We have known each other since forever. You were the annoying little fucker that followed me around. We both went our separate ways after school and you know blah, blah, blah. Normally, I don’t do reunions, but I was told he was going and I was curious to see the train wreck I used to torture.
Within minutes, I was mind numbing fucking bored. Whatever. This was a boredom that even booze and drugs couldn’t fix. I walked around, talked to a few people till I found him. Looks like he’s gotten a bit of self confidence over the years. That’s my job, to tear him back down.
A few drinks, some talk and I told him to meet me at my hotel at 1 am. Enough of this shit and I went back to my hotel. I picked up a hot guy at the bar and took him up to my room. Around 1 am, there was a knock at hotel room door. My old friend arrives and finds me not alone, and spread out on the couch.
He looks rather confused. I tell him that my cunt isn’t going to clean itself and my companions dick is also not going to suck itself. Get fucking to it!
