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Climax Sunday

 

What is it about Sundays that makes you want to sleep late, relax all day and of course have that irritating thought that Monday is just around the corner. When it’s nice out, I like to take my phone with me outside and do calls in the warm sun. I like to close my eyes and think we’re making love on a tropical beach in the middle of nowhere. I love getting so intense and wrapped up in the moment that my moans become louder and my hands penetrate deeper into my pussy. I am so engaged in our erotic conversation, well knowing my neighbors can clearly hear and see me. Let’s not think about anything except for you and me and the incredible orgasm we’re about to achieve together. Let’s spend Sunday together, a day of total relaxation and mind blowing climaxes.

 Joanne 866-477-1047

Spring Cleaning

I was trying to be productive today and do a little spring cleaning. I was cleaning out my closet and I found a shoe box barried in the back with a pile of stuff on top of it. I had no idea what was in there so I opened it. I found a bunch of old steamy letters from my ex lover. He use to write me the most erotic stories that made my pussy quiver.

I curled up on my bed and started reading the naughty erotica and I couldn’t help but slide my fingers down my panties and rub my pussy. It brought me back to the time we had absoutley fantastic sex. It started to feel so amazing, I put the letters down and got out my dildo from my nightstand and really worked my pussy. I pretended that 8 inch thick dildo was him and I shoved it in as deep as it would go inside me. I was thrusting my hips, moaning because the feeling was so intense. I shouted out his name and I had 2 intense orgasms in a row.

Needless to say, I didn’t get much done after that but it was totally worth it. I’m so grateful I found those old letters and I’m defiantly going to keep them handy! 😉

You Bring Out The BITCH In Me

Some days I can be in a perfectly fine mood and I pick up the phone and I hear a submissive, whiny guy on the other end who wants me to control him. Just hearing that sad, pathetic voice makes me go to mild to mega bitch in 10 seconds flat. I love taking control of your submissive body and telling you exactly what I want you to do.

I’m not a bitchy woman but sometimes when the mood strikes I just want to dominate your pathetic ass and even some mild humiliation to make myself feel good.

If you want a woman who takes complete charge and knows how to dominate and control your sexual desires your submissive ass better be dialing my toll free number!

Madame Joanne 1-866-477-1047

What’s your relief?

People say it’s the most wonderful time of the year, or at least that’s the way the song goes. For me it’s the most hectic time. Trying to get everything done, every store has a line of people waiting to checkout, traffic is backed up and people aren’t the most friendliest, which certainly doesn’t help much. Meanwhile, every commercial, billboard sign has a countdown till Christmas which I feel the pressure getting heavier on my shoulders. Enough already!!!

I find my relief is taking a hot bubble bath with a glass of wine and talking to my callers. My relief is you! I enjoy making you and myself feel good. I need this just as much as you do. With a great orgasm I get from you, I feel so much more relaxed and the daily stresses just simply melt away. When I am on the phone with you, I’m not thinking about the things that haven’t got done this season. I am taken to another world with you and I absolutely love it! As much as I want and crave it from you, I also think I need it. Having great phone sex keeps me grounded and a much happier person to be around. So, whether I’m in the bath tub, cuddled up in bed, driving through bumper to bumper traffic I need that sexual relief from you.

Happy Holidays!

Madame Joanne

Do you want some candy?

Everybody loves candy especially eye candy! Halloween can be extremely naughty if you’re a little devil like me. I tend to flirt with guys with masks on at Halloween Parties. I love the unknown and think about what they look like underneath their costume. That’s why I love phone sex. Two strangers on the phone, engaging in a steamy conversation, making each other so incredibly hot that the phone literally melts! I do have a couple parties to attend tonight. I hope that will be you behind the mask and hopefully things can develop into much more than a naughty conversation. Would you like some of my candy?

Madame Joanne

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Start your Labor Day Weekend out the Klassy way!

Ahhh… you can finally take a sigh of relief! Your 3 day weekend has finally arrived. You’ve been anticipating this all week, haven’t you? Promise me, that this weekend you will take some time out for you! It’s time to chill and unwind from all your daily stresses. I can think of a fabulous way to jump start your mini vacation and just get loose, just give us a call!

We all have fantasies and hidden secret desires and this is just the place to explore them. The Klassy Kat girls will take you to a new realm of sexual heights. A place you’ve always wanted to be but yet never have quite gotten there with past experiences.

