I have the kind of sex appeal that can get a guy stiff in an instant. Have you ever taken a girl on a date and been so into her that you could hardly contain yourself walking her up the stairs to her apartment at the end of the night? That’s what it would be like with me. Just imagine seeing my tight ass in that tight dress doing a tease while walking up the steps and having you completely aroused and ready for it. We get to my apartment and your cock is sticking straight out, you can’t resist any longer. You go to grab my ass and BAM the door gets shut right in your face. You can’t have my pussy tonight, babe! It’s only the first date. I love being such a cock tease!Archive for the 'Dating Phone Sex' Category
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I have the kind of sex appeal that can get a guy stiff in an instant. Have you ever taken a girl on a date and been so into her that you could hardly contain yourself walking her up the stairs to her apartment at the end of the night? That’s what it would be like with me. Just imagine seeing my tight ass in that tight dress doing a tease while walking up the steps and having you completely aroused and ready for it. We get to my apartment and your cock is sticking straight out, you can’t resist any longer. You go to grab my ass and BAM the door gets shut right in your face. You can’t have my pussy tonight, babe! It’s only the first date. I love being such a cock tease!
We started out in the front seats, kissing and making out like teenagers. It was erotic but also an exercise in frustration. After the third banged knee against the gear shift column, I realized why people don’t fuck in cars anymore. The change in the automobile industry to move from bench seats in the front to individual bucket seats was such a detriment to getting it on in your car. Our hands roamed above waist level but our bodies could not touch. My pelvis was humping the air of its own accord, a testament to how horny I was getting and how badly I needed a finger or three in my cunt.
Finally, I looked to the back seat and said “Move back. Now.”
And out we scrambled, like a perverted Chinese Firedrill, all mussed-hair and disheveled-clothes. Ah, the back seat. Considerably better than bucket seats and gear shifts. Speaking of gear shifts, in a brief “that would be so hot” conversation in between kisses we lamented the fact that the car had the straight-up style gear shift typical of automatic transmissions rather than the curved fat shape of manuals. I think that sort would have filled my cunt and given my hips something to buck against.
We got more daring and soon clothes were a hindrance to our insistent hands. I fully believe that there is little else more delicious than the slow drawn-out saunter from second base to third base and so on.
Hands groping with thin barriers of satin or cotton adding a frisson of naughty teenage-like lust.
Lips always kissing, never parted from skin in some way.
And when hands finally dare to delve into skin-on-skin contact it is electric and heady.
We tried in vain to find a good position in the back seat to allow easy access to each others’ bodies but it wasn’t happening. We stopped, frustrated and breathless and thought. At apparently the same time we both realized that there was one more area to explore: the back cargo area of the SUV. Of course this meant that we had to get out, yet again.
“Move back….”
A quick glance around and we confirm that no one appears to be around. So I grabbed the keys and we got out. I unlocked the back – up went the window first and then the bottom half of the door. The dome light came on but a flick of its switch killed it. We had enough light from the parking lot, we didn’t want more.
But before we got into our makeshift sex cave, my hormones and need got the better of me. I lifted his tshirt over his head and quieted his protests by explaining that it would waste too much precious time and energy trying to remove clothes after we got in. He quit complaining the moment I was topless, standing outside of the car in the parking lot light. We scrambled in and closed the door behind us. He went to pull the window portion down and I stopped him. “It will get way too hot in here if we don’t leave that open”, was all it took to convince him.
So we laid in the back, limbs entwined kissing as we got comfortable with the latest stage of undress. Not only were we more exposed to each other, but the thin layer between us and the outside world was distracting. We heard the crickets and felt the warm breeze over extra-sensitive skin, and slowly relaxed against giving a shit about each car we heard drive by somewhere in the lot. Before hands resumed exploring, our bodies teased. I ground my cunt against his hip, groaning as the pressure and the friction from our underwear made me even more wet. I brought my knee up slowly, lighting pressing and rubbing my knee and leg against his hard cock that was trapped in his boxers.
Soon hands took over and we giggled as noticed that we each had a big wet spot on our underwear. Much semi-chaste rubbing commenced, teasing each other with fingers over fabric. This is the stage of getting drunk on lust. Riding a line between bliss and torture, the ache in your chest from the need for more fights with the pleasure being given that is both mental and physical. Mental in that its a game of how far can you drag it out, of extending that high-school overtone of “we shouldn’t be going this far”. This is foreplay at its best. Where each long-awaited step is so utterly satisfying.
