Archive for the 'Food Play Phone Sex' Category

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Valentine’s Day Dessert

You can forget the flowers, just bring me chocolates! Do you want to get kinky after dinner tonight?

How about you and me licking melted chocolate off of each other tonight, on Valentine’s Day?

Drizzle melted chocolate over one of my nipples and lick away!

I want to drizzle a stream of hot fudge down your chest and licking up every drop!  Then I will drizzle some dark chocolate over your cock and balls and suck you clean!

Oh my!  All this chocolate!  We are going to have to spend the night fucking hard to burn off all of these calories, Sweetness!  (lol)

Lick me!  Fuck me, Baby!

Love fucking you!

Brynna

The Turkey Baster

 Well, I have a lot of family coming over today and I’ve been busting my ass in the kitchen all morning long. I wanted to take a little break and tell you what naughty thing I did. Ever since I woke up early this morning I have been horny as ever! I didn’t have time to masturbate because I wanted to get the turkey in the oven by 6:00 am. Every time I grab the turkey baster, my pussy gets really wet. I guess anything long and hard in my hands my pussy subconsciously knows and reacts. I really had to get off before people started showing up so I shoved the long turkey baster inside my wet, wanting pussy. I squatted on my kitchen floor and held the baster in one hand and I slid my pussy up and down on it till I came all over it. It felt incredible and moments after I came the doorbell rang. I got myself together and snuck away to write this for you. The best part is I forget to wash the cum off the turkey baster and I put it back in the oven and juiced the turkey. I guess everyone gets to have a little taste of me for this Thanksgiving!

Kinky Kat

 

Food Play With Reese

Sometimes a girl needs something new to play with. Lately every time I walk through the kitchen I have been glancing at the fruit bowl wondering what it would feel like. Everyone had left for work this morning so I just went for it. I laid down and took my thumb and fore fingers and started pinching both my nipples nice and hard. Running my hands down to my stomach, pulling off my panties I could feel the moisture soaking though. I knew what I wanted. I grabbed for my fresh banana and started rubbing it along my thighs. I then started to rub it along my slit feeling the texture of it. Slowly, I started to slide it inside of me it felt a little different but I was really liking it. Gently moving it in and out at first. I got into a rhythm, I started to grind it in me even deeper. It felt so good but so wrong I couldn’t stop myself I knew this was something I would be doing again. With my legs stretched out and tense, my back arching, and my breathing getting fast and shallow as I panted for more thrusting this long yellow banana deep in my pussy. Gasping out as my orgasm hit me. I laid there and slowly pulled it out looking at it covered it my cum. The skin of the banana was all soft from my wetness. It was an amazing feeling. I walked back in the kitchen and and put it back in the fruit bowl *he he* I can’t wait to see who picks it up and eats it next.

Vixen in the Kitchen

I love cooking in the buff! There’s something about walking around my kitchen completely nude and handling my kitchen appliances’s that really drives me wild. My gentlemen neighbor doesn’t seem to mind either. It’s funny how his dinner time is right around the same time as mine. Sometimes I get the urge to play with myself while I am baking or preparing dinner. There’s always something that slips inside my hot little snatch; whether it’s a long wooden spoon, turkey baster or sometimes food items.
I try to get dressed by the time the kids get home but sometimes I completely forget and they don’t seem to mind. It gets really interesting when they invite their friends over to dinner!
Call me you never know what I will be whipping up in the kitchen!

How BIG Is Too BIG?

I have a question for you? What do you consider too big? Maybe you can’t answer that because you never shoved anything inside of you before, hehe! Well for me, nothing is too big. I’m always looking for the next big thing I can fit inside my teen cunt! I just bought a 14 inch monster dong today and yeah it’s really big and it defiantly was a challenge getting it inside of me because of the girth but once I got it in I was ready for something bigger. I guess that’s the slut in me!

