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Chestnuts Roasting

                   

 You have been torturing those heavy balls for years now. You want more than just a little pain, but you are scared to do any more than pinch, slap, tug and twist your balls. Don’t worry as your holiday present is here. Let me rid you of those big, boring things. We can do it the easy almost painless way or we can do it the painful way. I think you know my choice. 

Before we begin our painful session, let’s make sure you have everything needed to rid you of those nasty things. You will have with you a mallet, paddle, flogger, and hot wax from a candle. This will be a bit more difficult but I must have a butt plug, Urethral Sound Beads in 3 sizes, and most of all a scalpel or an elastrator castration device.

Scared yet? Don’t worry it will be painful! Merry Christmas from Nurse Brianna, removing balls for my enjoyment.

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Written By: Brianna
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The Return of Piss Boy

    http://www.smittenkittens.net/Journal/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/malaya1.jpgHappy fucking holidaze.  What do all you good boys and girls want from me for Christmas? I do know my callers, and they all are a special type of naughty. Lucky for them as everyone knows, I don’t do fucking boring vanilla calls. Of course in the end, I don’t really care what you do, as long as I have your money.

I thought it would be interesting to talk about one of my callers. To keep his privacy, I shall just call him Piss Boy. I have blogged about him before but, he’s to much fun not to blog again.

Like anyone else, he would rather drink my delicious piss, but he has no access to it. Such a shame for him. Then what does he do with his piss? Any fucking thing I tell him to do, bitches! It is sort of a holiday thing for him. I can’t wait to shock and thrill him with some of the new things I have planned. I am certainly not telling what they are. Call me, pay for me, and then you will learn it all.

Now, fuck off, and enjoy your holiday.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Surviving The Holidays

Holidays are coming as you’re aware. Everywhere you go, Christmas displays are already in full bloom. We both know this can be a stressful time of year. Between spending time with family, shopping, gift wrapping, gift giving, it can be all a little bit overwhelming.

I know exactly what you need to manage this time of year. You need to cum. I know that may sound funny, but it’s the truth. I don’t mean just any jerk off session will do, you need the kind of orgasm where your toes curl, and your balls are completely drained. Do you ever notice after a great orgasm you feel like you can take on anything? It’s almost like a weight has been lifted. After a big load of cum, you feel much more relaxed, and you can think clearer. Not just any run of the mill orgasm will make you feel that way, it needs to be with someone who knows how to push your right buttons. Of course, this isn’t a cure all for the next 2 months with one great orgasm. Keeping you a happy man requires multiple sessions with yours truly. Even if you’re not alone at home, find a quiet spot and I’ll bring you back to your happy place once again.

People will take notice of your joyous mood. Only you and I will know why you’re so happy. It turns out that all you need to survive another holiday season is a little Madame Joanne.

 
Written By: Madame Joanne
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Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

 

Britt Goes Trick or Treating

I love Halloween, it’s my favorite time of year. I know I’m too old to be trick or treating but I can still pull it off because I am cute and tiny.

It’s Halloween night and your cock has been rock hard for the past several hours looking at the cute little girls in their costumes. One girl was a gymnast that had on a skin tight leotard. Her little nipples were poking through the spandex materiel and you almost blew a load in your pants while passing out candy.

It’s 9:00 pm and your doorbell rings, it’s way to late for trick or treaters but you answer anyway. There I am in my sexy outfit, looking up at you. The young ones made you so hard but seeing me in my sexy costume put you over the edge. I tell you I don’t want any candy, I just want to please your pedo cock with my young, petite body. All your young girl fantasies are about to come true tonight.

 

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Written By: Baby Britt
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The Devil Made You Do It

  Looking at my picture, all you can think about is running your hands up my warm, smooth legs. Giving me gentle kisses all over my cheeks, and letting your hands roam over my ass. I can feel you giving my cheeks a firm squeeze with your hands.

Is your cock hard yet?

 I’ll let you in on a little secret, I’ve been really horny today. So turned on that I can feel my wetness on my panties. Feeling my soaked thong against my pussy lips makes me want to do very dirty things to you.

  I want you to take your tongue and lick my sweet juices off my black thong. After every inch of my panties is sucked dry, pull my thong to the side, and my ass is yours. You have been drooling at my perfect ass for years now, it’s now time to suck, lick and repeat. 

Worshiping my pussy and ass is just for starters. I’m the devil today and I’ll be having you do things you never thought you would do. 

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Written By: Madame Joanne
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MILF Pussy For Halloween!

My kids are older now and don’t want their Mommy to tag along for Trick or Treating anymore. I say it’s their loss because in the past, I got them tons more candy. I dressed in sexy costumes and all our men in the neighborhood couldn’t resist a hot MILF with a terrific body. They would tell my kids to take the whole bowl of candy just so they could stare at me a bit longer. I fucked half of the neighborhood so some know me already. A few guys asked me for quickies, but I had to turn them down and tell them to come over to my house after 11, and then I would give them a real Halloween treat that they wouldn’t forget.

So this year, I am passing out candy and I can’t wait till the older ones arrive at my house. They normally come after 8pm. My hot cougar cunt needs a young dick tonight. I would prefer if he kept his costume on while he’s fucking me, I always liked the unknown.

