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Fun In Chat

Check out this hot conversation I had last week with a hot guy. I changed the names because I can’t let our little secret out. Enjoy!

KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m losing my energy very fast and need a nap! i don’t want to feel like this at 5:00.
GUY: like nike, just do it
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m about to fall asleep, though. wouldn’t i get hurt if i did it in my sleep?
GUY: depends on who you’re doing it with and how rough they are
KINKYKLASSYKAT: that is true.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: who should i do it with?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: are you available? and more importantly, do you mind if i’m asleep?
GUY: me. yes. no.
GUY: and it won’t hurt
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: if i’m asleep?
GUY: now, maybe i can make it hurt!
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you want to cause me pain? :-C
GUY: ok, you’re flip flopping this back and forth
GUY: only good pain
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i like good pain.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: a little bit
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no bruises.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: biting acceptable.
GUY: i’ll remember that
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m when i’m bad…
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you should handle that.
GUY: i’m when i’m bad…?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: a little hair-pulling is nice
GUY: i remember that
KINKYKLASSYKAT: and when i’m bad
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you should enforce punishment
GUY: next time i see you, you WILL be tied up
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop it… you are making me…
GUY: blush
KINKYKLASSYKAT: sweat … no….
KINKYKLASSYKAT: shy…no
GUY: wet
KINKYKLASSYKAT: yes
KINKYKLASSYKAT: seriously!
GUY: just think about lying there with absolutely no control
GUY: over what happens to your body
GUY: if i blind fold you, then you don’t know where i’m going to touch next
GUY: where i might kiss next
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop!
GUY: why
KINKYKLASSYKAT: go ahead
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m flustered
GUY: i could make you cum, but you have no control over
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop!
GUY: whether i stop or not
GUY: even when it’s sensitive
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no!
GUY: or i begin to stimulate other areas until you build up to
GUY: another one
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop it right now
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you just stop
GUY: now i’m hard and ready to put it in
KINKYKLASSYKAT: ok
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no
GUY: no?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: yes
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i don’t know what i’m saying anymore
GUY: next..
GUY: after about on hour of that
GUY: while your still blind folded…
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m got something funny to tell you
GUY: so what would you do
KINKYKLASSYKAT: hilarious
GUY:?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: in a minute
GUY: you’re changing the cubject
GUY: subject
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no, no its not
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you’ll like it.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: give me a sec
GUY: ok
KINKYKLASSYKAT: boss close by
KINKYKLASSYKAT: ok – i don’t know how i am going to say this.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i can’t stop laughing
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i went to the restroom, right?
GUY: yes
KINKYKLASSYKAT: well, when i am turned on… it stops.. you know, the monthly
GUY: ok
KINKYKLASSYKAT: so i reached down
KINKYKLASSYKAT: to touch
GUY: and
KINKYKLASSYKAT: so i could have it on my hands when i came back to my desk
KINKYKLASSYKAT: nice, right?
GUY: ok
GUY: very
GUY: so back to what you would do
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you tell me…
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you know what?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i could get fired for this if someone found this log on my computer
KINKYKLASSYKAT: how do i get rid of it?
GUY: but you have the option
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i could get fired for this
GUY: mine just goes away when i close it
KINKYKLASSYKAT: not in the log
GUY: where is the log
KINKYKLASSYKAT: message history
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you’ll have to mention our chat to your friend, ttyl hun

College Hunks

 So the new year means a new semester which means more fresh meat for me to take advantage of!!!!!! Don’t you worry your pretty little heads though men, there is plenty of pussy and sexual desire for me to fuck all you horny men. But it is the thrill of the hunt of these little cubs that this cougar takes pride in. I flash them, flirt with them, suck them dry and ride those hard cocks like the cowgirl I always wanted to be. Sooooo many freshman always walking around that it will be as easy as going eenie meenie minie mo. Catch a cock and watch it grow! Lol, your mom never told you that rhyme did she? I am so horny right now thinking of all this that I need you to satisfy me baby, let me cum all over your cock and then you all in my hot wet tight pussy.

Naughty New Year Auntie

I am my nephew’s favorite aunt, have been for a few years now.  My brother is such a jerk, he is so hard on my nephew, expects so much from him.  But he always looks forward to spending time with his Auntie Kat.  This New Year’s Eve will be a special treat.  I have told him to come and spend the night at my place and bring some of his guy friends with him.  I know that he’s been bragging about me to them like adolescent boys tend to do.  I am looking forward to a night full of stud boys, contributing to their delinquency just a bit, MMMMM.  A good gang-bang is just what I’ve been needing.  I’ll break out the beer and the bubbly and we’ll bring in the New Year with several well-placed BANGS!

The Twelve Naughty Days of Christmas

 On the First Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me….a bunch of condoms on a tree.

On the Second Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…two pocket rockets.

