I have the experience to distinguish between things and the finer things. I have a taste for beautiful clothes, jewelry, and the luxuries of life. You and I both know, that you’re just the man to give them to me.
You have something that belongs to me. Namely, your wallet. All of its contents already belong to me, you just don’t know it yet. You are my little piggy, and this little piggy is going to market.
You will provide me with every cent that you have to your name, so that I can have all the rich things that I deserve out of life. Besides, you know you aren’t capable of managing that wallet by yourself. That’s why it belongs to me. I’ll give you an allowance, for your needs. After all, you’re also my property, and everything I own must meet certain standards.
When you’re done playing with all these little girls, and you want a real woman to take control, call me, piggy.
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