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He has an itsy bitsy teenie weenie!
Small pathetic cocks are absolutely hilarious to me! So I decided to run a small cock contest. Send me a picture of your cock, realizing I may post it on my blog. Whoever has the most pathetic tiny weenie wins a free 15 minute call with me. Fifteen whole minutes of me degrading you, laughing at you and telling you what a waste of a foreskin you are. Doesn’t that sound like fun?
So send your pictures to HawtieHarley@aim.com by July 1st 2010.
I’ve got a naughty craving for cock tonight. My pretty mouth is watering for it. How about I get on my knees and you slide that thick shaft in my warm mouth? Mmm, sounds good. I can’t wait to feel it throbbing on my tongue as I lick it up and down like a lollipop. If you’re big enough, I might even let you throat fuck me. 😉 There’s nothing like a thick cock fucking my face, what girl doesn’t? I’m already imagining your cock in between my tits and my tongue teasing the head of your cock. When you’re ready for my juicy mouth again just shove my head down on it. I love it rough. The nastier, the better. Ready to shoot your hot, sticky cum all over my face? Mmm, me too.
There is nothing better than spending the day outside, laying out! I did that today and it was so great! I laid out by the pool, the sun beating down on me and listening to music. My new favorite song, “California Girls” This song just sums up what it is to be a California girl! It makes me want to get in a convertible and drive to the beach!
“California girls, we’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikini’s on top
Sun kissed skin
So HOT, will melt your popsicle!”
Haha, now who can deny the truth in that!!! You can spot a California girl from a mile away! We’re tone and tan, fit and ready!
West Coast girls are WILD!!!! At least I am! Just call me to find out how wild I can be!
I walk in to your room and smile at you laying in your hospital bed. Closing the door behind me I can’t help but smile as I see you checking me out with a look of hunger in your eyes.
I walk over to you and pull the covers down and start to pull your hospital gown off. As I start to sponge your chest with the warm water I notice that I am getting a rise out of you. Literally. Your cock springs up to attention.
I smile and ignore it and gently begin giving you a nice leisurely sponge bath. Paying special attention to every where besides your cock.
I roll you over on your stomach and begin giving the same loving attention to your entire backside. I even spread your ass cheeks open and massage your puckered hole a bit with the warm soapy sponge. You then see me reach over and grab a prepared enema bottle. Your asshole puckers slightly more when I rub the tip of the bottle against it. I slowly, very slowly insert it and squeeze every drop of the warm liquid up in you.
I continue on massaging your lower body with my sponge all the way down to your feet. As I work my way back up I position a bed pan on the side and push you on your side to let your purge the enema in the bad pan. I then pull you on your stomach again and put a drop of KY on my finger and slowly push it in to your now sparking clean and tight asshole.
I begin giving you a very slow prostate massage. Slipping my finger in and out slowly. Using the pad of my finger to rub against your prostate. Smiling as I feel you grinding back against my finger within minutes.
I let you enjoy the teasing massage for several moments before I pull out and roll you on your back again. I lather up the sponge again and start working on washing your rock hard cock and balls. I put the sponge to the side and using my hand. Slowly stroking the suds up and and down your cock. I take my other hand and spread your legs a bit and reach down under your balls and find your asshole again and slip it in again to begin massaging your prostate again. Slowly jacking you and fingering you simultaneously.
Within moments you spray a huge load of cum all over my hand. I smile and keep jacking until every single drop is out. I clean you up and lean down to whisper in your ear “I will send you my bill soon” and then turn around and stroll out of the room….
I don’t consider myself conceited, I am convinced! With an ass and pussy like mine you should be begging to worship it. On your knees hour after hour licking and sucking me like a trained puppy. Perhaps if you do a really good job I might possibly let you jack off after wards. Maybe….
I had an absolutely fabulous morning. I woke up, went to the gym followed by a game of volleyball at the beach. Came home and took a shower and my doorbell rings just as I was drying off. So I tiptoe to the door wondering who in the world it could be. Its my baby brother. As soon as I opened the door and he could see I had nothing on but a towel he wrestled me to the floor right there in the foyer.
Have I mentioned that he is a college football player? I couldn’t fight him off if I wanted to. He isn’t really a huge guy, but very strong indeed. I think that is one of the things that turns me on the most. I love a guy who knows how to get a little rough with me and have his way.
