Boobies are a Girls Best Friend!!!
I went out last night…and I thought it would be fun to keep a tab of all the things I get with the “big boobie discount” or free as I like to refer to it. The Night started early. I went to one of my favorite little boutiques in the city to get a new dress..Usually it needs to be altered because obviously my chest are is definitely larger then any other part of my body so there is always some minor adjustments with any purchase. I was walking down the street in my stilettos and jeans with a cute little top and one of my BAGS ( I have an obsession with Handbags). I passed a gentleman while I walked down the street who dropped his wallet. I picked it up and briskly walked up to him to give it back…..He began to look up and stopped short right before my eyes and gazed at the bodacious body that stood before him. Speechless he reached for his wallet and mumbled thank you. He was red all over as I said your welcome and headed to the store. I grabbed a few selections from the rack and tried them on. Coming out to get a good look at everything in the big light. I could feel someone looking at me but didn’t see anyone. The dresses I like I handed to the sales girl to take to
the register. The ones I hated I put back…I DONT KNOW WHY I DO That probably because I used to work
retail and know what its like to put other peoples shit back…LOL But I digress when I got up to
the register everything and a few extras were bagged up. I thought she was confused and I was a little
annoyed and I said “aren’t you gonna ring that stuff up?” She smiled and said I did. Your husband came in
and took car of it for you. Baffled and confused I said My husband???? She was like yea she describe
the man from the street. He had followed me in the store…and paid for the entire purchase 3,452.73 cents.
I was gonna put it on my “daddys” card but he did it for me. He didn’t leave a card or anything and
when I went out to thank him he was gone. Feeling great and still full of coin. I head into the nearby
shoe store to pick out a few pairs to go with the dresses and when I got to the counter the total didn’t sound
right. The store clerk had given me his discount which was 40% off. I almost choked…All done with shopping
I need to hurry home to get ready. I hale a cab and get in. The 30 min drive to my house was SO tiring. But
I got to go through the dress bag and see the choices that the stranger made for me. When we pulled
up at my house. I realized I did not have any Cash on me. The cabby kindly said. Don’t worry about I enjoyed
the view..I mean ride very much I told him I use cab services all the time and that If he was free tonight to
come pick me and my girlfriends up. He smiled and said do they all look like you and I replied..yes but I have the biggest Rack…He laughed and I headed into my house.
Grand Total FOr THAT DAY>…
3.452.73
1,542.86 – 40% = 617.14
free cab ride….
total of 4438.45 approx. and this is before getting my drinks comped…and vip all night in the club..
I LOVE MY TITS THE BEST INVESTMENT EVER!
