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Let’s see what’s cooking in the kitchen: Food Play Fun

 I am truly the horniest housewife I know. My hubby drives a truck and is away a lot. That’s how I became a cheating housewife and fucked everyone in the neighborhood I could get. But There are some days when I can’t find cock. And, it can hit me at any time. I can be cooking dinner and I will get the urge to fuck myself and it over comes me and I have to do it. I am a nympho and I need it when I need it. So, I can make do with anything I have handy.

   If there’s no cock or a vibrator close then I will grab the biggest thing I can find. One of my favorite things to masturbate with a big fat cucumber and zucchini. Fucking myself with food really turns me on. Yesterday, my hubby came home and caught me on the counter working my pussy over. After he watched for a while he pulled me off the counter and fucked me on the stove like the whore I am. That was the best fuck I had all week.

Freaks and Fetish

It’s no secret I am the freak of the neighborhood. I am the one that will try anything. I have an adventurous side and I love to explore it. I am also very creative I will put what ever I can find in my pussy. Weither it be food, feet or my own fist. That’s just how I like sex freaky and kinky.

  I need a man that will let me explore the wilder side of sex. I know not all housewives will get so horny in the middle of the day that she fucks herself with a cucumber. I also tend to be a size whore, I like to see if I can get really big things into my pussy. I love fisting and have just discovered the joys of being foot fucked.

   I know most slutty blonde bimbos are just happy with big black cocks, but not me, I want to be fucked in the kinkiest ways you can come up with. I am wondering now if maybe I can get a baseball bat into my pretty pussy. Want to help?

Cindy

Food Fun Phone Sex

Last night I was watching a boring movie and eating twizzlers when a guy called me. I was kind of relieved because the movie was making me pretty sleepy. I asked him what he was in the mood for and he didn’t have anything in particular he wanted to talk about. I told him I was wearing a purple thong with cute little red hearts on it and a tiny tank top with no bra.  So, being a incredibly horny no taboo slut that I am, I told him I had twizzlers and I want to put them in my tiny twat and then eat them. He got so turned on that I would actually do that. I was turned on too because it will make my candy taste even sweeter!

I put the phone down to my juicy little pussy and he could actually hear the wad of twizzlers  going in and out. We both came pretty hard and then I had a nice snack afterwards. Too bad you couldn’t had a taste too!

You just never know what I will do. Call me for some food fun phone sex!

A little food fun!

So last night I was feeling REALLY horny! My batteries were DEAD! And I needed to shove something up my tight pussy! I paced around the house and tried to figure something out. When I was a young girl I would use my hairbrush, But now a days, well no offense to the hair brush but it just won’t cut it anymore! So i went to my trusty friend the fridge! And there in my vegetable drawer was a really lovely and really thick and really long cucumber! SCORE! I hit the jackpot with this bad boy! I took my new friend up to my room and we had some really naughty fun! Not only was their juice inside this badboy cucumber, well there was juices dripping all over the outside when I was finished with it!

A girl’s gotta do, what a girl’s gotta do!

Kitchen Sex

Kinky KatI’m a natural in the kitchen. It’s true. And I’m not just talking about my cooking skills. It has to be one of my favorite places to get freaky, too! I have quite an imagination when it comes to food and kitchen utensils LOL. And when a hot guy sits me on top of the stove or lays me down on my round dining table or even on top of the kitchen sink, WOO HOO, we can have a helluva good time! Nothing makes my nips harder and my sweet lil pussy drip even more. I even have a special spatula and slotted spoon that are some of my favorite toys! And if you give me a call, I will even tell you what my favorite VEGETABLE is!

Smells of the Season

This HAS to be my one of my favorite times of the year!  The aromas of the great food and the traditions that the old country women in my family have passed down from generation to generation.  And yes, between bouts of fooling around with older married men and fucking, I have been learning a thing or two.  Take, for example, the older married guy I’m having an affair with right now, Roger.  Very hot guy with a nice dick, he’s a GREAT fuck.  He and I went persimmon hunting in the woods a couple of weeks ago.  He’ll take his GMC and rear-end the trunk of the trees to get the persimmons to drop – always makes me laugh so fucking hard LOL.  Well, anyhow, he opened up the tailgate of his truck and opened his cooler and I was expecting some pop or beer – instead, he pulled out some bananas, some chocolate syrup and some canned whipped cream.  He proceeded to strip me, laid me out on the liner, spread my legs and turned me into a human banana split!  By the time he got done eating me out and licking me all over, I was begging him to fuck me with his HUGE cock!  Now I am a firm believer in NEW traditions!

