What should I be for Halloween? I can go old school and go as Carrie or a dead bride or a ghost. I always loved to get all done up as a witch with the green makeup and the pointy hat and I even used to carry a broom around! LOL Those were the days. But then I found out what Halloween really is for us ladies, a day we can whore it up and not have the other bitches judge us! This is why I am deciding on what to wear, it is between the naughty little school girl with my thigh high stockings, plaid skirt, sweater and pig tails, or is it going to be a little devil woman with barely anything covering my hard nipples and ample breasts and what is bound to be a wet pussy if these guys (and girls) do what they typically do and sexify Halloween up. I can’t decide! I don’t have much time left and the party is this weekend. I don’t want any candy (unless it is your lollipop) but I do want to get fucked so help me , please tell me what to wear! I am desperate and would do anything, I mean anything, for help deciding!
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My dreams sometimes can be intense, like I was another woman in a prior life or something like that. I don’t know but these dreams are so intense it is like I am there. The other night, I had just watched a movie and fell asleep on the couch, this is when I shifted into this other world.
It was an early morning, and I was working by the light from the fire. I was at the community cooking area with four pots boiling. My dress was being cleaned in the last pot and I periodically stood, stretched and went over to stir the pot. I had nothing on except my undergarments but no men were around so there was no need to be shy. I fished out my garment, and draped it over a nearby chair. With any luck, the heat of the nearby fire would dry it in time for the feast.
My heart was pounding. The heavy rains had come and our community had begun to gather and prepare for the solstice feast. Every type of dish you could think of was there. Excitement filled the air, but all I could think of was the culmination of the feast. This night I would choose my first lover.
This was my first year to considered a woman in the eyes of the elders. I had transitioned from child to woman late last summer. This would be the first year I could sit in on the Choosing. I knew of what this was from sneaking around during it. I would listen in as the women would choose their lover and ceremoniously exit through the North door towards their dwellings. Mother always went first. After her, the other women chose. Some their mate, others not, but none could dispute her choice. Solstice was a time of renewal. A time to bring fruitfulness to the group. A time to forget the dismal darkness of the winter rains and build something beautiful, if only for a day.
As the elder’s daughter, I would choose after mother. And I would experience my first love with Chris. He was many summers older than I, and he was chosen routinely early in the ceremony and has had his way with many women outside of the ceremony but I have seen him watching me. He had peeked at me when I was bathing, causing me to let my hand stray between my legs later that night.
Let me choose you, come on this journey with me. I am waiting for your call.
Soooooooo… I go to My Bff’s family soire’ like I do every year, right? Watch her dad and her uncles get bombed, and start chasing us around the pool like they always do..
We giggle and tease them, maybe flashing the a little tit here and there. A flash of pussy as they throw us into the pool all in good humor, right? Well this year , Jules cousin, we will call him Mike, shows up…HOLY SHIT!! Can you say “hello puberty”? He must’ve grown 2 feet and 6 inches..;)!!!
Still to young for me but Damn! Who cares? Well wasn’t I driving him just crazy in the pool, until I decided to drop a hint. Ok, not so much a hint as a hand right up the leg of his swim trunks, grabbing his junk! He got hard instantly, and began to blush..[how cute!!] When we thought no one was looking, we snuck into the pool house and threw down some of the inflatable pool floats. It would’ve been fine if one of them at the bottom of the pile didn’t have a fucking squeeker thing in it!!!
Squeekie-squeekie-squeekie-squeeeeeekieeee was all you heard coming from behind the closed door. When we finally emerged sweaty and red-faced, I was relieved to see everyone but her one uncle had gone into the house to eat, and he was snoring in the lounger. It wasn’t until much later, sitting around by the pool after dark, that Jules grabbed one of the floaties and asked everyone where little rubber balls came from? She then said “That’s what happens when pool toys have sex!”
Squeekie-squeekie-squeekie-squeeeeeekieeee!!!!!…..OMG.
OMG.
My best friend and I had been planning for several weeks to have a double date to the movies last night. She and her man have been together for almost six months, and he had a friend in the Marine Corps who was in town visiting his family that they thought I might like to meet. Well, I love meeting new men to play with and I think military men are super sexy, so I agreed to go on the double date and meet her boyfriend’s Marine friend.
