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Powerful Fuck

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Jordon
on January 5, 2012
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I’m on my knees, ass tuck up in the air, big breasts hanging down and my hungry eyes looking back at you. I have a pleading look on my face and I think you understand what I want. My bald pussy looks so inviting and you want nothing more than to bury your cock deep inside of me and fuck the living shit out of me.
My pussy is aching for one of those really hard fucks. I want to feel your balls slapping against me and your cock driving deep inside, drilling my g-spot till I can’t take it any longer. I want my pussy to squirt just as your cock explodes inside me, I want our cum mixed together! I want my knees shaking and my pussy sore from the powerful fuck you just gave me.
I’m ready and in position for a hardcore fuck like no other.


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Your Perfect Christmas Present!

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Jordon
on December 25, 2011
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I’m sure you’re probably dreading the same ole presents like you get every year. You have to act excited and gracious when you open it up but you know deep down that’s not really what you wanted.
How about when you wake up Christmas morning you see me under your tree. All for you and you don’t have to share me (well, you can if you want!) Your very own blonde bimbo that you can do anything you want with. I’m a cock sucking slut that will ease your holiday tension in many ways.
So baby, get ready to get your dick wet this holiday with all my sweet juices. I’m the best present anybody could ever ask for and it’s one gift you don’t have to return!
Merry Christmas,
Jordon


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Bar Whore Jordon

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Jordon
on December 16, 2011
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You go out on a Friday night with your friends and you happen to go to a bar. You notice me, a beautiful blonde with huge tits and a great ass. You notice that I am totally wasted. I’m talking loud, laughing hard and you know I am having one hell of a good time. I am wearing a skimpy dress that’s low cut with my big tits popping out of it. I’m flirting with every guy in the bar and nobody can take their eyes off of me, including yourself.
You’re probably thinking what an easy lay I’ll be because I am so drunk. Your cock is rock hard just thinking about taking me into the parking lot and fucking my drunk ass silly. You heard that I am a big bar whore who will fuck anybody and that just makes you want to fuck my slutty holes even more.
Are you ready for a BIG BAR WHORE like me? When I am wasted there’s no telling how far I will go.
Let’s party,
Jordon


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Naughty Teacher/Student Fantasy

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Jordon
on December 12, 2011
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One of my favorite role-plays is naughty school girl. It brings me back to when I was in school and my teachers were all over me. I passed many classes through high school and it wasn’t because I was a book worm. I was the party girl who hated school and showed up late and skipped a lot of days. When I did show up, I was either still drunk from the night before or really high. My guy teachers were fascinated with my over developed banging body. I wore the skimpiest clothes and I defiantly was the school slut who fucked everyone, including the janitor!
I sucked and fucked my way through school till I got outta that hell hole. Now, things haven’t really changed. I still party and fuck my way through life.
Let’s role-play a teacher/student fantasy but let’s get really naughty. How about you ask me to stay after class and the only way for me to pass your class is if I have to fuck the entire football team right in front of you. Once 33 football players fuck my pussy and ass and leave their hot, sticky loads all over me, you then have your way with me and lick me clean!
Let’s get naughty,
Jordon


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Tutoring Sessions Available Now!

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Jordon
on December 2, 2011
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You’ve been a bad lil boy in my class lately. I see you from time to time peeking up Ms. Jordon’s skirts. You think I don’t notice but I notice everything. I don’t give assigned seats for a reason and that is to see where my young horn balls like to sit. And of course, there you are; right in front. You are always very attentive but your grades seem to be slipping.
Ms. Jordon will be offering a private one on one tutoring lessons. I suggest you sign up because there will be limited spots.
Here’s just a few things I’ll be covering for my one on one sessions:
-Pussy Pleasure
- Ass Worship
- Orgasm Control
And much, much more!
Can’t wait for our sessions!
Ms. Jordon


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Make Me Your Whore

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Jordon
on November 29, 2011
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My pussy is totally at your disposable tonight. I will do things to your cock that you could only imagine. It’s about time you invited a real cock whore into your bedroom and kick out your boring wife. I’m very submissive and will do anything you ask me. I know you’re not use to hearing that, but with me; you will hear many things your ears don’t often hear. I’m a filthy talker and I’m addicted to cum. I will talk so nasty to you till I get what I came for and that is your hot, sticky load right down my throat. Make me your whore tonight and I promise you wont ever regret it!


