I went out last night with some of my favorite peeps and we ended up going to a Karaoke bar. What a freaking blast that was. Of course, I drank way too much and ended up singing “Short Dick Man” and made a complete fool of myself but I didn’t care. I picked that song when I was three shades to the wind but I think that song is totally me! I really don’t wanna short dick man.
I’m in love with cock but it’s the gorgeous cocks I need. Notice I said need and not want, I don’t want a big cock, I need to have one. If you ask me to define gorgeous cocks; it would be long, thick, huge mushroom head and you can’t go wrong with a big, veiny cock too. Let’s face it, my porn pussy needs something more than a pencil dick to fulfill my needs and boy do I have needs, haha!
I was reluctant to write this because I didn’t want to sound like a fucking snob but let the truth be known: I don’t wanna short dick man!
The Only and Only,
~M.M~
we know you like those big beautiful cocks babe, I’m here to fluff them for ya 🙂