On the Third Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…three French maid costumes.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…four phone sex calls.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…five dicks with cock rings.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…six men for a good laying.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…seven million sperm a swimming.

On the Eight Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…eight tits having a milking.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…nine strippers grinding.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…ten pussies for eating.

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…eleven dildos for my piping.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…twelve drum solos!

 

 

 

My Naughty Neighbor

Mmmm I saw my naughty, hot neighbor today.  I called him earlier because I had a leaky faucet in my bathroom sink.  I didn’t think the wifey would mind if he stopped by to help me out.

I answered the door in my white sheer blouse with my lacy white push-up bra, my white thong and white short, short denim cutoffs.  I showed him in right away and we immediately went upstairs.  I couldn’t help but notice how quickly he worked with his amazing hands and how it took him no time for him to fix the problem.   I know he didn’t expect payment from me but I just wanted to show him my appreciation and I told him so.  But he showed me his for my body instead.

He walked me over to my bed and while we stood next to each other, he slipped my blouse over my head; then he unclasped my bra and slipped the straps over my shoulders and over and off of my tits.  My nipples were so hard!  Then he laid me down on my back on my bed.  Standing next to my bed, he removed his clothes until his manhood was exposed  and throbbing hard.  Never taking his eyes off of me, he climbed into my bed and proceeded to slide my shorts off.  He began tugging at my thong and pulled them down only to my thighs.  Then he spread my knees apart and took the head of his cock and began teasing my puffy wet slit with it.  Mmmm and then he began slowly thrusting in and out of my sopping, wet pussy, one inch at a time, teasing me and tormenting me with his hot voice and his hard cock.

Randomness

So I am a nerd, I used to date a lawyer and of course he mixed it, law and sex. So I used to look up random stupid sex laws from around the nation. Here is a few of my favorites. If you like any, maybe we can break them or you can tell me a few you know?

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.

In Ames, Iowa, the man isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with the partner or holding the partner in his arms.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they’re nude.

Carlsbad, New Mexico mandates that no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

Kinda funny considering the name of the town but in Clinton, Oklahoma there is a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

So many sex laws to break…not enough time!!!!

Why Won’t They Do Anything?

I work out a little bit, and definitely will have to after today’s food, but I always wonder, do I look good?   Do you think I do?   I try to stay tone and all to get all my little boys to come fuck me.  Anyway, that leads me to another thought.  I can’t believe how hard it is to pick up guys sometimes….I tried this last time at the gym.  I can’t believe they were not hitting on me!!!! I was bending over right in front of them, my ass in their face, my tits jiggling.  Ugh, so I tried out these lines, “They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?”  That didn’t work so I had to resort to this line to score, and score I did 😉  “Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?”   I definitely rode his train and it went into my tunnel hard and fast.  Would those lines work on you?

The Hot Boy Next Door

You know, I’ve been seeing you watching me over the fence while I take my daily swim, skinny dipping.  You like the way the water flows over my skin, my hard nipples, my sweet pussy dripping with….it.  It tells me that you know what you want.  And I can’t help but notice your hard, young, strong adolescent body and your even harder, grown up cock bulge every time you’re with 100 yards of me.  And yes, I CAN see it!  I happen to be all alone today and I want you……. no, I NEED you!  Meet me in the pool house in 5 minutes.  We have the whole day to ourselves. Don’t be late, sexy one, and don’t forget to lock the door behind you.  You won’t be needing a toothbrush, either!  LOL

Auntie’s Treat

You are such a good boy, coming over to do some yard work for Auntie Kat.  So many leaves in the yard and after we jumped together into the pile, I felt your thigh briefly and the muscles rippling underneath.  We came in the house for a cool drink and I know the real reason for coming over.  You would do anything for your Auntie Kat, and knowing that, we go upstairs and begin our steamy, hot shower together, slowly lathering our naked bodies and feeling and groping one another.  For such a young man, you play me like an experienced Lothario, pushing all of my right buttons and slowly bringing me to the edge time and time again!  Auntie Kat thinks that perhaps you will have to stay the night and help me with my plumbing, my sweet, sexy nephew!

My lil diaper baby

Do you like Mommy’s sexy silk nightie and fishnet stockings? What about her 6 inch heels? Well Daddy loves it when Mommy dresses up for him. It makes him feel sooo special. And when Daddy is feeling special he makes Mommy feel oh so good in all the right places. Now sssshhhh, don’t tell anyone but Mommy wants to show you what can happen and how good it can feel when she rubs her nice firm boobies on your diaper while we lay together in bed.

Doesn’t it feel good inside your diaper when Mommy presses her hard nipples right there? And if you are a really good boy and promise to keep it our little secret, Mommy will let you suck on her boobies while she massages your diapy, mmmm, yes right there. Oh my, did baby make a gooey messy for Mommy?