Naughty Naughty! I guess we all know whose house Santa will be skipping this Christmas, dont we? Just like our scandalous governor, if he had simply used phonesex to satisfy his need to breed, we wouldnt have this lovely mess, now would we? There are merits to calling a Diva such as myself,one of the most important is you NEVER LEAVE A TRAIL!
NO STD’S
NO UNPLANNED PREGNANCY, EVEN IF YA CREAM MY PUSSY!
NO INCRIMINATING SCATCHES ON YOUR BACK
NO EXPENSIVE HOTEL
NO DRINKS TO BUY
IF YOU DO GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR COCK IN YOUR HAND, TELL HER YOU MISSED HER AND WERE JUST LISTENING TO AN OLD VOICEMAIL!
BE AS TWISTED AS YOU LIKE, AND NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT “THE LOOK”.
NO FEAR OF REJECTION
YES, YOU REALLY CAN FUCK YOUR MOTHER
YES, YOU REALLY CAN FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER AND HE HOT FRIENdS
YES, YOU REALLY CAN FUCK ME!
Oh , the list goes on and on, but you get the point, right? You’d be a fool not to, and even if you do get addicted to me[and you will…] no matter how you stack it, its still cheaper than a messy divorce!!!
Love ya!
Lexi
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