When his fingers first slid across my slippery cunt I let out a string of lusty curse words. When my hand closed around the head of his cock he groaned loudly. Our breathing so rapid that we’d have used all the oxygen inside the car had we not left that window wide open. Speaking of that window…..we didn’t remember to stay quiet until we realized that things had gotten more noisy outside. We had been at it so long that a movie had let out. I licked his cock from base to head with a slow stroke and moans drifted out to the people getting in cars around us. I saw the tops of a few heads walk by out of the corner of my eye. As I rolled to my back to let him bite and suck my nipple my whimperings caused someone to walk by us closer; close enough that we locked eyes for a second.
I needed release, I had reached my breaking point. When the noise around us quieted down, I climbed on top of him and rubbed my cunt on his cock, my hips bucking as I teased him. I was so wet, audibly wet, that no hands were needed for his cock to slip inside of me. He snaked his hand in between our bodies and his fingertips found my clit. I was grinding my clit into his fingers with his cock buried to the hilt. I sat up enough to put one hand on the frame of the door for leverage. I felt the urgency climb and the tingles start to spread at the same time I heard car doors slamming in the distance. As my pelvis bucked furiously against him the lights from that car softly illuminated me from the shoulders up. He noticed this and used his other hand to push on my belly, push me away from him so that I was sitting up more. My skin, from tits on up, glowed now in the bright lights as the car approached. I was in a race to come before the car got to us. It was a tie. With a few jerks of my body I came violently as the car closed in and slowed down, presumably they caught sight of me. I turned my head from the blinding light as I heard the sound of gravel crunching under tires as they drove past slowly. I didn’t look, I couldn’t. But they saw and they knew what they were seeing and what remained hidden.
We laid there a while, naked and recovering on our backs, cooling down with the breeze, just softly talking and laughing. We agreed that our third date had a lot to live up to after following an act like that.
It’s hard figuring out how to get the girl, and there are lots of how-to’s on different tactics and strategies to use to get her… well this how to is a little different. Because there are a lot of things that you SHOULDN’T do. Lots of mistakes to be made, and mistakes are usually general enough that they will cover an awful lot of girls, unlike pick-up tactics which will always only cover SOME.
And, as usual with these how-to’s, I am not in any way saying, implying or encouraging the idea that the guy should be the one doing all the work. However, I do not feel qualified to write a similar how-to from the guy’s point of view and I would like to leave that to a male author, if any feel so inclined.
That said.
First thing you should never ever do is flirt with the girl’s friends in order to get close to her. For some of you, this might be a no-brainer, but trust me I’ve seen it happen. It’s one thing to be friendly with her friends and nice, but when you FLIRT with her friends several things can happen. One might be that she thinks you’re interested in one of her friends, which means that she’s not even going to bother trying for you now because she thinks that you’re not interested in her. And that is not at all the goal. Another could be that her friend whom you’re flirting with gets interested in YOU. This is just as killer because she is NOT going to go out with someone that one of her friends is interested in, no matter how sweet, suave, etc. you get with her later. Or she might just think that you’re a big flirt, not realize that you’re flirting with intent when it comes to her. Or she’ll just think you’re a big player, and that’s not usually attractive.
Don’t ignore the friends, but don’t flirt with them either.
Here’s another… really bad, insulting, embarrassing or grotesque pick-up lines. These aren’t even funny, they’re horror stories that she will later pass on to her girlfriends with “Oh my God, this guy ACTUALLY said this, I swear I’m telling the truth…” Now, cheesy isn’t necessarily bad, I’ve seen it work. Stupid isn’t even that bad, some of those work too.
*Little inside thing, a stupid/cheesy one that actually worked on me:
Guy: “Did it hurt?”
Girl: “What?”
Guy: “When you fell from heaven?”
Just one of those things.*
Anyway, back to the what not to do. =) Try to stay away from overtly sexual pick up lines, unless of course you are trying to actually score and that’s all you want. But if this is a girl that you actually want to ask out on a date, do not, do NOT just go straight for the cheap sex shot.
Example: (Yes, I have seen this one used, do not EVER use it)
Guy says to girl: “Hey, wanna come over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about whatever pops up?”
