Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost this freaky chick knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, the old wooden kind with a rounded end”, lube for the hole of course, last but not least, set a side enough time for playing with your funhole. Now take your broom and your lube into your bedroom, put the broom with the handle sticking out, do I need to point out to you morons just leave about 6 inches sticking out, between the mattress and the box spring. Now lube up your ass, bend over, and back slowly onto the broom handle. Is it in yet? Waiting…… Alright; you know the drill, back and fourth we go, that’s a good little bitch, keep on pumping it, are you feeling that wonderful feeling building up in your pucker hole yet? That’s right; faster, oooh almost there, one more, there we go. Was that as good for you as it was for me? How you may ask was it good for me? Well fuck that’s easy; just picturing one of you sad losers, bent over, fucking yourself with a broom handle gave me the best damn laugh I’ve had in days. Here, here to the joys of broom fucking and to all the sad losers that feel compelled to take it up the ass.Archive for the 'Fantasy Phone Sex' Category
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Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost this freaky chick knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, the old wooden kind with a rounded end”, lube for the hole of course, last but not least, set a side enough time for playing with your funhole. Now take your broom and your lube into your bedroom, put the broom with the handle sticking out, do I need to point out to you morons just leave about 6 inches sticking out, between the mattress and the box spring. Now lube up your ass, bend over, and back slowly onto the broom handle. Is it in yet? Waiting…… Alright; you know the drill, back and fourth we go, that’s a good little bitch, keep on pumping it, are you feeling that wonderful feeling building up in your pucker hole yet? That’s right; faster, oooh almost there, one more, there we go. Was that as good for you as it was for me? How you may ask was it good for me? Well fuck that’s easy; just picturing one of you sad losers, bent over, fucking yourself with a broom handle gave me the best damn laugh I’ve had in days. Here, here to the joys of broom fucking and to all the sad losers that feel compelled to take it up the ass.
I did something very new and exciting last night. I babysat a little baby. Sounds boring huh? Not at all.
While babysitting this little one he just kept crying and crying. I was getting very frustrated indeed. I tried feeding him his bottle but he would just suck a little bit and spit it out. So I am sitting on the couch cradling him in my lap and he is groping my tits with his little hands. I was getting felt up by a baby. At first I was laughing but then I remembered that the baby was being breast fed and the mom had just pumped some milk in to a bottle for him. Maybe that is what is wrong he didn’t want that damn bottle he wanted some titty.
I popped open my blouse and instantly he attacked my nipple like it was heaven sent. I took the bottle and let the milk drip down on my tits and run down in his mouth and he was happy as can be to just suck like that.
Well I already have a thing for the little kiddies, though never had contemplated a little baby like this. But OMG my pussy was getting so wet while he was sucking on my nipple. I was totally turned on in every way.
So I kept feeding him and reached down and loosened his pamper and checked out his little baby balls. Smooth, bald and pretty. I couldn’t help but touch them a little bit and he definitely seemed to enjoy it.
Needless to say once he was done eating I had to rub my pussy I was so horny. He laid right there on the couch with his pacifier in his mouth watching me contentedly. I came pretty hard indeed and can’t wait for the experience of being an actual mom. I imagine after a few months of breast feeding I will be in masturbation overload!
I just have to tell you guys about my very freaky weekend. As most of you know I am away in college and have been missing my daddy VERY much. So I decided to make a special surprise trip home to see him this past weekend. Well, he was out of town, so that part of the trip was wasted.
However while there and totally horny because I couldn’t get any daddy dick I managed to discover someone else in the house totally willing to fuck me.
I know it sounds clique, but I actually found my baby brother jacking off in my panties. I have heard some many sex storys about that happening and always just laughed it off as someones fantasy. I actually walked in on him in my old bedroom with my purple satin thongs wrapped around his cock stroking. He was quite embarrassed and his face turned bright red when I walked in, but he didn’t stop stroking. Hell I didn’t even think my baby brother was old enough to get an erection yet more less actually cum.
So I walk in the room and at first I started laughing at him and making fun of him for being a dirty perv. Then I took a better glance at his cock and was actually intrigued. Baby brother has a pretty nice sized dick. Well as soon as I looked it over a bit more my pussy just started juicing. So I know me and brother are home alone and also know that daddys “keep it in the family” motto must apply to my baby brother too. Well I know it really doesnt because daddy is extremely jealous and doesn’t like to share me, but he will just have to get over it.