About an hour before we were all supposed to meet at my house so we could drive to the cinema together in one car, my best friend called me and told me that she was going to have to cancel; she had a migraine headache and needed to take some medicine and go to bed for the evening. “The boys are really excited about seeing this movie tonight, and Richard said his friend realllly wants to meet you,” she said, “Will you please go ahead and go with them and keep an eye on my man for me?” I told her I’d be glad to.
About forty five minutes later, the guys showed up at my house smelling like expensive cologne and dressed straight from the pages of GQ. Little did they know, I had no panties on underneath my denim mini skirt, and my nipples were already hard underneath my satin bra because I had been gently touching my pussy since my best friend’s cancellation call, fully intending to suck and fuck both of their cocks before the night was over. I am such a bad, bad girl!! Being bad really turns me on though, and I knew my friend’s boyfriend wouldn’t tell her about our fucking because he didn’t want her to find out. He didn’t want to get in trouble with her and lose the opportunity to fuck and taste my sweet little pussy!
I invited them in, and Richard introduced his friend. We chit chatted for a little while, then decided we better go ahead and leave so we could make it to the theatre on time. When I bent over to pick up my purse, I knew that my ass and pussy were peeking out from under my mini skirt, and I made sure that they could both see. I was taken by surprise to feel a big hand with large fingers sliding over my pussy while I was still bent over, then a finger sliding into my slippery wet pussy. Before I could respond, the Marine was behind me, pushing my skirt up and spreading my ass cheeks apart while Richard knelt behind me, fucking my kitty with his fingers, moving them in and out of me very gently and slowly. The Marine slid a finger into my ass, which turned me on even more. I am such a submissive little slut, I love it when men take control of me and use and violate my hot little body!
They pulled me up onto my knees in front of them, both of their big hard cocks in my face, knowing what a nasty little cum hungry cock slut I am! I took Richard’s cock into my mouth first, greedily pushing my lips down his dick, then I took a taste of his friend’s cock, trying to decide which one tasted better to me. After deciding that I loved how both of their cocks tasted, I went to work sucking them, knowing that if I did a good job like the good little slut that I am, I would be rewarded with two hot loads of cum splashed all over my pretty little face. I’ll have to remember to set up another double date with my best friend soon. I hate to say this, but I am secretly hoping that she might cancel again next time.
Kaitlyn
I have tried to surprise my boyfriend so many times over the years by exposing myself in what I would call semi-public ways. If you have seen some of my other stories, you know what I mean. The flowerbed bed was located just outside of our bathroom window. The window is rather high, since it is located in our shower/bathtub.
On this particular afternoon, my husband was outside planting flowers.
As he was working, I decided to give a little show. I got naked and stood up on the edges of the tub so that one could see me through the window. I started masturbating and after a minute or two of getting the windows primed so to speak, I tapped on the window. My boyfriend looked up and waved at me, then went back to what he was doing.
I tapped again and he looked up, and then looked around to see if anyone else could see me. he gave me a little bit of a disgusted look then, realizing I was not going to stop he kept watching. he could not have seen from what level he was on and I did not notice at first that our newest sexy neighbor guy was standing in his back door. Watching all this go on. TEE HEE!
There is a six foot privacy fence between our yard and his, thus my guy did not see him, and I did not think about anyone else seeing. Standing at his door he could easily see me but he could not see my boyfriend. (what boyfriend?!!)
I had the window open on the inside, with only a screen separating me from the great outdoors. My boyfreind said to hurry up so that no one else would see.
I knew I was getting close and I started to tilt my head back for the final few blasts of my magic vibrator. But, It was at that moment that I saw that new sexy neighbor at his back door. he had a smirk on his face and a glazed look in his eyes as he watched the show. I grabbed my vibrator with my one hand and increased the tempo of thrusting my dildo in my pussy with the other.
I exploded with an intensity that caught us all by surprise. The velocity of the orgasm shot cum right through the screen and many streams ran down the outside of the screen. I looked down to see that my boyfriend had a similarly glazed look and smile on his face. Even though he had been afraid of anyone else watching, he enjoyed the show.
I looked back up to see the hott new sexy neighbor wave and turn away from the door, going back into his house.
I repeat the performance for my boyfriend every valentines day after that while he worked outside, but never again did I see that hott new neighbor. I do not know if he ever caught the show again, or simply watched from a more secluded spot. In my mind, he was watching every time and thus my orgasms were very intense and my boyfriend even commented on the amount of cum that came through the screen each time.