New Servant Sissy Boy Darlene

I just love me some submissive Sissy Boys; they are absolutely a guaranteed great time. Well I had the pleasure of meeting my new little boy toy sub, who I have lovingly named Darlene just yesterday. We had a great session, which left him wanting more. When he first called he was but naked and ready to stroke his cock; but I had other plans for him. I instructed him in to pick out and model his sexiest panties for me. I enjoyed teasing her and making her little clitty throb. Darlene stays in a lovely condo on the 2nd floor of a 3 story building. I enjoy having him parade out on the balcony in those sexy tight panties. I would allow him to stroke that little clitty and feel those balls filling up, but because I control that cock, he was not allowed to cum. He had the nerve to want to serve me and had nothing to offer me or serve me with. We searched around his house and finally found some rubber bands and a banana…LOL now we are going to have some fun. I made him rubber band his balls and cock making to tightest cock and ball ring. He looked like a 3 leaf clover (giggles). I slid that 7 inch banana right up his tight little ass, then walked him back out to the balcony to watch the view with a banana stuck up his little boy pussy. I had him lay on the balcony ground and used his mouth to make me cum, while I spanked his ass cheeks. So turned on he began to beg and plead to cum. I would have no parts of it. I continued to fuck his ass driving him insane and I enjoyed every minute. Finally, I advised that he had 10 minutes if he could untie his balls and cock he could cum. He frantically fumbled with the tight bands on his balls. I laughed and gave him the countdown and reminded him how pathetic it would be not to get the band off in time. So determined he went to search for scissor cumming back to the balcony to cut himself loose, and me taunting him every minute. Finally, with 2 minutes and 45 seconds to spare I allowed him to stroke, teasing him that he would not make it. He surprised me when his shot out like a powerful rocket. After thanking his new Mistress for allowing him to cum; as gratitude my little slutty Darlene slurped her cum from her own hands. Want to be my little submissive slut? Call me.

 

Food Play Phone Sex For Easter Sunday!

Here comes Peter Cotton Tail right down my pussy hole trail! I’m totally ready for the Easter Bunny to fuck all my sluty holes and finish off with a huge, creamy mess! In honor of the holiday, I got really long carrots out of my fridge, sat on my kitchen counter, spread my legs really wide and shoved 4 giant carrots up my pussy. One had a curve to it so it felt incredible. I thought I needed more so I grabbed another carrot and stuck that right in my asshole. I was penetrating all 5 carrots in my holes as far as they would go. All you could see was the green stalks hanging out my ass/pussy!

If you want to hear me get off using carrots or anything else in my fridge give me a call! Food play phonesex is so much fun!

Care for some honey, Honey?

 One of my favorite things is to keep a jar of honey near my bed and scoop out a bit with a little silver spoon I keep near it. With you laying in bed on your back, your stiff cock at attention, I will gently heat the honey over a scented candle until it is just warm and melting and then kneel over your beautiful cock and slowly drizzle it. You can feel the melting warmth slide down your hard shaft and ooze around your balls, slowly coating them in the sweet goo. Then I will bend over and start to clean you, lapping slowing around the head and tickling your pee hole with the tip of my talented tongue and work my way down to your honey coated balls. Yummy!

Want more of my creative ideas? Call me 866-794-8183 and would be more than happy to share!

Looking for something sweet or kinky?

It’s time for you to have some Phone Sex Candee. I’m the sexy blond chick with brains and beauty. I’m a switch so you can have total control over my mind body & soul. Or maybe your looking for me to take the reigns and make you my bitch! I just love putting on my huge strap-on dildo and force it into your mouth and make you suck it like the cocksucker you are. If that’s not your cup of tea then how about we do some role-play or maybe some fetish phone sex with no taboos! I’m an anything goes girl so there is nothing that will put me off or disgust me. I’m into golden showers, scat-play and food fun. Or maybe beastiality is more what you’re looking for. I love having sex with dogs, horses, sheep or maybe a horny bull. I’m right here by the phone waiting for you to call me right now!!!

Candee~1-866-949-9738