Dasher: You like it when your partner comes fast.
Dancer: You like to do it to music.
Prancer: This screams horse or pony play — anal tail plug anyone?
Vixen: You like to be dominated.
Comet: You like screaming across the night sky.
Cupid: You do it only if you are in love.
Donner: You like to wear the other gender’s clothes.
Blitzen: You can only do it if you are drunk.
Rudolph: You like to use your nose to ingratiate yourself to other people’s asses. Rudolph was such a red noser.
Let me know which reindeer sex style you are —
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I HOPE THEY ARE FILLED WITH LOTS OF SEX!
XO XO
Mrs. Robinson
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