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Would Rather Fuck a Stick Shift!

I’ve had my fair share of bad dates and when I say “bad dates” that means their dicks were too small. I’m not afraid to tell them either. I make it known that their pencil dick will never fuck me and could never, ever please me. I’ve had wussy boys cry sometimes because they couldn’t take my humiliation.

I like to amuse myself when a limp dick loser wants to waste my time. Just recently, I went on a date and if I had known he had a tiny clit in his jeans, the date would of ended after dinner.

He was trying to impress me and take me to some club. He pulled into the parking lot and I started making out with him. I put my hand on his cock and nothing was there. I had to feel around through his jeans and finally I felt something tiny. I said “are you fucking kidding me?” He acted confused while I was firmly telling him that his small dick would do absolutely nothing for me. I said to him his stick shift was bigger than he was. He disagreed so I had him take his dick out. Sure enough, his stick shift in his car was fatter and longer. So the crazy bitch that I am, slid my thong off and pulled up my skirt and straddled the stick shift and starting fucking it. I told him I would rather fuck this than his micro penis. After while, he didn’t seem to mind the humiliation and he started tugging on his clit while I came all over his stick shift.

I felt bad for leaving him after that so we went into the club. He was my little pet for the rest of the night, making sure I always had a drink in my hand while my other hand was playing with real big cocks.

 

Written By: Maxine
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The Unexpected Nurse

You weren’t expecting me to enter your room. Your sweet blonde nurse Heidi is out today so I’ll be taking over. I don’t have the gentle hands like she does. I can be a little rough. Hmmm, rough could be putting it mildly. Today you were scheduled a sponge bath with Heidi. I’m sure her delicate hands would of felt so soothing for you but I’ve got news for you, there’s no fucking bath today. What I think would be fun is a prostate exam. Oh, I don’t wear any rubbers either. I like to feel everything as I drive my fingers deep into your rectum. I want you on your back so I can look at the discomfort on your face as my 3 fingers probe you deep. You feel my other hand tug and twist your worthless ball sac. This makes you squirm and rock your hips on the bed so my fingers reach the deepest point in your ass. Not what you were expecting was it? Oh, but this just the beginning! I just got word that little ms. He Heidi will be out all week. What fun we are going to have. I just hope you can handle something big, thick and hard underneath my uniform tomorrow.

Humiliatrix Maxine

It must be humiliating to you when I have to squint to see your little pin dick and when I finally see it, I can’t believe it’s erect!!! And if that’s not bad enough, my smallest strap-on is way bigger than yours. I still can’t believe that small dick losers exists. The ONLY thing I enjoy from a very small clit man is getting a good chuckle. I think it would be hilarious taking you to my favorite lingerie boutique and making you try on sluty outfits while giving the sales women and myself a total laugh fest.

Even if you give me a good laugh, you’re totally worthless and you will never satisfy me or any other women on this planet.

If you’re shy or embarrassed about your micropenis, don’t worry; Humiliatrix Maxine will defiantly take care of your shortcomings.

Happy New Year

I am total size queen bitch! It takes a horse cock to satisfy my pussy. I’ll be staying in tonight drinking and fucking my bottle of champagne. I love the feeling of my pussy getting stretched and stuffed by my 14 inch bottle. The more I drink, the more I shove it deep into my cunt.

All you pencil dick losers can call me tonight and hear me fuck my pussy. I know you will be home tonight because someone with such a worthless dick has nothing else to do. There’s nothing you can say or do to impress me, so don’t even try. The only thing you’re good for is you spending money to hear me drill my hungry cunt.

Cheers, Maxine

Modern Day Housewife

If you think you’re married to the June Cleaver type, think again. When your hard at work, you think she’s home neatly folding your laundry, having a pot roast in the oven and baking an apple pie for dessert.

When you come home from your long, exhausting day; you smell dinner on the table and she greets you with a long, passionate kiss.

Now, let’s step into reality.

She might have dinner ready but it was thrown together at the last minute because she’s been busy all day, and it wasn’t busy doing your laundry and cleaning. When she gave you a kiss when you came home, her mouth still had remnants of cum on her lips. When she steps into the kitchen and bends over to open the oven, cum would be running down her legs. Not just any cum, black man cum; thick and clumpy. She doesn’t want any white man fucking her in your bed when you’re away.

Remember that gym membership she got over year ago, she failed to mention she has a hot, muscular black trainer that’s been training her pussy to his monster, black horse cock.

Haven’t you noticed she’s hasn’t been in the mood lately? It’s just because she isn’t in the mood for your fucking small white dick. While you’re trying to caress her under her pajamas, she’s only thinking about tomorrow and having all 12 inches pumping into her horny, cheating holes.

So, if you think you have the perfect little, innocent wifey sitting home while you’re earning the family dollars, think again. That’s the modern day housewife, no one is June Fucking Cleaver anymore!

Sex On Stage

My girlfriend called me on Saturday night and asked if I would fill in for her at this club she works at. She was sick and her boss told her she would be fired if she didn’t show up without a replacement again. She was completely desperate and I’ve done this favor before. Since I am a great friend, I agreed and the extra money would be nice to have.

The club she works at is like a strip club with full nudity and full on friction. It’s in a really bad area and everything about this club is super shady.