I also always love the urgency that he fucks me with. He stuffed his cock in me so fast I didn’t know what hit me. By no means does that mean it was a quickie though. He has some great stamina and he tends to stop and go a lot. For example he will pull out from fucking me and then spend an hour licking me. Then fuck me some more. We made it all over the living room in no time flat. The only thing that wasn’t fabulous about our afternoon fuck session is the fact that when he shot his load some of it missed my face and got on my brand new couch. 🙁 I tried licking it up but it still ended out staining the fabric. I guess I now have something to remind me of the occasion.
He satisfied the hell out of my pussy, but I am horny again as usual…….. time to get the toys out!
Hey boys! You know you have always wanted to bang your friends mom when you were younger…. why not pick me? I am no limits mom who is willing to fuck who ever and whatever enters my pussy. I am very much into k-9. I would love for you to bring your pooch over and have him lick and fuck me! I told you I have no limits! You want to bring your buddy over and bang me like a no good slut?…. BRING IT! I want to teach you what a dirty milf really means! I want you to have the best phone sex call you have ever had! I have my toys always out on my bed waiting for the phone to ring. I have the best tits to fuck! They are 34D and are always rock hard when the phone rings.
I have low rate calls this week due to me being a mom. My specials are: 10min-$15, 25m-$40, 40m-$70, and 60m-$99. What are you waiting for…they end this week. Take advantage of these specials while you can. Fuck me anyway you want! I don’t mind at all! Pick up that phone and your fantasy and let’s make it cum true! xoxo
Darlene called me today for some totally kinky phone fun. All he wanted was to serve me and be my little panty boy bitch. It was so much fun showing him off to my girlfriends and even the neighbors. He was so humiliated by the time I was done with him. Darlene is such a little strap on whore, he can’t get enough of it in his mouth! *giggle* Not only did I fuck Darlene’s face but I had him on a cock leash to show him how pathetic and useless he was. I can’t wait to tease Darlene again.
I was working at the gym and it was getting towards closing time and I hadn’t seen my favorite client. He is this hot-looking engineer who I don’t think had even gone on date let alone knows I exist. He works hard with his job and usually lifts with his buddy to burn off the stress of work. But tonight he came in alone. “Sorry that I am coming in so late. Do you mind if I get a quick lift in as I have been working overtime to get this project done.” I said that it fine as I was just starting to close. This was coming together like the perfect storm as the last client left the gym and it was just the two of us. I decided it was time to act on my opportunity and locked the door to the gym. I walked over to the area where he was working out and I could see he was trying to figure out how much to lift at the bench press without his spotter. “Excuse me”, I said, “can you use a spotter?” I could tell he was uneasy but he wanted to bench heavy so he nervously agreed. I stood right above his head helping him get the bar off the rack. He was cranking one rep after another out as I moved forward so his head was between my knees. He had his eyes close when he pressed out the last rep and when he opened them, he found out that I don’t wear panties to work. He was trying not to lead on that he had notice as he finished his first set. This was a man of routine and nothing changes-rarely. So when he started his second set, I could tell he liked what he saw as his huge boner was pressing outward on his shorts. After he finished his second set, he sat up to try and cover up his arousal telling me one more set. He laid back down for his last set and it was time for my move. As he took the bar off the rack, I was already walking around him and sliding my hands up his shorts. He was trying to finish his last set of ten reps when I was pulling his cock out for my pleasure. “One” he grunted trying to ignore my assault of his lovely body. “Two”. My wet pussy was now enjoying his rock-hard cock sliding inside. Up and down I grinded his cock. “Seven!” I was amazed as how he could keep going while I was screwing him. “EIGHT!!!” He was getting close to cumming now as his whole body was being to shake! “NINNNNNEEE!!!!! The weights on the bar were rattling loudly as he shoot the biggest load I have ever felt in my life!!!! I slide off with cum dripping down my leg feeling dizzy myself. “TEN!” I heard the weight bar hit the rack as he gave the biggest exhale. As he got up, I was thinking he would never come back again. He didn’t say a word as he was in shock. As I went to unlock the door for him to leave, he looked at me and said “I’ll be back same time tomorrow!”