I challenge you to find me something really big that will satisfy my little cunnie. Remember I like food and household tools. Please give me ideas because I’m getting super horny again and I need to feed my hungry pussy again 😉

Jizz Junkie Mandee

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Craving kink?

I really can’t think of a time that I don’t crave kinky sex but this past weekend I decided to turn up the heat a little and was a very bad girl in the kitchen. OMG I forgot how good it feels to totally let go and just do what ever comes to mind. It was hot watching you cook this exotic meal for two I never knew a spatula would feel so good against my clit or rubbing across my nipps. Teasing and distracting you was definitely half the fun. You joined in and put those ice cubes to good use making me want to be bad with you. Softly brushing the cool ice over my lips and then down and I mean all the way down my body melting it’s way to my hot fuck box. We actually got into some pretty kinky food play that I would never have imagined so sexy but it was, and yes mmmmm  I came extremely hard for you.

It’s time to turn up the kink once again so call and get bad with me.

Jade

Let’s see what’s cooking in the kitchen: Food Play Fun

 I am truly the horniest housewife I know. My hubby drives a truck and is away a lot. That’s how I became a cheating housewife and fucked everyone in the neighborhood I could get. But There are some days when I can’t find cock. And, it can hit me at any time. I can be cooking dinner and I will get the urge to fuck myself and it over comes me and I have to do it. I am a nympho and I need it when I need it. So, I can make do with anything I have handy.

   If there’s no cock or a vibrator close then I will grab the biggest thing I can find. One of my favorite things to masturbate with a big fat cucumber and zucchini. Fucking myself with food really turns me on. Yesterday, my hubby came home and caught me on the counter working my pussy over. After he watched for a while he pulled me off the counter and fucked me on the stove like the whore I am. That was the best fuck I had all week.

Freaks and Fetish

It’s no secret I am the freak of the neighborhood. I am the one that will try anything. I have an adventurous side and I love to explore it. I am also very creative I will put what ever I can find in my pussy. Weither it be food, feet or my own fist. That’s just how I like sex freaky and kinky.

  I need a man that will let me explore the wilder side of sex. I know not all housewives will get so horny in the middle of the day that she fucks herself with a cucumber. I also tend to be a size whore, I like to see if I can get really big things into my pussy. I love fisting and have just discovered the joys of being foot fucked.

   I know most slutty blonde bimbos are just happy with big black cocks, but not me, I want to be fucked in the kinkiest ways you can come up with. I am wondering now if maybe I can get a baseball bat into my pretty pussy. Want to help?

Cindy

Food Fun Phone Sex

Last night I was watching a boring movie and eating twizzlers when a guy called me. I was kind of relieved because the movie was making me pretty sleepy. I asked him what he was in the mood for and he didn’t have anything in particular he wanted to talk about. I told him I was wearing a purple thong with cute little red hearts on it and a tiny tank top with no bra.  So, being a incredibly horny no taboo slut that I am, I told him I had twizzlers and I want to put them in my tiny twat and then eat them. He got so turned on that I would actually do that. I was turned on too because it will make my candy taste even sweeter!

I put the phone down to my juicy little pussy and he could actually hear the wad of twizzlers  going in and out. We both came pretty hard and then I had a nice snack afterwards. Too bad you couldn’t had a taste too!

You just never know what I will do. Call me for some food fun phone sex!

A little food fun!

So last night I was feeling REALLY horny! My batteries were DEAD! And I needed to shove something up my tight pussy! I paced around the house and tried to figure something out. When I was a young girl I would use my hairbrush, But now a days, well no offense to the hair brush but it just won’t cut it anymore! So i went to my trusty friend the fridge! And there in my vegetable drawer was a really lovely and really thick and really long cucumber! SCORE! I hit the jackpot with this bad boy! I took my new friend up to my room and we had some really naughty fun! Not only was their juice inside this badboy cucumber, well there was juices dripping all over the outside when I was finished with it!

A girl’s gotta do, what a girl’s gotta do!