Archive for the 'Human Toilet Phone Sex' Category

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Shit Prints

 

My married lover loves to see my cute pink lip prints all over his body. I love to kiss every inch of him, leaving my shiny lip gloss everywhere. It makes him smell so sexy too from all the different scents.

Have you ever been so fucking horny, that nothing else matters? You know that kind. Where you just don’t care if you forget to shave, or wash perfectly, you just want to fuck!

We were really getting into it. My lips, and tongue were everywhere. As I began kissing back up his body, I noticed my gloss no longer smelled like vanilla and mint. It sort of smelled earthy. I looked at his chest and the pink lip prints had turned to brown. I could try and hide it. Maybe apply some more pink gloss to my lips.

Was it from him or me? He’s eating my ass out so good, that I stop thinking about it. It feels so good with his tongue buried deep in my shit. He comes back up and kisses me deeply. It definitely isn’t my gloss I feel and taste. His cock is buried in my ass and he is pounding me. I hear him moan to give it to him. He came so fucking hard while his cock was buried in my shitty ass.

 

Written By: Delaney
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A Special Treat For A Useless Man

Oh hell, that has to hurt! When your wife arrived home with your special treat, it sure fucking wasn’t what you expected. She allows you to lick her pussy all the time. In fact, that is all she will let you do. So why is tonight different?

You have never seen her so wet. You bury your face in it. Do you taste cum? Is that possible? All you know is that, it’s making you fucking excited. In fact, you think you little useless thing is growing. Aren’t you too fucking cute. You smile at her, your face dripping wet. She announces why your face is so wet.

Some men might be a tad grossed out by it all, but not you. You want more. You try to get her to invite her male friends over. You try to make it seem like her idea. Aren’t you the clever one. She sees through you, and is happy to oblige.

Just one thing, bitch. You aren’t dressed properly for the occasion.  Let’s begin.

 

Written By: Fetishista Frankie
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Asswipe And Shitstain

What is it about super nasty, taboo, twisted roleplays that makes a person so horny? I have been experimenting  sexually lately with practices that normally wouldn’t excite me. Here is the thing though, it’s with a girl that is so hot, it’s unreal.  She comes in a pair.  I affectionately named them Asswipe and Shitstain. 

I met Shitstain a few months ago.  You know at first, his fetish sort of grossed me out. I made fun of him and called him Ass. Things changed once I met Asswipe. I was willing to do anything she wanted. 

  I found the whole experience so fucking liberating. I mean your man wants anal, but you are nervous about it. If you no longer care if he gets shit on his dick, it is amazing! 

The first time, after we finished fucking, I completely cleaned his dick. I sort of knew then I was getting hooked on nasty, dirty, sloppy fucking. 

The sexy, dirty things I could tell you about those two. Call me and let’s get nasty!

 

 

Written By: Delaney
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Loser

         Hey loser!  Yes, you! I see you watching me whenever I go grab a coffee before I start my day. You really love staring at my tight, little body but I can tell it’s way more than you wanting to fuck me. I can always tell when a guy is a bit of a cuckold. He just tries way to hard to seem like a typical guy just wanting to fuck all my holes. 

The busy morning crowd was gone and it was just us. You begin to ask me if I have boyfriends and what I like to do with them. Pretty nosey, aren’t you?  You know what I think? I think you’re wondering if you can clean up after them. 

I tell you I have a date tonight and maybe you could come over after. I give you my address.

You show up exactly when I told you too. Eager little cuckold, aren’t you?  You see I am not alone. My fuck for the night is still over. I see the look on your face and know you couldn’t be any happier.  Loser!

  

 

Written By: Delaney
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Dinner Is Served

           

    Can you imagine such a tasty treat waiting for you in your bed?  Just look at my perfect little pussy and butthole.  I did something special just for you. Come-on, get closer. Rub your face all over my holes. Don’t my holes smell amazing? 

You’re so excited and can’t wait to hear what I did just for you. I had a date last night and he had a huge cock! I let him fuck my tight ass till he gave me a huge load. You know the sort of load only a man with a huge cock can do.

I put in a butt plug to keep the jizz in all night. Then I drank lots of water and ate a big bowl of chili. Oh wow, that little thing of yours sure got hard at the thought.

