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Red Thong Panties

I wanted to let you know I wore the red thong panties that you sent me. I was at the mall and I was so turned on that I stopped off in the ladies room and fingered myself through those panties. I know you like to have them sopping with my juices when I send them back to you.
By the time I got to the car, I could feel moisture dripping onto my thighs.
I get so turned on when you pick out panties just for me and I know you like to rub them on your cock before you send them.
The feeling of my wet panties pressed against my pussy was making me horny again. I took the thong and wedged it deep inside my pussy and started rubbing my clit extremely fast. Knowing I was masturbating outside in my car in the mall parking lot made my pussy gush with excitement.
You will see for yourself when you receive my red thongs in the mail, how soaked they really are with my cum juices.
I love when you send me surprises because I like to surprise you right back!
Joanne 866-477-1047

I’m ready for the next drainage!

Busted! I know you’re constantly looking at my blogs and wondering if and when I will ever write about you. You’re so pathetic you probably are constantly refreshing your browser to see what I will say next. I know you like my little games I play with you and you never know what the word of the day is. Thank god you have a huge wallet because you certainly don’t satisfy me with your small dick. I don’t even think we should call it a “dick” anymore. It doesn’t look like one, so let’s not fool ourselves.

Are you ready for the next drainage? I promise to suck you dry and leave you with nothing but a phone call from your credit card provider asking you about the high purchases on your account.

Financial Domination Phone Sex with Madame Joanne

866-477-1047

 

It’s all about me!

When I’m with a guy I sometimes like to take charge. I like to be on top and work my way down your body using my tongue. I love to give you pleasure and the look on your face is defiantly rewarding in itself.
Lately, I’ve been fantasizing about you doing all the work. I hear on a daily basis how men want to take care of me and how it’s all about me. They don’t want to get off, they just want to give me total oral stimulation. I think I am finally going to take you up on that pleasing offer. I would love to just lay back and let your magic tongue do all the work. I have to admit, it will be hard not returning the same pleasure but I’m ready just to sit back, relax and spread my legs wide open for you. Your reward will be my tasty cum dripping all over your face.
I’m ready to give in and give you what you want. This time it’s all about me and you better be prepared to please.
Joanne 866-477-1047

Submissive Role-playing

A lot of callers are shocked at the fact that I do have a submissive side. So many are under the impression that a “woman in charge” would only be considered dominate. I really enjoy letting go and being totally submissive to you. As you can gather from my blog pic, I really enjoy naughty teen role-plays. My creative mind holds no restrictions when it comes to extreme role-plays and I love pushing limits.
The sound of your masculine voice engaged in a extreme teen fantasy is the only thing I need to get my pussy off.
I would really enjoy being your little submissive play thing to do what ever your heart desires.
Joanne
866-477-1047

Money Fucked Like No Other

I’m proud to announce Phoenix’s New Solo Site: www.phoenixwillruinyou.com For those of you who don’t know her, she is the #1 Money Fucktress known to man. Don’t be fooled by her charming looks, she’s after one thing and she won’t stop until she’s completely satisfied. You, on the other hand, will be left with nothing but an empty wallet and drained balls.

Her specialty is Financial Domination but she doesn’t stop there. Phoenix does it all and there’s no boundaries in her domme world. Once you call her, you too will be caught in her lil web of money fucking.

Phoenix’s Toll Free Number- 866-949-9733

Madame Joanne

Consequences

You know I look extremely fuckable! You know how upset I get when you look at my gorgeous body and you don’t call me. You maximize my pics on your computer screen so you can pretend I’m watching you jerking off. You love looking at my perky, natural tits. You reach out and grab them as if I was really in front of you and that makes you stroke your cock harder and faster. You know you want to cum all over me, don’t you? Do it, I dare you! Put your huge, messy load all over your pc screen. There will be HUGE consequences if I find out you’ve been a bad boy without me.  Don’t fuck with the MADAME!

 866-477-1047

Cheap Phone Sex

Have you seen these phone sex advertisements and they say “Cheap Phone Sex!” It’s 2.00 a minute and if you don’t read the fine print you have to pay a $2.00 connection fee on top of that. When it comes down to it, it’s not really cheap after all.
I’m glad we can offer you cheap phone sex with the best girls in the business. Any fetish from A-Z and we offer tons of girls to meet all your needs. Not to mention a featured girl every week with discounts that nobody can match!
Wether you like them tight and barely legal to raunchy old granny’s, we have it all!
You don’t have to worry about finding any hidden charges with us. We’re rated number one for a reason. Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed!

 

Silicone or Natural?

I notice more and more woman are getting silicone implants. I have nothing against fake tits but if I were a guy I would defiantly love the feel of the “real” thing. Sure they’re great to look at sometimes. I say sometimes because it’s a real turn off to see scars or even worse being un proportional.

Guys love my big, natural tits. They love the feel when they slide their cock in between them for a hot titty fuck session. They love the way my tits bounce as I am getting pounded from behind. And of course, the all time favorite is when I am on top and you can grab my bouncing tits as I ride your cock.

I love showing off what God gave me. I normally wear low cut tight, little shirts for your viewing pleasure. My tits are beautiful and I always like to showcase them every where I go.

So my question is this, when it comes to natural or silicone, what would you rather have?

Madame Joanne

866-477-1047

Horny Sundays

I don’t know what was with me yesterday but I was extremely horny. It was one of those Sundays were I wish you were next to me on the couch.

I would start by grabbing a hold of your cock and making it grow very quickly. Next, I want to mount you and start sliding my pussy up and down on your hard shaft. I know you love this position because you have great view of my big tits bouncing up and down while I fuck your cock. You suck on my hard nipples as I ride you harder and faster having one wild orgasm after another.

I climb off and get in between your legs. I start working oral magic on your cock, tasting all my sweet pussy juices all over your shaft. I can feel your cock pulsating in my mouth as I bring you closer to orgasm. You grab my long, blonde hair and you face fuck me deep. You can’t contain yourself any longer and you unleash a big load deep down my throat.  Like a true cock sucking, cum loving slut I am, I didn’t miss a drop of it.

How about that fantasy for a Sunday afternoon?

Joanne 866-477-1047

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Football Season

Ahhh yes! Football season is almost here. Nothing like relaxing on Sunday with a nice cold drink in hand and routing for your favorite team. I know you start feeling a bit horny when you watch those sexy cheerleaders jump up and down. I bet you think about one of them gliding their wet pussy up and down your throbbing hard cock. I know exactly what kind of sexual relief you need before, during or after the football game.
If you’re looking to score, pick up the phone and dial one of our talented phone sex girls. Whether it be myself or one of my girls, we love to get you off on game day or any day. Let’s make a touchdown we both won’t forget!