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Amazing Call!

I get asked a lot what my favorite type of calls are and well my favorite calls are from repeat callers! When you call someone once for 10 minutes, its just not enough time to really get a feel for someone and to know what the person is like or what they like. Yesterday, my day was made when one of my favorite callers, Sb called! He is so fun to talk to. I feel like I am his little mistress. I listen to his troubles and then when he’s done venting about his troubles, I work on getting him to forget them! And I think yesterday I did just that! He vented about his job and an employee he has troubles with and I was the great mistress and listened to his problems. Then when he was done, we had amazing phone sex as we ALWAYS do…and when were done and caught our breathe, he said “What happened today?” It was amazing to know that I made his day better and that he was so pleased in that moment that he didn’t even remember what had been troubling him in the first place!!!

Those are the calls I love. When you recognize the person’s voice, have a history and this strong connection. Without that it can be fun, sure! But with it, you can have mind blowing AMAZING phone sex! There’s just nothing better than that! So once you find that girl who you think you can have that with, keep her, give her a chance by calling again! I really don’t think you will regret it!

Summers Cuming…..you should be too!

I just got my custom bike back from the shop, they did such an amazing job, I just had to have my friend cum over and take some pictures! I cant wait to take it out, feel the wind, the freedom of the road…~Sigh~~Magical!!

Dont you want to take this hot little ride for a ride of your own? Picture this… I’m standing over you, ready to mount, I grab your dick in my hand and begin to work it in my fist, revving you up until I have you completely open… full throttle.

My legs spread out before you, the opportunities for pleasure that lie in wait for you as endless as the open road…

Cum Ride with Me!

xoxo

Summer

We are officially swingers!

Last weekend had to be one of the most fun we have had in the bed room in a very long time.  I handcuffed Chase to the bed and blind folded him.  I made him lay there for almost 30 minutes before the other couple I found online to play with us.  I had already met them for lunch earlier in the week to see if we clicked and what I wanted to do to Chase.  They arrived and just walked in where I greeted them.  We all went into the bed room and started to touch Chase.  You could feel him tense up knowing that there was 6 hands running all over him.  You then saw his cock start to get hard… I knew he was starting to enjoy every minute of this.  Sara then started at his cock.  Using her tongue all over the tip and then giving him amazing head.  Jim was running his hands all over his chest while he watched his wife give another man a blow job.  I came up and sat on his face.  He couldn’t move.  He was tied to the bed at his hands and feet.  We all took turns sucking his cock and teasing it like crazy.  If you want to hear us tell you the rest of the story.  Feel free to call and we both can tell you in detail how he came several times that night!  After the couple asked if we could continue to do this on a regular basis.  We both agreed!  It was soo much fun that it would be stupid not to continue to play with them.

Better yet, you can tell us what you want to do the next time I tie him up and blind fold him!  I think you should come over and play with us too!

Closing Time! ~Sex in the workplace!~

closing time I was working at the gym and it was getting towards closing time and I hadn’t seen my favorite client. He is this hot-looking engineer who I don’t think had even gone on date let alone knows I exist. He works hard with his job and usually lifts with his buddy to burn off the stress of work. But tonight he came in alone. “Sorry that I am coming in so late. Do you mind if I get a quick lift in as I have been working overtime to get this project done.” I said that it fine as I was just starting to close. This was coming together like the perfect storm as the last client left the gym and it was just the two of us. I decided it was time to act on my opportunity and locked the door to the gym. I walked over to the area where he was working out and I could see he was trying to figure out how much to lift at the bench press without his spotter. “Excuse me”, I said, “can you use a spotter?” I could tell he was uneasy but he wanted to bench heavy so he nervously agreed. I stood right above his head helping him get the bar off the rack. He was cranking one rep after another out as I moved forward so his head was between my knees. He had his eyes close when he pressed out the last rep and when he opened them, he found out that I don’t wear panties to work. He was trying not to lead on that he had notice as he finished his first set. This was a man of routine and nothing changes-rarely. So when he started his second set, I could tell he liked what he saw as his huge boner was pressing outward on his shorts. After he finished his second set, he sat up to try and cover up his arousal telling me one more set. He laid back down for his last set and it was time for my move. As he took the bar off the rack, I was already walking around him and sliding my hands up his shorts. He was trying to finish his last set of ten reps when I was pulling his cock out for my pleasure. “One” he grunted trying to ignore my assault of his lovely body. “Two”. My wet pussy was now enjoying his rock-hard cock sliding inside. Up and down I grinded his cock. “Seven!” I was amazed as how he could keep going while I was screwing him. “EIGHT!!!” He was getting close to cumming now as his whole body was being to shake!  “NINNNNNEEE!!!!!  The weights on the bar were rattling loudly as he shoot the biggest load I have ever felt in my life!!!! I slide off with cum dripping down my leg feeling dizzy myself. “TEN!” I heard the weight bar hit the rack as he gave the biggest exhale. As he got up, I was thinking he would never come back again. He didn’t say a word as he was in shock. As I went to unlock the door for him to leave, he looked at me and said “I’ll be back same time tomorrow!”