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I love BIG things in my cunt!

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Jordon
on August 20, 2011
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I have always loved shoving things in my cunt. My motto is the bigger the better! Size matters to me when it comes to pleasuring my aching, horny pussy. Ever since I was younger I always loved stuffing objects inside me. At first, it was my Mom’s 8 inch dildo from her night stand, then I got a little older and introduced my pussy to wine bottles. My mom likes to drink a lot so there was always empty bottles of alcohol lying around the house; I couldn’t help myself to wonder what that would feel like inside of me.
When I moved out and got my own apartment, someone gave me a lava lamp as a house warming gift. Of course, I couldn’t wait to straddle it and slide my pussy down on it! Ohhhh did it feel good too! I loved how it stretched my pussy nice and wide! I like fucking it when it was plugged in, it was so nice and warm inside me. My lava lamp always made me squirt like a champ after I got done fucking it!
The other night I went bowling with my friends and I actually stole a bowling pin and went to the women’s bathroom. My pussy kept getting so wet all night thinking about that big, long bowling pin and I just needed to feel it inside me! When I was in the bathroom stall, I squatted on top of it and rode it so fucking hard. Women were coming in the bathroom and heard me moaning and screaming. I heard some of them giggling but I didn’t care, I just needed to get off!
So, as you can tell I will put everything and anything in my cunt! I would love for you to call me and give me some ideas. My mind and pussy are always open for suggestions! Remember- I like it BIG!


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Any Cock Will Do

Published
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Jordon
on June 16, 2011
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SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Went out last night, and my friend and I doubled teamed this dude! I have no clue what his name is, but it really doesn’t matter, not like I want him to call me or something.

I have to say there is something to be said about getting fucked up on tequila shooters (Mescal, I don’t do that douche shit Cuervo, only pussies who cannot handle the worm do that shit) then going back to your home with someone who is ready to fuck as much as you are.

Anyway, now I can’t go out tonight because I can’t drive, long story lol.  So I am stuck here until tomorrow night.  Then I will be back on the prowl for more of that yummy random cock.

Jordon


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Come Here Panty Licker

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Jordon
on June 13, 2011
in Panty Boys, Panty Sniffing Phone Sex, Panty Worship and White Trash Phone Sex
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See what I have in my mouth? My panties!  Can you blame me for loving to suck off my own juices from them? Fuck no you cannot!  I’m a great tasting bitch!

Luckily for you I also love to share.  One of my favorite things to do; and I have to thank a guy who I took home from a bar recently for coming up with this; is after being fucked a few times, taking my panties off, then dipping them into some Henny and sucking on them.

Isn’t that a great way to suck on a pair of panties? You have snatch taste plus Henny, what the fuck could be better? Pouring the Henny down over the outside of the panties while your date is wearing them, that’s what!

Lemme know if you want a taste, I would be happy to share with a panty licker like you.

Jordon


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Smoking Fetish

Published
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Jordon
on June 1, 2011
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 You watch as her mouth parts ever so slightly, your attention drawn to the momentary color of black behind those soft ruby red lips.  Then it happens.

The slow, beautiful, sensual almost ethereal dance of grey tendrils of smoke as they move, serpentine like, moving over it’s self, crossing,  wafting upward, hiding her face from view for a few moments, but those lips, you can still see the bright redness of them.

You swallow and adjust the way you are sitting.  You wonder if she knows, knows that you are watching her, getting hard following the smoke from her perfect mouth.  The way it curls, swirls, hangs ghost like in the air above her head before it dissipates.

Then you realize she is looking right at you, smirk upon those full lips of hers, she over exaggerates the movements of her bringing that burning cigarette to those lips; oh God those perfect lips; before drawing in a long, slow drag, forcing the hot box on the end to light up, orange and hot.

She lowers her head slightly, keeping her mouth open so you can see the smoke curl in circles as she breaths it into her lungs.  You think about how warm her breath, mingled with the smoke would look and feel against your now stiff dick.  She is blatantly teasing you now.  She holds it inside her for awhile, making you inch forward in your seat with anticipation, she raises her hand to her mouth, placing a kiss on the palm of her hand, then with an action that would cause a lesser man to erupt right there, she blows you a kiss, forcing a stream of soft luscious smoke across her hand and right toward you.

Jordon


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