I get there that night and I head for the backroom to get ready. I talked to a few of the girls I know and had a few drinks with them to help me get through the night. One girl gave me a pill and told me it will take the edge off. She clearly doesn’t know me at all, I have no problem taking my clothes off for anyone but I will take your pill because I am always up for a good time and I never say no to drugs!

I get on stage and I couldn’t believe the hot guys that were in there. Normally, it’s old, disgusting men but tonight I was completely shocked. This one fucking hot guy in particular was tipping me twenty dollar bills left and right. Something came over me and I pulled him on stage with me. I gave him a pole dance and stripped off all my clothes. I walked behind him and took off his clothes in front of everyone. He turned me on so fucking much, I wanted to fuck him on stage. I had him lay down and I straddled him and I pumped my pussy up and down on him in front of everyone. I didn’t care, between the pill I took earlier and his big 9″ cock inside me, I was feeling so fucking incredible.

Later that night, the manager of the club came up to me and told me it was one of their biggest nights because of me. He offered me a job and I just laughed, grabbed my tips and walked out.

What Were You Thinking?

My girlfriend decided to set me up with a guy she works with, I absolutely hate being set up but she was super excited about it. She said we would be the “perfect match.” He supposedly has a freaky side to him and she knows I absolutely hate plain ole vanilla guys!

We talked a few times over the phone and he seemed to have similar interests. We talked about some of our kinky fetishes and we had a lot in common in the sex department.

After a couple conversations, I was excited to meet this guy. Plus, he got my pussy wet with his hot voice and talking about kinky shit he’s done in the past.

So fast forward to the date; he takes me out to dinner and everything is going good. We go to a club afterwards and things were heating up between us. The cocktails were going down one by one and we were all over each other.

I wanted to fuck this guy so bad, I was so fucking horny all night so I invited him back to my place. As soon as we get inside my house, I start stripping my clothes off. I pushed him onto my couch and starting to take down his pants until the UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

The smallest dick I’ve ever seen! How did this get passed me? I was grinding on him all night. I was upset with myself because I would never take home a small dick loser no matter how good looking or kinky he was! But then I thought about my girlfriend who set this up: WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? Of course, she didn’t know but still, ughh!

So, I kicked him out. I don’t want to be mean but what the fuck was I going to do with that pencil dick loser? I could of let me eat me out but I probably would of dried up just thinking about his small ass penis!

I went to bed horny so I brought out my big, black dong! That thing is a beast and after I night like I just had, I need all the pleasure I can get.

Bad To The Bone

Every bone in my body screams taboo badness. I love extreme, sick and twisted fantasies. I can’t help when I hear really taboo stories, it makes my cunt gush with excitement. I know you’re craving a woman who can help create a deviant little fantasy and I will surprise you because my naughty mind holds no boundaries.

I’m in the mood to play a little game. I want to know how much cum I can drain out of your balls. Every time you cum, I want you to shoot it in a glass. Once I think the glass is full enough, I will ask you to drink your cum as a reward. With our sick and extreme phone fucking, I know I can get tons of cum from your cock. Do you think you could handle my naughtiness?

My question is; are you a half glass empty kind of guy or do you see the glass half full?

Cum be bad with me. It feels so fucking good!

Pantyhose/Stocking/Shoe Fetishes

They go hand in hand in some aspects don’t they? If a woman really wants to tease a massive amount of men at once, there is no other better way to do so then to wear something short, so they can see their stocking or pantyhose.  Men love to see a woman’s legs adorned in a sexy pair of leg wear.

I cannot not tell you how many times I have been out, only to catch someone looking at my legs with full on lust in their eyes.  It always makes me smirk.  I pretend not to notice that they are watching as I shift my weight from foot to foot, locking out my knees, bending over slightly, running my foot up and down one calf, or if sitting, crossing and uncrossing my legs.

They always blush as they realize they are staring and quickly look away, as if embarrassed by their thoughts.  I always wonder what they are thinking about when they do this.  As a matter of fact I wonder what you are thinking right now. ~smirks~

Maxine

cum2themax@yahoo.com

Small Cock Humiliation

Hello Mr. Nothing.  That is what you are. Nothing.  Do you know why I call you that? It has to do with the extra space available in your boxers. Space that should be occupied by a cock.  Your boxers should have a big assed neon sign on the front of them flashing the word “Vacant.”

I still tease you don’t I? Always make you think you have a chance.  Maybe this time Max will let me try to fuck her, maybe this time Max will let me bump my nub between her ass cheeks, maybe this time Max will suck on my zit dick.  Mmmmm how I love to lead you on, make you think that some of that may indeed happen, only to deny at the last second.

You do not deserve to have your thing inside anyone.  Would it even reach to be considered ‘inside’ anything? Hmmmm. I guess not.

The very best part of it is, watching as your eyes roam over my tits, soft flat belly, down to my pussy, yet, nothing happens in the front of your pants.  99 % of the men out there would be trying to maintain the beast as it comes to life after looking at those parts of my body.  There would be definite visual evidence of their size.  But not with you, nope, you look…flat.  But it still tingles doesn’t it?

I bet you wish you could shoot, fuck, get a woman off, or even be considered something else other then Nothing, but you know what, it’s never going to happen. *laughs*

Maxine