Remember when you were little you always knew which house had the best candy. Well, my house will be known for the hottest MILF pussy.

 

Written By: Cindy
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Your Favorite Seductive Witch

An erotic tale as old as time. The beautiful and hypnotic witch set her sights on him. He will be hers forever!

The man escapes the stresses of his daily life in the city for a long weekend in the country. He arrives late, and he is weary from the drive.

Is it possible that his eyes play tricks on him? For only a moment he sees a glimpse of a sexy lady, dressed all in black at the top of the stairs.

He drinks the wine that the staff left for him and crawls into bed. The erotic dreams cause him to have a restless night, and he wakes up dazed and confused. There is this inner voice in his head telling me to skip the breakfast prepared by the cook, and to explore the apple orchard.

He dresses and slips out the back without being seen by anyone. As he follows the path, the morning fog and mist create a mystical and eerie feel to the orchard. In the photos online, the orchard looks like the most serene, picturesque place. Without the crowd of smiling faces and the bright sun, he is not uncomfortable. He feels like a bit of a wimp being scared, all alone. Although he wants to return to his room, that voice in his head tells him to go into the orchard, up the hill and then down the lake. The voice has control of his mind and body, so he follows the path.

Down at the lake, there is that same woman, he is sure, that he saw last night, swimming in the lake. He stands there frozen in the spot, spying on her skinny dipping. She acknowledges him and says hello. He wants to run but his feet betray him. The lovely lady gets out of the lake walks towards him. She is naked except for a stunning, expensive necklace around her neck.

There is an ageless beauty to her. She looks young but her mysterious, captivating eyes tell him she knows all the secrets to the universe. As he introduces himself, she says she knows who he is and slips into her black robe.

With one kiss to his lips, the powerful, sexy witch makes him lose all control. Well, it is actually his orgasm. The witch puts a spell on his cock, doubles his size and rides him until he has the most intense red hot orgasm. Now he belongs to the hot witch.

By the end of the weekend, he vows never to leave her side and to please her any way possible from now to the end of time.

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Written By: Brynna
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Email- badbrynna@gmail.com

 

 

May All Your Fantasies be Dark

     Happy Halloween month you perv! I know just what you’re fucking thinking. You want this year to be different. You’re so excited and you know just what and who you want. She is older than you’re used to, but she is so hot in a chubby, big tits sort of way. You’ve worked for her for many years. She is bossy, rude, and you can’t stand her. You want to hurt her. You’re waiting for all the Halloween excitement. Adorable little ones are everywhere. People are drinking, drugging and going to parties. This is your night to strike.

You knock on her door and she thinks it is kids. When she opens the door with a big, fake smile you push the taser into her round tummy. She convulses and falls on the floor. You look around to see if anyone was watching. They weren’t. You look at her body and quickly strip her. She wakes up to find herself bound to the bed. She tries to scream, but it gets stuck in her throat. You know what she is so frantic about. You picked her for two reason and the second one is in her pretty pink Laura Ashley bedroom. 

The bitch tries to give you what you want. All she can think of is the girl in the pink bedroom. You fuck the life out of her and finish with your strong hands around her neck. Just when her life is slipping away, you whisper in her ear that next you will be heading to the pretty pink bedroom.

Happy Halloween! May all your fantasies be dark and deviant.

 

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 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Charlie’s Boat Adventures

I had an awesome 4th of July! My friend invited me on her parents boat. Her hot older brother was there as well. It was just the 5 of us and my girlfriends parents were really cool. They had tons of food and alcohol.  

By the end the day, my friend and her mom were passed out on the boat. I was feeling really buzzed and horny. I started doing a strip tease in front of the guys. They didn’t stop me. In fact, my friends dad asked me to sit on his lap. I could feel his rock hard cock poking through his shorts against my bikini bottoms. My girlfriends brother started playing with my tits and sucking my nipples.

They both pulled down their shorts and I sucked their cocks. With some father/son blowjob action, my holes were wanting to be fucked! I got on all fours on the boat deck and they took turns fucking me while I was right in front of my passed out friend and her mom!

My girlfriend had no clue that I got a big load in my ass and pussy from her dad and brother. I think I will stop over to my friends house soon and have some more family time.

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Written By: Coed Charlie
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 Email- coedcharlie@aol.com

I Have Something Special In Mind…..

It’s Valentines Day and you’ve been wanting to fuck me for quite some time now. Don’t get your hopes up and think just because it’s the day of love that I will let you slide your cock in my pussy. I will give you something though, something a little bit more personal. I see you’re a little excited already. Please don’t take your cock out, we defiantly won’t be needing that.

I will strip for you and take everything off except my fishnets and heels. I’m going to get on all fours and back up my beautiful ass to your tongue. This is all for you. I want you to clean every crevice and make love to my asshole using your tongue. If you do a good job, you will be rewarded, not my pussy, remember you’re never worthy of my pussy. It will be something a little bit more personal.

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Written By: Bella
Call Bella @ 1-866-949-9736
Email- badbella4phone@yahoo.com