Funny, yes, but bad. And kinda gross. And usually not the way to get a date. She’ll laugh, and if you can make a good recovery from that, like “haha, aren’t I funny when I’m kidding” then you might make it, but very few guys have the suaveness necessary to pull that off.
Also, do not use pick up lines when her girlfriends are with her. Only do it when she’s alone, if her friends are with her she’s going to feel like she has to laugh at you since they are. If you do it alone, it’s just a cute story about how goofy her new man is. Pick-up lines that can be pretty cute/sappy/goofy can be pretty awful if you embarrass her in front of her friends.
For example:
A large group of people is sitting at a table in a restaurant. Guy at the bar keeps checking out the pretty girl in a blue shirt, sends her a milk-shake. Decides that this may not be good enough, so comes over and jumps up on a table (hitting his head on a hanging light, which trust me loses whatever points anything else might have gained) and says,
“Excuse me! Excuse me! May I have your attention please?…” waits for all her friends to quiet and stare at him,
“We have an angel among us…” points her out in case anyone is missing who he’s talking about, “I just think that the girl in the blue shirt is gorgeous.”
Now. Good sentiment. Possibly even a good line. But you just embarrassed the hell out of her in front of a large group of her friends (and I swear to god, that’s a true story). There is no chance there.
Another mistake that’s made is thinking that if she turns you down, she’s playing hard to get. It happens, I understand. But if you make it to three strikes, you are done for. Give it up, stop trying. You might even stop trying after the first strike, sometimes they actually get interested if they think you’re leaving. I’ve seen weirder things happen.
If you don’t know her, don’t start out by touching her. No slinging your arm around her shoulders, nothing like that. Little touches MIGHT, note I say MIGHT, be ok. If you’re slick about it (ex. brushing lint off her arm, bumping into her just a little – A LITTLE, touching a ring or bracelet that you’re complimenting). Anything else is an invasion of space, especially if she’s never laid eyes on you before. Personally, I’m a sucker for a kiss on the hand, but not every girl is. You very may well get written off as cheesy.
I think that covers a lot of the really major mistakes. Ladies (or rejection-experienced gentlemen) please feel free to add your own comments at the end of this! I’m sure I didn’t cover everything, but hopefully I’ve helped a little. =)
I went on a lunch date yesterday and there was a lot of flirting, I was teasing. I was sucking on my straw, playing a little footies under the table. Anyway’s we were walking out and he grabbed my hand, and for some reason I got a little nervous. Butterflies in my tummy nervous. As we walked up to my car he pulled my hand behind my back pushed me in on the side of the car grabbed my other hand pressed himself in me (with our clothes on of course) and kissed me. Then he started biting on my neck, it took my breathe away. I have never felt that way from a kiss before, I was so wet. I just wanted to wrap my legs around him and have him fuck me right up against my car. I couldn’t though, I had to go. I was late for an appointment. I didn’t want to leave. I get into my car and there he was, he must of followed me to my car. He opened up the passenger door and sat down. He put his hands under my skirt, slide my panties over and starting fingering my pussy. This was feeling so damn good and I wanted his cock so bad. I finally gave in and said hell with my other commitment I was already late for. We fucked in the back seat for nearly 2 hours. I came like 4 times! It was one of the best cocks I ever had. I need to call him again because just telling you this, makes my pussy extremely moist. Thinking about his 9 inch cock makes it hard to concentrate on anything else. Something that I didn’t mention was he is wayyyy older and I mean much older! Let me give him a buzz and let you know what happens.
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Dressed up and ready for a special night with my lover man. He is all mine Monday-Thursday, however the weekends he heads home to his wife. Husbands that commute out of town for work are the best ones!
I like to tease him. Throughout the week we will go out on a date or two. However I usually don’t fuck him until Wednesday or Thursday. I like sending him home to his wife with his balls drained really good. I give him exactly what he needs, a part-time dirty whore with no limits to what I will do.
































































































































































