Anyways I walk over to my brother and drop to my knees and move his hand out of the way and just consume his entire cock down the back of my throat. He sort of did this convulsion thing and a second later his load was swooshing all over my tongue. He looked even more embarrassed that he came in less than a minute. I told him no worries that he could make it up to me. I wiggled out of my skirt and panties and laid down and began the fine art of teaching baby brother how to eat out a girl the correct way. He was a very eager student and by time he made me cum with his tongue his cock was hard again and ready for some fucking. Fucking is exactly what we did. Hard and long fucking, on and off for the entire weekend.
Poor daddy will be so disappointed when he finds out. Ohh yes he will find out because I want some DP from daddy and brother at the same time next trip home.
Naughty big brother pulled down his little sister’s panties while she wasasleep to see if her little pussy was bald, but it made his dicky so hard when he saw her cute little shaven teen pussy lips he had to tell her about it.
You waited for me to get out of the shower. Stepping into my room with my big t-shirt clinging to my damp body and you told me what you did, didn’t you brother?
Then you pulled out your big cock and slutty little sister loved it! I pulled up my t-shirt and let you see my big teen nipples. Your little sister did everything you wanted!
What else do you want little sister to do to your hard cock?
Naughty Lil Miley
I believe the way to a satisfied man is a woman who has balance. Balance as in being sophisticated and educated yet has an equal dose of trashiness and sluttiness.
Today I am in the mood to pamper you. To help you relax. Work is tough, the economy sucks and your life is chaotic at best. A good orgasm is the best cure for a stressful day. So today treat yourself to a dose of me. During your lunch break instead of going to the same boring takeout joint you normally frequent, call me. If you get lucky and get home before the wife and kids do, lay back, wrap your hand around your cock and dial my number. I shall do all of the work and pamper your cock to a fucktabulous orgasm, just like it deserves. Your mind, soul and cock will each enjoy my soft sensual voice.
Today is going to be a sexy day! I have no classes because its Sunday. I actually have no homework, studying or papers that need my attention. Today is the rare day since starting college that I have just for myself.
I have decided I am going to pamper myself with a nice luxurious bubble bath followed up by lots of pussy pampering. I have layed all of my toys out on my bed and have a brain full of dirty daddy thoughts to play by.
The only thing that could make today better is if lots of my daddy callers cum play with me on the phone. <wink>
It’s time for some fantasy around here. There is nothing sexier than the feel of man’s hands on me, all over me, but most especially on my neck and back. A hand on the small of my back or the curve of my waist, even with clothes on, sends shivers through me. Mix with that two hands, from behind, pulling me closer, adding kisses on my neck and I become putty in his hands. A few minutes of that and I’ll be your submissive slut for life. Anything you want can be yours and I will eagerly and blissfully give it. I recently felt those hands on me, clothes still on, grabbing at my waist and my hips, pulling me, touching me at first outside my shirt, but quickly sliding underneath. I leaned forward, pushing my ass towards him, purring quietly, loving the touch. He smacked my ass and nibbled on my neck and I could feel the moisture building between my legs. I pushed my own pants down, giving him full access to my ass, wanting him to fuck me right then, but the sweet torment continued. Soft touches up and down perfectly mixed with firm touches to my ass. I heard his pants unzip, felt the warmth of his skin against me, sensed that beautiful cock close behind me. I pushed back with him firmly against me and began to grind, him still pulling on my hips. My pussy was dripping with juices I was so turned on, but the delicious tease continued with him reaching around me, pushing my bra up and grabbing my tits firmly. He roughly rolled my nipples between his fingers, making my breath catch. I love that. His hands then moved down my stomach to my wet pussy and with one hand back on my waist, he used the other to tease my clit. I love those magic fingers. They make me cum so effortlessly. With my knees weak and breathing erratically, he whispered in my ear words every woman wants to hear, that I’m sexy, that I turn him on, that he loves everything about me. Beautiful words from a sexy man with a perfect cock. This is a fantasy indeed.
