Last night was ladies night at the bar down the road and besides getting tipsy on buy 1 get 1 free Maragarita’s I picked up a hottie named Kathy and brought her home. I LOVE cock but every now and then a little pussy makes this party girl happy!
Originally, it was going to be a 3some but the guys wife showed up and wrecked our plans at the last minute. So me and Kathy decided to make it a dirty duo instead. She was a fabulous pussy licker and knew how to use a strap-on like it was no ones business. I would have loved to have had REAL cock but her strap-on was definitely a fabulous second choice. She pounded my tight fuck hole real good and I squirted several times. I have her number and will be calling that hottie up again next time I get the taste for some pussy.
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So I have a new toy to play with and wanted to share the interesting story behind the toy. Last night I was out of town and went to an adult store. I went because I was told by a guy fuck friend of mine that he seldom see’s women hanging out at any or using the booths to watch movies. I personally thought it would be a popular place for prostitutes at least to hang out, but apparently not.
I walk in and rent a booth and true to what I heard, no women to be seen. WTF ? Now this is my first time to one of these so I am not sure how they normally look but this one was really dingy and sleezy. Nothing but curtains for the little booths and those were covered in all kinds of interesting stains. *wink*
So sleezy booth and probably one of the cheapest quality porn’s I have ever seen. The smell of jacking off and the sounds of cum squirting. This slut felt right at home!
Now this booth was tiny. Literally a closet of curtains that were damn near touching me on all 4 sides. I get comfy, spread my legs and start sliding my new toy in me while watching the cheezy gang bang porn. Moments later I feel a hand rubbing my ass and I look back and see a hand reaching through the curtain and feeling me up. Nothing but a hand, so I have no idea what this person looks like except it must be a man having such a big and rough hand. Now we are talking! Just the kind of action I came here for. I bend over and spread em wide and give him full access to my ass and now juicy pussy. He starts blindly poking until he finds what he is looking for. My wet fuck hole suddenly has 2 fingers in it. All I can do is hope he replaces his fingers with the “real deal” before I go insane!
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I’m a sexy smoking slut and I get so turned on lightening up a cigarette. I put the cigarette up to my red lips and grab my pink lighter and the first inhale always turns me on. I instantly rub my clit every time I inhale. If you were here, I would drive you wild. I would tease and taunt your cock as I lightly blow smoke rings all over it. I wrap my lips around your cock while my cigarette is in one hand and the other hand is pumping your dick as I am sucking you off. I stop and have another drag. You look at me and you see my bright red lipstick smeared across my face and my eyeliner running down from taking your cock deep and gagging on your big dick. You know I look like a sexy smoking whore and you want nothing more than to cum all over my slutty smoky face!
I’m addicted to smoking and it just feels so good fucking while I light up. After listening to me smoke, I will become your newest smoking addiction.
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I’m on my knees, ass tuck up in the air, big breasts hanging down and my hungry eyes looking back at you. I have a pleading look on my face and I think you understand what I want. My bald pussy looks so inviting and you want nothing more than to bury your cock deep inside of me and fuck the living shit out of me. My pussy is aching for one of those really hard fucks. I want to feel your balls slapping against me and your cock driving deep inside, drilling my g-spot till I can’t take it any longer. I want my pussy to squirt just as your cock explodes inside me, I want our cum mixed together! I want my knees shaking and my pussy sore from the powerful fuck you just gave me.
I’m ready and in position for a hardcore fuck like no other.
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I’m sure you’re probably dreading the same ole presents like you get every year. You have to act excited and gracious when you open it up but you know deep down that’s not really what you wanted.How about when you wake up Christmas morning you see me under your tree. All for you and you don’t have to share me (well, you can if you want!) Your very own blonde bimbo that you can do anything you want with. I’m a cock sucking slut that will ease your holiday tension in many ways.
So baby, get ready to get your dick wet this holiday with all my sweet juices. I’m the best present anybody could ever ask for and it’s one gift you don’t have to return!
Merry Christmas,
Jordon
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You go out on a Friday night with your friends and you happen to go to a bar. You notice me, a beautiful blonde with huge tits and a great ass. You notice that I am totally wasted. I’m talking loud, laughing hard and you know I am having one hell of a good time. I am wearing a skimpy dress that’s low cut with my big tits popping out of it. I’m flirting with every guy in the bar and nobody can take their eyes off of me, including yourself.You’re probably thinking what an easy lay I’ll be because I am so drunk. Your cock is rock hard just thinking about taking me into the parking lot and fucking my drunk ass silly. You heard that I am a big bar whore who will fuck anybody and that just makes you want to fuck my slutty holes even more.
Are you ready for a BIG BAR WHORE like me? When I am wasted there’s no telling how far I will go.
Let’s party,
Jordon
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One of my favorite role-plays is naughty school girl. It brings me back to when I was in school and my teachers were all over me. I passed many classes through high school and it wasn’t because I was a book worm. I was the party girl who hated school and showed up late and skipped a lot of days. When I did show up, I was either still drunk from the night before or really high. My guy teachers were fascinated with my over developed banging body. I wore the skimpiest clothes and I defiantly was the school slut who fucked everyone, including the janitor!I sucked and fucked my way through school till I got outta that hell hole. Now, things haven’t really changed. I still party and fuck my way through life.
Let’s role-play a teacher/student fantasy but let’s get really naughty. How about you ask me to stay after class and the only way for me to pass your class is if I have to fuck the entire football team right in front of you. Once 33 football players fuck my pussy and ass and leave their hot, sticky loads all over me, you then have your way with me and lick me clean!
Let’s get naughty,
Jordon
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You’ve been a bad lil boy in my class lately. I see you from time to time peeking up Ms. Jordon’s skirts. You think I don’t notice but I notice everything. I don’t give assigned seats for a reason and that is to see where my young horn balls like to sit. And of course, there you are; right in front. You are always very attentive but your grades seem to be slipping.
Ms. Jordon will be offering a private one on one tutoring lessons. I suggest you sign up because there will be limited spots.
Here’s just a few things I’ll be covering for my one on one sessions:
-Pussy Pleasure
- Ass Worship
- Orgasm Control
And much, much more!
Can’t wait for our sessions!
Ms. Jordon
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I have always loved shoving things in my cunt. My motto is the bigger the better! Size matters to me when it comes to pleasuring my aching, horny pussy. Ever since I was younger I always loved stuffing objects inside me. At first, it was my Mom’s 8 inch dildo from her night stand, then I got a little older and introduced my pussy to wine bottles. My mom likes to drink a lot so there was always empty bottles of alcohol lying around the house; I couldn’t help myself to wonder what that would feel like inside of me. When I moved out and got my own apartment, someone gave me a lava lamp as a house warming gift. Of course, I couldn’t wait to straddle it and slide my pussy down on it! Ohhhh did it feel good too! I loved how it stretched my pussy nice and wide! I like fucking it when it was plugged in, it was so nice and warm inside me. My lava lamp always made me squirt like a champ after I got done fucking it!
The other night I went bowling with my friends and I actually stole a bowling pin and went to the women’s bathroom. My pussy kept getting so wet all night thinking about that big, long bowling pin and I just needed to feel it inside me! When I was in the bathroom stall, I squatted on top of it and rode it so fucking hard. Women were coming in the bathroom and heard me moaning and screaming. I heard some of them giggling but I didn’t care, I just needed to get off!
So, as you can tell I will put everything and anything in my cunt! I would love for you to call me and give me some ideas. My mind and pussy are always open for suggestions! Remember- I like it BIG!
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