Hello, my pets. I see you’ve taken that first step down the road of addiction and obsession. I am Goddess Jezzabelle, your ULTIMATE desire, and NOT your typical Domina. Don’t get me wrong. Although I can be very harsh, I can show a more tender and caring side too…if you’re a good and deserving slut. That all depends on you, my little sissy boy slave! My first demand of you will be that you tell me EXACTLY what you’re willing to surrender to me. Make it good, because you don’t want to disappoint me so soon. Are you an adventurous slut who craves phone sex with no hard boundaries? Are you new to the lifestyle and require a few soft boundaries? Confess your weaknesses so that I may tease and torture you with them! You will relish whatever pleasures I bestow upon you, shiver at the thought of my disappointment and your impending punishment, and come crawling back for more when I am done with you.
What secret fantasy have you never fulfilled? I know you have one suppressed deep inside you, just dying to get out. If you’re honest with yourself you’ve wanted to fulfill this fantasy for years but for whatever lame reason you have not fulfilled it and your sexual experiences have not reached their full potential. Don’t be shy, lots of people have secret taboo sex fantasies and I’ll bet it’d surprise you to know there’s a whole group of people out there with the exact same fantasy. Go ahead call me and confess that taboo fantasy you’ve kept hidden for years.
Is it Incest? You know deep down there is some member of your family you want to fuck the shit out of.
Maybe you had a crush on a teacher?
Do you want to be caught in the act or do it in front of a crowd?
Are you cock-curious? Don’t be shy or feel bad, most men are.
Do you like humiliation? Do you need to give up control?
Do you like water sports or scat?
Does the idea of bestiality turn you on? There’s a whole world of animal lovers out there.
Whatever your kink or fantasy is I’ll explore it. Niche fetishes and unique fantasies are always welcum…maybe you can show me something new and exciting.
Twas, the night before Christmas, and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse.No kids lived with me, so I thought I would chatter.
There’d be no damn reindeer, and no stupid clatter.
There’d be no fat elf, coming through my chimney.
I’ll be alone, my computer and me.
I won’t race to the window, to see him arrive.
I’ll just sit right here….. doin my 9 to 5.
There’s no one I know, as I’m surfing around.
None of my regular buddies are found.
I went in some chat rooms, but quickly got out.
Age, sex, location is all that’s about.
As, I was about to go check out the net.
I got an E-mail, that I didn’t expect.
A man wrote to me, Chris C was his name,
and asked if I might be up for a game
he said, if I wasn’t, then he would just leave.
But, he was so lonely, on this Christmas eve.
he said, it’s the first time, he’d ever been on.
But, he heard, computers, could be so much fun.
he said that his laptop seldom worked right,
But the WiFi was on and was working tonight!
He’s away on some business, He’ll be gone all night.
So, he thought hewould try it , “I guess it’s alright”.
He started to tell me, about his whole life.
How, he was neglected,by his prudish wife.
He talked of his anger, frustrations, and needs.
Because, he was forced, to do such silly deeds.
He talked on and on, from one thing to the next.
Then finally told me…….He was way undersexed!.
he didn’t have sex, with his wife, I was told.
She’s always so tired, and getting too old.
Then, he wrote me something, that made my heart vex.
he ask me to teach him, to have cyber-sex.
I said, if he wanted me to, that I could.
Then after an hour, he got really good.
After five hours, my fingers were sore.
I told him that I couldn’t go anymore.
he said, that was fine, because he was spent too.
And besides,it was late…he had much work to do.
he said he’d would be on, the same time next year.
Then asked, if I wouldn’t mind, meeting him here.
He said, only…. on this night, could he be found.
It is only…. this night, he had the chance to leave town.
The way He bid me goodnight and signed off made me pause.
I think I just cyber-sexed with Ol’ Santa Claus!!!
OK……You have got to be kidding me, right? Now I have seen the edibles, picked that gross fruit rollup crap out of my teeth, and had those tiny candies literally licked and nibbled right off of my pussy and tits… a fun concept, and gratifying, i assure you… but who in the fuck would cram themselves into panties together where you cant even grind?
This must be the most assinine idea in the history of man… beside when my neice decided to drag her BF to see Brokeback Mountain…BAD move, kid…>>ps, she is now single..LOL
Even as a gag, it has no merit… HO Hummmmmmm…
Just thought I would share!
Love ya! Sav
