Erection = mammary x cum catcher squared… ok ok so I can’t make good jokes, or intellectual ones either. Just makes me remember how I passed some classes in college.

I hated math. All the numbers and proofs and angles and ugh….it was so overwhelming. But I knew how to use my assets, my tits and my ass. The professor was like all you dirty minded men reading my little naughty story here, his cock led his way and he couldn’t help but want to fuck a hot little coed that was eager to please. So I left class a little after we were dismissed when I knew he would be following. I purposely dropped some books with him behind me. I bent over and of course my little skirt rode up my ass where I was not wearing panties of course! My cute little pussy was showing with my supple ass and I saw him. He rushed over to help me and I knew I had him hooked. I gave him that little look and we were off to his office. I wouldn’t let him control at all, I wiped his desk off, closed the door and ripped his pants off, dropping to my knees and taking his hard cock in my mouth. My lips suctioned tight around his shaft and my tongue twirling around his head….mmmm he tasted so good. Needless to say, I had no idea how to solve for a variable but I got my A for my extra effort. Wanna know more about how I did it? Call me hun.

Oh my strange erotic dreams are coming back again and I love it! So the latest one is where I am tucked away all nice and cozy in my bed. There are cookies and milk out for Santa as it is Christmas Eve and he needs something for his long travel. I fake that I am asleep and wait for him to come, Santa that is. I hear a rumbling on the roof and can tell from the snow falling off the roof that he had arrived. I heard him come down the chimney and start to walk up the stairs. He was looking for that sweet little thing to give a present too. I was going to be that little girl. He walked in my room and had his sack with him; I could see his hard cock poking through the red velvet suit of his. I was so happy to see him, he didn’t want to do anything with me last year but I know he had something special for me this year. I was right indeed, he came over to my bed but instead of uncovering me and having his way with me, he ripped of my covers and gagged me with some ribbon he had and shoved me in his gift sack. I was surprised and wanted to scream, but oddly excited at the thought of this man taking me, letting me know that I was going to be had and at his whim. We got onto the roof and the crisp cold air made my nipples hard even through the sack. I knew what my job for this trip would be, to help keep his shifter warm 😉 Oh my dreams are so naughty.