Cyber Fuck!

I love SEX!!!! I love all types of sex! You name it, I love it!!!! I mean oral, anal, phone, make-up it’s all good to me! But one that I would love to have some more of….would have to be some good old cyber sex! I love it when a guy will come into the Klassy Kat chat room and even if he is unable to make a call (possibly due to wife being home) and he’ll ask to to cyber fuck me!!!! I am more than willing to share some nice dirty chat! I feel like it can be just as good as phone sex. I mean yeah you miss out on the voice and moaning….but if you can read the hot words the other person is typing and you can put yourself in the scenario, it can be HOT!!!! I just get so wet, towards the end I am typing with one hand because my pussy needs some extra special attention after all the hot chatting that is exchanged!!! It’s sooooo much easier to role play too!!! I just love it!!! I don’t think some guys think of this option, so next time you are horny but maybe you can’t call, try a nice cyber fuck!!!! It’s guaranteed to get you off!!! Plus you can get 20 minutes of my time for $20.00, now what a deal that is!

My HUGE Tits Always Pleases!

 I think because of not having a Dad, I bend backwards, literally, to please men. With a name like Faith, most people think I’m a sweet virgin that does favors for everyone, but I have a confession to make. The single moms I baby-sit for think I’m not a threat because I’m not a skinny, flat-chested chick. Little do they know, I’m a horny whore that their baby’s fathers are fucking in their cars before picking up the kids. I love to please older men any chance I can get. I think they’re drawn to my big natural tits. They love it when I wear revealing shirts and my huge tits are popping out. They can’t wait to suck them and slid their throbbing cocks in between them.

I Need Young Cock!

I was expecting a package today and I heard there’s a new UPS delivery boy that’s about 19 yrs old in our neighborhood. So, I dressed in a see through  FUCK ME negligee! When I opened the door he got an instant hard on!! I knelt in front of him and gave him his very first blowjob! When he undressed me and started finger fucking my mature cunt and sucking my tits, I exploded! It was much better than I had ever imagined. We 69’d for a while, then I had to feel that young hard dick deep inside of me! I climbed on top of him and slid my hot wet pussy down onto him. He moaned and grabbed my hips and slid it all the way up inside of me. We fucked like rabbits all night!  I realized then, I would never have to be unsatisfied again, not with all the young hot cocks running around my town!! Man, I love em young! I will fuck any young cock any chance I can get as well as the yard boy, the pool boy and even the grocery boy! If you’re young you better watch out! Mommy Patrice is on the prowl!!!
 

Bachelorette party weekend!

Saturday was my best friend Kalie’s bachelorette party! It was such a crazy time! I am soooo looking forward to the wedding now! I experienced a few firsts this weekend. All of us girls went out of town and stayed at a hotel. It was a girls only weekend. We stayed at a spa and got massages and laid out at the pool. It was so nice and relaxing. Towards the evening we started drinking. And you put a bunch of drunk girls together and crazy stuff is bound to happen. I ended up making out with Kalie! I love kissing girls. I usually will only do it when I am drunk though! Anyways Kalie and I were so drunk and we just started making out! It was so fun and so hot. After a while we girls got bored so we went to the hotel bar. It was dead and the only guy was the bartender. We started hitting on him bad. I think he was getting pretty excited. He agreed that he would stop by our room when he was done with his shift. And sure enough, he did! It had been a while since I last had sex and it being Kalie’s last weekend of freedom, we decided to get wild! The other girls were in their own rooms so it was just Kalie, the bartender and me. We ended up getting so hot and turned on making out with each other first in front of the bartender and then he joined in. It was so much fun! Kalie didn’t actually have sex with the bartender but I sure did! Lol. It was amazing. My pussy was so tight and wet! And the bartender was packing some great meat! He fucked me while Kalie and I kissed and made out. It was just so hot! I wished that night could have lasted a lot longer. Now the wedding is in 2 weeks and I am so excited!

I’m your ultimate pleasure fantasy!

Hello boys! Nice of you to drop by. Now that you’ve found me, be prepared to be satisfied. I can be your sexy one night stand or your naughty Monday night fling. I will be your slut you keep tucked away for only your own pleasure or one you share with all your friends. I want to be your ultimate pleasure fantasy! I am open to anything and everything and I love mutual masturbation. I have lots of experience but I’m always looking to try new adventures. As you can tell, I am not a super model but what I am is real. I’m always here and always looking for naughty one on one phone sex. It’s very simple really! You Dial, phone rings, I answer with my sexy voice and the fun begins! I look forward to a long and satisfying relationship with you!

Easy Elise 

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