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He has an itsy bitsy teenie weenie!
Small pathetic cocks are absolutely hilarious to me! So I decided to run a small cock contest. Send me a picture of your cock, realizing I may post it on my blog. Whoever has the most pathetic tiny weenie wins a free 15 minute call with me. Fifteen whole minutes of me degrading you, laughing at you and telling you what a waste of a foreskin you are. Doesn’t that sound like fun?
So send your pictures to HawtieHarley@aim.com by July 1st 2010.
I walk in to your room and smile at you laying in your hospital bed. Closing the door behind me I can’t help but smile as I see you checking me out with a look of hunger in your eyes.
I walk over to you and pull the covers down and start to pull your hospital gown off. As I start to sponge your chest with the warm water I notice that I am getting a rise out of you. Literally. Your cock springs up to attention.
I smile and ignore it and gently begin giving you a nice leisurely sponge bath. Paying special attention to every where besides your cock.
I roll you over on your stomach and begin giving the same loving attention to your entire backside. I even spread your ass cheeks open and massage your puckered hole a bit with the warm soapy sponge. You then see me reach over and grab a prepared enema bottle. Your asshole puckers slightly more when I rub the tip of the bottle against it. I slowly, very slowly insert it and squeeze every drop of the warm liquid up in you.
I continue on massaging your lower body with my sponge all the way down to your feet. As I work my way back up I position a bed pan on the side and push you on your side to let your purge the enema in the bad pan. I then pull you on your stomach again and put a drop of KY on my finger and slowly push it in to your now sparking clean and tight asshole.
I begin giving you a very slow prostate massage. Slipping my finger in and out slowly. Using the pad of my finger to rub against your prostate. Smiling as I feel you grinding back against my finger within minutes.
I let you enjoy the teasing massage for several moments before I pull out and roll you on your back again. I lather up the sponge again and start working on washing your rock hard cock and balls. I put the sponge to the side and using my hand. Slowly stroking the suds up and and down your cock. I take my other hand and spread your legs a bit and reach down under your balls and find your asshole again and slip it in again to begin massaging your prostate again. Slowly jacking you and fingering you simultaneously.
Within moments you spray a huge load of cum all over my hand. I smile and keep jacking until every single drop is out. I clean you up and lean down to whisper in your ear “I will send you my bill soon” and then turn around and stroll out of the room….
I don’t consider myself conceited, I am convinced! With an ass and pussy like mine you should be begging to worship it. On your knees hour after hour licking and sucking me like a trained puppy. Perhaps if you do a really good job I might possibly let you jack off after wards. Maybe….
I had an absolutely fabulous morning. I woke up, went to the gym followed by a game of volleyball at the beach. Came home and took a shower and my doorbell rings just as I was drying off. So I tiptoe to the door wondering who in the world it could be. Its my baby brother. As soon as I opened the door and he could see I had nothing on but a towel he wrestled me to the floor right there in the foyer.
Have I mentioned that he is a college football player? I couldn’t fight him off if I wanted to. He isn’t really a huge guy, but very strong indeed. I think that is one of the things that turns me on the most. I love a guy who knows how to get a little rough with me and have his way.
I also always love the urgency that he fucks me with. He stuffed his cock in me so fast I didn’t know what hit me. By no means does that mean it was a quickie though. He has some great stamina and he tends to stop and go a lot. For example he will pull out from fucking me and then spend an hour licking me. Then fuck me some more. We made it all over the living room in no time flat. The only thing that wasn’t fabulous about our afternoon fuck session is the fact that when he shot his load some of it missed my face and got on my brand new couch. 🙁 I tried licking it up but it still ended out staining the fabric. I guess I now have something to remind me of the occasion.
He satisfied the hell out of my pussy, but I am horny again as usual…….. time to get the toys out!
Hey big boy! I have just finish remodeling my bathroom and I need someone to help me try out my new tub. First, we can start in my new air tub and have fresh bath bubbles soaping us up. You can give me a great back massage as I drink my champange. Then when we are finished chilling in the tub, we can move to the shower that has an overhead rain shower, four body sprays and river rock on the floor. Now it will be my turn to massage your whole body getting every inch clean. So why don’t you give my a call and listen to how I will put that new massaging oil all over your cock and balls and rub it in real well. I love to stand behind you with my wet soapy tits pressing into your back as I reach around with my magical hands!
There is nothing to get a girls labido going better than a hot sexy guy at the beach. Both of us covered in suntan oil playing hard and having fun. I love volleyball, snorkeling, jet skiing, swimming, shelling, building sand castles. You name it I love it. Most of all I like a guy who can play hard and rough with me. Someone not afraid to get a little hot & sweaty. There is something about summertime and the beach that just keeps a girl like me horny all the time.
Now I will let you guys in on a little secret. I love to masturbate at the beach, or at the pool in my back yard. Well really any where that is public. You can often times find me out in the public taking calls and ready to rub my pussy for you no matter where I am at. I just forward my calls to my cell phone and tuck my favorite toy in to my purse and I am good to go! In fact I am taking my phone and my favorite dildo to the beach with me right now…time to have some fun!
By no means do I have a deep southern twang, it is very subtle and sensual I can assure you. This Southern girl loves nothing more than to whisper all kinds of kinky things in to your ear while we get off together.
Southern Hospitality is what it is all about. I want to make your cock feel really welcome in my world! Feeling at home to me means a feeling of warmth and being comfy. My body has so many warm and comfy places for your cock to enjoy. My tits love a nice hard cock tucked between them snugly. So does my pussy and ass. You can cum home from a hard day at work and just use my body to melt away all of your stress. Let me satisfy you in every way….
So, I got one of those new exercise videos, Pole-dancing for fitness, and i absolutely love it! I was addicted from the first moment..so much so that I am thinking about taking on a new part-time job to satisfy my lust for dancing, exercise and SEX! 🙂 Wrapping my hands around that huge pole and sliding up and down, spinning and curling myself around it is very…Hmmm …erotic! I would savor the opportunity to do the very same to YOUR pole! Why dont you call me today and we can start some sweaty sessions of our own?
~~KISSES~ Di
Ownership, that is what I seek. To possess full power over you. To dictate your every thought and move. Your cock and balls belong to me to do whatever I want with.
I do not consider myself a cruel Mistress, not at all. What I am is a Mistress that enjoys having you test your limits. To see just how far you are willing to go to please me. How much are you willing to give to me? I am greedy and want it all…….
Hi guys! I am trying to re coop today from the weekend. Already have had Phone Sex guys call me this weekend! I’ve came so many times that I have to rest today. My hot pussy really needed the attention though. Thank you Joey for helping me on Monday after a hard day at work. We played for 2 hours and really got off together! And on Tuesday my Bill called. I love it when they do that call one after another like that..hehehe! The best part about it, I made some new friends too.
My Phone Sex calls this week was great!! My tight wet pussy got a lot of attention. I love playing with my pussy while guys jerk their cocks to my amazingly hypnotic voice!
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