I have always had this sexual fantasy about Little Red Riding Hood. the way i saw it was not quite as the story was told. the young, deviant girl dressed in all red being stalked by the Big Bad Wolf. she taunted, teased and practically lured the Wolf in her direction as he sniffed her out. she is prey, she is flesh and she is ripe. being a Wolf i imagine he would want to toy with his dinner before he let the life drain from her. feel her flesh, taste her skin and smell her pussy.
i will even go as far as to be Little Red and putting a twist on the story. giving Wolf the impression that i fear him, i would submit to him and sacrifice my life to him. in my story it is the Wolf that i taunt, that i hunt yet he does not know that. my blood red cape flowing through the dark forest, my milky flesh legs illuminating blackness. my arousal calling out to the wild to come find me, take me. the low hum of some random song that sits deep in my throat that only a beast can hear.
come to me beast, i want to play.
twigs snap, the air is filled with breathing through the muzzle and bared teeth. the path i walk is silent with the hunter and the hunted. yet the four legged stalker has no idea that i seek him with purpose. my heart beats and my breathing quickens. to the Wolf it looks like fear but what he doesn’t know it’s the anticipation that courses through my blood. my skin grows hot and by now he can smell the scent of my pussy.
my feet move on the path beneath me. the Wolf follows at a distance staring with silent eyes planning the attack on my helpless body. the alpha dog approaches within feet, i stop walking and turn around to face the king. saliva drips from his long fangs, his yellow eyes narrow at me to show me strength and fearlessness. i stare back with a smile and even step one step closer startling him and causing rumbling in his throat. my face grows from an innocent girl to a sinister demon. i pounce the dog and bite right into the jugular in his fur covered neck. his growls turn to yelps as i pierce through the layers to hit the fountain to his life. his jaw snaps at my flawless skin, his paws scratch into the canvas of my body and yet i continue my attack. topping the beast, straddling the beast, grinding into the beast. i want to cum as his life flutters away beneath me. it is i that howls at the full moon as the multiple waves of orgasms erupt from my body.
in the end Little Red does live, she does survive but who is the real villain?
My sister, Brittney www.theklassykat.com/brittney came over tonight with her sexy date. She is so sexy and very hot! I’m sure you guys would love to have a taste of her as well!! We are very close so we love to share everything!!
So all 3 of us were watching this BORING movie. We decided to switch the channel and landed on a steamy porno. YUMMY! My sister and I looked at each other knowing what we needed to do. We were both thinking the same thing. I started to rub on his semi-erect penis while he looked at me. The look on his face was just priceless when he turned his head and saw that my sister was rubbing herself. He then relaxed and let himself go. I unzipped his pants and took his hardon in my hands. Wow! Was he ever big!! Damn my sister is good when it comes to finding guys with huge cocks 
!!!! I wrapped my silky lips around the tip of his dick and flicked my tongue a bit to tease it. I slowly made it all go in my mouth and slowly let it slide down my throat.
My sister climbed up on the couch and slide her hot, little pussy in his face. I was holding his hands so he couldn’t move. All he could do was sticking his tongue out and let my sister grind her pretty pussy on his face! I looked up, the sight of my sister’s pink lil asshole made me even more hot! I could feel the wetness between my legs…I was ready to be fucked hard.
We both bent over on the couch and let him decide who’s tight pussy he was gonna fuck first! While he was pounding my sister, he fucked me with one of my many toys and spanked my firm ass cheeks. He kept switching from me to her…her to me. Fuck it was hot!!! He made my sister lay on the couch and let me eat her sweet dripping tight cunt while he slammed his cock into my tight asshole! The more he was fucking me the deeper my tongue was going in her pussy. She exploded all over my face, which of course, made me cum all over the couch !!! All of our hot juices must have got him going because he pulled out and shot a nice big load all over our slutty faces!!
Do you think you could handle Brittney and Me together? If you can then pick up the phone and I promise you’ll have the time of your life.
Kisses,
Teagan
I love how you made me beg you to let me suck your hard cock last night daddy. My little cunnie got all wet before my lips even got to taste you. I also came so hard when you fucked me and pulled out and sprayed it all over my face while I fingered my pussy. You are entirely too good to me daddy.