You’re salivating now. Wipe the drool off your chin and get to licking. You never know what yummy treat you might find.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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You Are What You Eat

    Hey shit face! I know exactly what you have been doing in my bathroom. At first, I thought you were just smelling my dirty panty’s from the hamper. Maybe doing some snooping in my walk-in closet. That wasn’t it at all. Now, was it?

Did you forget to lock the door? I saw you on the bathroom floor just cleaning my toilet with your tongue. Just what the fuck is wrong with you, loser?

I say this because you could have been getting your chocolate treats directly from the source. Now I know, so no need to hide it any longer. 

Get on your knees shit face! Put your head all the way back, making me the perfect toilet seat. Bury that tongue in my sweet ass. If you keep it in long enough and if you are very lucky , you just might get to smell my sweet perfume farts. 

Go deeper, till you can pull out some of my delightful not ready yet shit. Chew on those perfect brown grapes, savor them.

Thirsty? Time for my hot, tangy piss.  Eat and drink up, bitch.

 

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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My Ass Doesn’t belong on a Toilet

Have you ever seen such a perfect little ass in your whole life? Why should my beautiful ass sit on a hard toilet seat? That’s where you come in.

You don’t deserve to fuck me, any part of me but you can service me in a different way.

I fuck all the time, real men, hot men, and that isn’t you, is it? With all the fucking, a girl needs a soft place to sit and get a good cleaning. That soft place would be your dumpster mouth.

 Get on your knees and spread my perfect ass cheeks and plunge in your tongue. Watch where that tongue goes because you’re not worthy enough for even my cum filled pussy.

That’s it cum, slurping loser, move that tongue around and clean my ass completely. Looks like all the ass fucking last night has loosened me up a bit. Get ready for your cum covered surprise.

 

Written By: Missy
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Perfectly Evil

Tell me what you would do for me? I know that I would do fucking nothing for you unless I had something to gain. I watched Penny Dreadful last night and got fucking hot and wet watching a lovely woman choke a man to death as she rode him. Well I can’t say you would be lucky enough to get my pussy while I choked you.

The more he thrashed around, the more excited I got. Her beautiful pale, cold powerful hand taking his life as she came all over his worthless cock. I don’t look that strong, do I? You would be surprised what I do in a wild sexual frenzy.

If you don’t want to be snuffed out while I ride you, letting you in my tight, silky pussy, then bring me a present. Something sweet, fresh and fuckable. What do you get in return? Nothing but my scorn for being too much of a little cunt to let me abuse you. My sissy boi’s would do anything for me.  Are you really a sissy boi in hiding. Call me so we can figure that out.

Perfectly Evil Malaya

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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It Will Be All Yours

 

Check out my perfect round ass. I know you would love to get a taste of this delicious brown puckered hole.

Let’s get you on your knees right behind me while I degrade you as my personal servant. Do exactly what I want and you will get that tasty deposit that you so desperately need from me.

I can hear you behind me whimpering with excitement while you slide my panties off. It’s time! We have one messy morning ahead of us. I know you’ve been preparing to serve me all week.

Your tongue starts to run circles around the rim of my asshole. Mmmm, it feels so good! I can feel your nose buried in my ass getting a sniff of that morning stench. I reach around spreading my ass cheeks while I take a seat on your face, this way you can service your Mistress London properly. I hold nothing back when ridding your face. Feel my shit hole opening slowly for you. Soon it will be all yours. 

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Written By: London
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Dumbass

      Hi ya Dumbass!  I see you watching me.  You’re too brain dead to know I can tell when you’re watching me through my window, or sneaking into my house to watch me.

I noticed something odd when I was sitting on the toilet doing my morning business. There was a small peak hole in the door. LOSER! I might have even heard you oink when I pulled the toilet paper to wipe my adorable ass. Now I am sitting here and noticing things got rather messy, and I am out of toilet paper. Now, even the toilet won’t flush. I am beginning to wonder if this was all your doing. I know you’re still watching with your pathetic dick out.

I yell for you to come in. You’ve been waiting for this moment. I hear you oink some more, as you practically plunge your head in my toilet. You’re gulping down my shit and piss. You’re so excited, and oinking so loud, I fear you might pass out. Not yet Piggy, not before you clean my ass with your tongue. Then you need to lick up all around the dirty toilet and floor. OINK, OINK!

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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