Sit back, grab your phone, pick your favorite girl and let’s make your Labor Day weekend a memorable one!

Madame Joanne

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My erotic massage

You pick me up and we return to your house. We settle in, in your bedroom. You take the massage gel from its place and carry it with you as you join me on your bed. Slowly, you remove my shirt, then my bra. My pants are unfastened and removed with my panties.I am lying naked on my stomach, on your bed. You also strip and soon are naked as well. You softly kiss my cheek as you open the container and take a bit of the gel from it. You set the container aside, but not too far away.

You begin to massage my back, first spreading out the gel, making sure that my back is covered before you begin concentrating on certain areas, starting with the upper portion. You take your time on each knot, carefully making sure to remove it before moving on. My breathing becomes steady, yet slow, as I start to relax. The scent of the lavender from the gel helps.

I purr softly as you continue working on my back, moving down to the lower portion. Your hands and fingers work magic on my muscles, releasing the tension and relaxing me still more. Soon, I am nearly asleep. I am so comfortable and your touch is so soothing. How I love to feel your warm fingers moving over my skin.

I am not aware as you take more gel from the container. You return to the massage, now working on my legs and occasionally my behind, teasing me. You run you hands along my thighs and down my calves, then back up.

Again you tease me, running your finger between my legs and up to my lower back. You are very much turning me on. I purr again as you slip a finger inside me for a second, only to remove it and tease my other side. You, too, are also becoming quite turned on.

The massage is soon forgotten as our minds move to other plans. You play with me more, teasing and trying to make me as aroused as possible. You are doing a very good job. Your fingers dip inside and pull out, slick from my juices.

Once again, they run up my backside, moving in circles around it, spiraling to the center. One presses inside a tiny bit, stretching me a little. I moan softly and raise myself to you, urging you to go deeper. You push farther inside, pausing for a moment to let me get used to the sensation. Gently, you begin to insert another.

I spread my legs wider to give you easier access, and purr as you take to opportunity. Straddling me, you position your tip between my thighs. The wetness coats you as you slowly, teasingly, move into me. I move to my knees to help you gain better entrance.

You slide easily into me, enjoying the feeling as much as I do. Reaching around, you play with my clit as you take me. Your free hand moves again to my behind and a finger slips inside.

I moan again as you thrust harder into me. You stop and pull out, then begin to rub yourself over my behind, resting your tip at the tight entrance. Slowly, yet gently, you begin to push against it as I push back to aid you. Your tip enters, spreading me open as you pause to allow me to adjust.

Once comfortable, I push back against you, taking more of you into me, inch by inch. You purr as I grip you tightly, the sensation almost sending you over the edge. You begin to move in and out, slowly at first and gradually increasing your pace.

Soon, you are about to explode. You continue moving in and out and playing with my clit. Your fingers reach around and enter me, filling me. I moan softly as you fully fill me. It feels so good.

Only moments away from exploding you pull out. As you do so, it sends you over the edge. You release yourself all over my backside, coating me with your essence. Your fingers continue their work inside me, tickling sensitive areas and bringing me closer to release.

Soon, I too am near the edge. Moments later, my body tenses as the waves surge through me. We collapse together, your arms around me. We look into each other’s eyes, gazing deeply into them while we catch our breaths.

Let me take you there..

I am a sensual woman who will take you further, making you do things you never dreamt you might do. Penetrating my way deep into your psyche, pushing you to your limits, testing you. Tell me how much you want me to control you, feel me surround you.

Perhaps we will start with silky. sexy panties. Find them sexually stimulating? Like the way they feel against your erection? I know you’ve got a hot secret you need to share with a woman that knows and understand what you are feeling right now. The longing and lusting is eating away at you, let’s unleash those “demons” and explore your fantasies with someone who’s experienced.

One of my specialties is showing you how to get that Forever Hard-On. Some call it tease and denial, but I prefer to think of it as cock training so you can have the ability to maintain and hold your erection for hours on end without ejaculating. In my hands your cock will quiver and drip with pre-cum whilst I tutor you intimately, artfully, but always firmly as this state of sexual Nirvana can only be attained by those willing to surrender themselves to me completely.

Whether you want to be a nasty little slut, discuss the etiquette of being a proper lady, tease your balls and prick into utter nirvana or learn how bring a woman to multiple orgasms, I will share and explore with you as we take this erotic journey together.

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