Today I did the most naughty thing. I helped my neighbor kidnap and torture the prettiest little girl. She was so sweet faced and so tiny with her little red curls and peaches and cream skin and those tiny freckles on her nose. It was easy to get her to follow me and then he grabbed her and threw her in the van. We took her to his cabin and did the most awful things to her Have you ever wanted to do something so bad that it felt like a episode of cold case files? Call me and confess your deepest darkest secrets.