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I hate resolutions.  I think they are stupid, useless and are meant to be broken.  When they are, and inevitably every resolution is broken, it just makes you depressed and you go into a deeper funk than before.  It is bullshit and I don’t like them.  Yet, like many others, I still fall into the trap of optimism and resolve to do something.  Well, I did this year.  It is kinda personal but I will let you all know.  I want to please as many men as I can in one day, I want to have a one day huge fuckfest.  I am talking sucking cock, handjobs, my pussy being pounded and my ass as well.  If I can get a cock in between my tits while all this is going on, that is even more exciting.  Problem is, apparently men don’t want to play with me….at first, I thought it was me and my resolution was broken because I couldn’t fuck and I started to get depressed.  But I got an idea, I want to amend my resolution and do either this, fuck at least 10 men over the phone in a day or phone fuck a man for 3 hours.  OMG that would be so hot.   I am changing my resolution, why don’t you help me fulfill it so I have something inside me that I can hold on to?

 Anyone remember Revenge of the Nerds?  Well that movie got it right.  That scene with him faking to be the football player and rocking that cheerleaders world in the moon pit?   So hot and so true.  Here is why I believe geeks make the best lovers.

1. They’re so damn cute.  They come in so many shapes and sizes and varieties.  There are wire glasses, contacts, long hair that you love to play with, to short hair just good enough to grab when you have your legs wrapped around him while he is fucking you hard.  The have a shy smile that makes you oooo all over them.   They even make you want to cuddle them and take them home with you. Of course, for the most part, this adorable outside hides an even sexier inside, and the innocent smile hides the heart of a sexual artist.

2. They’re capable of intelligent speech— OMG this is soooooo key.  I love a man that can talk about world issues, politics, have opinions that are backed with rationale thought.  The geeks usually can relate to interesting topics, feel comfortable talking about their past, tell fun stories, and ask intelligent questions. This leads to the next reason…

3. Geek boys know how to listen— I’m not kidding. They really do. And then they ask relevant questions to the topic at hand. Just remember to repay the favor.

4. They have female friends — Some may call them wussies or it may be intimidating to us, but think about it this way, they understand the female mind a little better than most guys and have a clearer understanding of our personalities.

5. When you get them there, they’re AMAZING in the bedroom— They care about our pleasure and will listen to us. Just be honest in what you need and what you want…don’t be afraid to say “little to the left.” They’ll be happy to move that little to the left. Many of them also have a pervy streak. Also a great thing, almost every single one of them LOVES licking pussy and oh my god….they’re amazing at it.

6. They have careers— and they’re serious about them. Again, you can’t be the dependent type. Sometimes they’re workaholics…but this can be a plus. They don’t want you to be at home waiting for them and pathetically staring at the phone. They want you to go out and have a life and a career too.

LOOK, its a dildo, its a vibrator, its a pussy…its Super Fucker!   By day, this heroin is known as Daisy Marie and poses as a simple little girl from the country who likes to talk sex on the phone and gets men off with her voice.  But when there is a real sex problem, one that a man who has blueballs or a woman that need to gush out, an orgy or double team, Super Fucker will be there to suck and fuck to conclusion and then some.  Armed with her array of sex toys, she has x-ray vision to see those naughty parts that she loves to suck on and her ability to use her vibrators and strap ons on her sexual partners is uncanny, leaving everyone pleased, exhausted and sexually satisfied.  Are you in need?  It is simple to get Super Fucker’s attention, just call the allegedly mild mannered Daisy Marie, thats meeeeee!

I love to shop! Damn do I like to shop, but I like to fuck to. Problem is that I can act like a blonde sometimes. Hehehehehe. I like to go out to the stores and try on the nice little lingere and tease the men in there by asking if it looks good on me. You should see the boners they get. Those thick hard cocks are about busting out of their pants when I just go back into the room and wait for them to walk away. But I felt like such an idiot. I kept hearing about this Cyber Monday and was getting kinda excited. I didn’t know there was a day dedicated to cyber sex! I was all about sexting with these guys and going into chatrooms and on cam to fuck guys on the net. I swear I came at least 10 times that day. I kept my lines on for you men to call and fuck me that way too! That is when I finally realized what Cyber Monday was, I caught the tail end of the local news which told me it was a shopping day on the internet!!!!!!! I felt like such an idiot and all you men wouldn’t correct me you horny little bastards. I hope you are feeling bad right now (not really J ) . To make it up to me though, you need to call, I am here and waiting.