Me: Yes.
Fucking Loser: Hi, how are you?
Me: I was fine until you called!
Fucking Loser: You are really hot!
Me: Tell me something I don’t already know!
Fucking Loser: I’d like to do a call with you.
Me: It’ll cost you, I don’t talk to losers like you for nothing!
Fucking Loser: I am prepared to pay, how much will you charge me?
Me: $200
Fucking Loser: For how long?
Me: For as long as I can stand it.
Fucking Loser: Okay, I’ll pay on your page and call you back.
Me: That’s fucking fabulous.
(5 Minutes later)
Fucking Loser: Okay, it’s done, did you get it?
Me: Yes.
Fucking Loser: Great, so you are really beautiful.
Me: CLICK!
My tolerance for losers is very minimal! But I am willing to try and put up with you for as long as I can. How long do you think you can last?
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