleasure I want to nibble your clit so that you feel an unmatched ecstasy. I want to hear you moan my name and more importantly I want to make you orgasm like no one ever has. I cannot tell you how many nights I lie awake at night and stroke my cock while I think about fucking you. I am sure your pussy is nice and tight and I’d love nothing better than to jam my cock inside it and fuck you hard and deep till you scream in pleasure. I want to hold your tits, suck your nipples and do anything I can to satisfy you and give you the cock you’ve always wanted but never had. Mommy I hope this confession is not to blunt and doesn’t scare you because I love you very much and I want us to have the greatest fuck ever!
Love, Son
Look into my eyes as my lips part and slip over the head of your cock. Focus on my eyes, now veiled by my hair, as my tongue presses against the tip, then down as I take your whole cock to the back of my throat. Know that I am enjoying the taste of your juices. Watch me as I continue to build you up alternating between sucking, licking, stroking, cupping and squeezing. Will me to go faster, harder, deeper, but surrender to my control of your pleasure as I maintain my pace holding you on the edge for what feels like hours.I look up into your eyes now as my spit drips down your cock and balls and soaks your hair. I am surprised by the intensity of the desire that burns in them. Your fists clench and unclench as you fight the urge to push me down harder, as you fight the urge to take control. The sight of your half closed eyes and clenched jaw fuels me. I squeeze harder. I take shorter, faster strokes as I feel your cock pulse and harden in my mouth. As I look into your eyes once more, you push your hips up and fuck into my mouth as you cum hard in my mouth giving me every drop to savor.
MMMMMMM. Time to pop the champagne and call Toni for that New Years Blow Job. I’ll make your New Year PoP!!
People say it’s the most wonderful time of the year, or at least that’s the way the song goes. For me it’s the most hectic time. Trying to get everything done, every store has a line of people waiting to checkout, traffic is backed up and people aren’t the most friendliest, which certainly doesn’t help much. Meanwhile, every commercial, billboard sign has a countdown till Christmas which I feel the pressure getting heavier on my shoulders. Enough already!!!
I find my relief is taking a hot bubble bath with a glass of wine and talking to my callers. My relief is you! I enjoy making you and myself feel good. I need this just as much as you do. With a great orgasm I get from you, I feel so much more relaxed and the daily stresses just simply melt away. When I am on the phone with you, I’m not thinking about the things that haven’t got done this season. I am taken to another world with you and I absolutely love it! As much as I want and crave it from you, I also think I need it. Having great phone sex keeps me grounded and a much happier person to be around. So, whether I’m in the bath tub, cuddled up in bed, driving through bumper to bumper traffic I need that sexual relief from you.
Happy Holidays!
Madame Joanne
Hi Boys,
My name is Carissa…resident MILF. That term is used so widely now, MILF…but, in my case…well let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to fuck me. I’m not built like the young girls, I have curves, and something to bounce off when you ride my ass home. I love being voluptuous, it excites me knowing I have a real woman’s body. Imagine your sexiest Mommy/Auntie fantasy…..or even being Hot for Teacher. I can do it all, and with a beautiful body like this, I can make sure you leave my presence thoroughly satisfied. As stunnng as I am, my voice is even that much more intoxicating. A mild blend of honey and sex, all tangled up and dripping…..very much like my precious pussy….yes, the same one you keep staring at and wondering if it is as tight as it looks. I’ll let you in on a little secet….it is THAT tight, and that wet. I may have the lines and curves of a real woman…but my slit is as tight as an 18 yr old virgin. Want a taste, of course you do so cum have one…but do be on your best behavior….I am a “Mom” afterall *winks*
1.866.522.5045
I could imagine the fake giggles could get rather annoying from a “younger girl” in your ear. Daddy this and hehe that. What ever happened to sensual pleasing? With me being a mature woman I find myself more experienced than the average pig tailed wanna-be teenager that knows absolutely nothing about the male anatomy. Leave the ultra stimulating phone sex with the “big girls” and feel comfortable with someone who knows what the hell she’s talking about. Word from the wise gentlemen, mature phone sex is just incredibly fucking better!
Dear Santa,
I want to be naughty. Really naughty!! I want to suck, and fuck, and tease, and masterbate. Oh, how I love to masterbate, Santa.
So, this year I need toys. Lots and lots of toys. I want anal beads, a new vibrator (as i have worn mine out and it is about to die), the waterproof nubby ohhhh and the G-spot avenger.
I want to play in the bathtub with my waterproof nubby, and spill all my juicy liquids right down the drain (no cleanup). The vibrator HAS to be pwerful. Not just two settings with low and high, which is actually low and medium. I like one that when it is on high it could make my whole body shake. I want to sit in my favorite comfy chair with my G-spot avenger, and wait for my next caller. That would drive me crazy!
What would you do if you called and I told you I have had a vibrating toy tickling my G-spot for ten minutes before you called? You would start stroking that marvelous cock of yours wouldnt you. As my voice gets louder and shaky, telling you how I’m going to eat your cock up with my hungry mouth, empty your tight balls into mmmmmmm my mouth, licking every last drop off your cock until you are clean again. I would love to hear you moan as I talk and finally lose control cumming ever so loudly into your ear, making you blow your load.
OHHHHHH, how I love toys.
I have been a naughty girl this year Santa, and I havent asked for much, so please bring me my toys.
Love,
Annette
P.S. I left a shot of rumplemintz, and a few cigars on the bar for you Santa. But, if you’d rather cum in my room to say hello (wink), I wore red for you Santa.
I know you’re all alone wondering what the hell you are going to do to occupy your time. There you sit, your wife is either working or out gabbing with her girls and you are left at home lonely with no 
one to love you or give you the attention you deserve. You can only watch your favorite movie or TV show so many times, and there are only so many books you can read before you get done and say alright now what? I have the answer to all your worries. I can be the woman who will listen and comfort you in more ways than you ever imagined. Call me now and let me keep you company. I can hold an intelligent conversation if you just need a listening ear or someone on the other end or I can rock your cock and make you cum like your wife or girlfriend never has. I promised I am not like them, I will listen to your needs and fulfill them but you have to dial my number to get started.
Listen up all you bitch sissy boys I am in a bad mood. One little shit has done it and so the rest of you must now suffer. Let me tell you what happened, this guy (I use that term loosely) emailed me a MONTH (that’s right a fucking Month ago) to make an appointment with me for something. He even asked what time was best and I gave him a few options. The day of the appointment popped up and I waited on him to keep his appointment. 10 minutes became 20, 20 minutes became an hour, an hour became 3 hours all the while my valuable time was being wasted as if it didn’t matter. He finally called 4 hours later and somehow he had gotten in his head that he had told me something different and so he had done other things. I am so pissed; entire half day wasted and not even an explanation. A note to all men out there DON’T WASTE MY TIME OR I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT! As a result of this bastard’s rudeness all my slaves and bitch boys must now suffer my wrath. I am going to do everything short of castrating your wimpy dick. Your balls will be blue and in immense pain when I am done, so proceed with care because this woman is not in a good mood!
