Short Dick Man

I went out last night with some of my favorite peeps and we ended up going to a Karaoke bar. What a freaking blast that was. Of course, I drank way too much and ended up singing “Short Dick Man” and made a complete fool of myself but I didn’t care. I picked that song when I was three shades to the wind but I think that song is totally me! I really don’t wanna short dick man.

I’m in love with cock but it’s the gorgeous cocks I need. Notice I said need and not want, I don’t want a big cock, I need to have one. If you ask me to define gorgeous cocks; it would be long, thick, huge mushroom head and you can’t go wrong with a big, veiny cock too. Let’s face it, my porn pussy needs something more than a pencil dick to fulfill my needs and boy do I have needs, haha!

I was reluctant to write this because I didn’t want to sound like a fucking snob but let the truth be known: I don’t wanna short dick man!

The Only and Only,

~M.M~

See You In Your Dreams

Someone as hot as I am is called a dream girl. The kind of girl you would only see in your dreams. You know you could never get a girl like me. The only way you would is by paying me and I know as well as you do you would do anything to have me but you’re a pathetic loser and don’t want to get caught. So, you can only fantasize about the things you want to do to my gorgeous body. I’m sure you have looked at my pictures and jacked off a few times. I bet you imagine I am with you, watching you stroke your throbbing, hard cock for me and watching my facial expression as you shoot that big massive load all over.

Silly boy, that’s all you’re going to get. See you in your dreams!

Last Summer Fling of 2012

Well it all started innocent enough. My girlfriends and I went away for a “Girls Weekend” to a local resort for some fun and pampering.  Wow, I got pampered all right, but not the kind I expected.

The first time I saw you, you were at the pool reading.  I was staring at you, but hoped that you didn’t notice that I was.  Hoping my sunglasses and hat hid my lustful looks. Watching you dive into the pool water, made my pussy ache deep inside for some attention.  I wanted to jump right in after you, but the girls wanted to go up to the room to get ready for dinner.

I tried to put you out of my mind and focus on our girl time here. The girls and I were enjoying a nice dinner and wine when I spotted you.  You caught me staring at you.  I tried to look away, but I looked back and you were smiling brightly and your eyes were sparkling. I felt vulnerable and naughty.  I didn’t have my sunglasses and hat to hide under now.

You were so polite. You waited until we were completely done with dinner and then walked over to the table.  You asked all of us ladies to join you on the pool patio for coffee and dessert. You are so charming that we could not say no to your offer.

You were friendly and sparked a great conversation with all the ladies, but you had your hand on my leg.  I placed my hand on top of your hand, so you knew I was interested in more than coffee and that I had a taste for something other than the sweets in front of us.

I whispered in your ear, “I want you,” and kissed your neck in front of my girlfriends.  You stood up, grabbed my hand and we said our goodnights to my girlfriends.  You pulled me into a dark alcove and kissed me so deeply and passionately. I knew it was only going to be one night of sexy fun here, but I knew it was going to be an intense crazy night in your hotel bed.

No Limits for This Hot Housewife

Wow, it was one hot summer. My daughter spent a lot of time around the house because it was so hot outside.  We got really close this summer, but now she is back in school, so I have the house all to myself again. I am in the mood for some kinky, dirty, steamy sex.  How about you?

How dirty do you think you and I can get here?  Up for something deviant and perverted?  I have always been the type of girl who wants what she should not have. I have always found that forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.

Ever considered a Mom/Daughter role-play?  Wouldn’t that be so sweet and nasty? Or did you have even some more deviant in mind today?

Jackie

Eat Your Protein

Didn’t you ever hear protein is really good for you? Cum is loaded with protein and I love a guy who likes to clean up after himself. I love hearing you taste your own cum, whether it’s from a shot glass or if you shoot it straight into your own mouth. I know you’ll let me drizzle your own cum back into your mouth after I’ve taken a load of it into mine, or that you’ll be good enough to eat me out after you’ve filled me with your hot, sticky jizz. Either way, you’re not getting out of eating your cum.

Eat it up, boys!

Dirty Dancing with Dani

\I have a sheer summer dress to wear for you. Take me out!  Show me off! Take me dancing!  Take me in your arms and let’s press our bodies together.   Wear thin pants so I can feel you as both of our cocks get hard. We dance late into the night until we are both so hot that we feel like we are going to burst.

I get you back to my apartment and I do a sexy strip tease for you. I slowly slip out of my dress and get just down to my panties.  I give you a private dance and then a sexy lap dance. Our naked cocks finally touching each other as I grind against you.  Watching you suck on my nipples.  Kissing and making out with you.

Finally, taking you to my bed where I give you the best bj that you have ever experienced.  I don’t want you to cum yet, so I pull my mouth away from your cock.  We kiss again and then you return the favor. OMG, I love how that mouth of yours feels on my cock.  You make me so incredibly hot and horny for you.  Amazing mouth, Sweetie!

I can’t hold back any longer and give you such an overflowing mouthful of my sweet Dani cum!

I’m all yours…

I find myself fantasizing about being at your mercy. Being your submissive. Crawling to you on my knees begging for you to use me. The thought of being stretched out and bound by my wrists and ankles so you can use me for your own pleasures,  It makes my pussy tremble with desire. All I know and want is for you to give me pain and pleasure. You take my breath away with a hard swat to my breasts, pussy, and ass and I want more. My mind is racing with thoughts of all the things that you will do to me. I better stop now, I have the urge to touch myself but I know that you control all my orgasms. My pussy aches as I wait for you.

Cassidy

Stranded

How would you like to be stranded on a deserted island with yours truly. No cell phone, computer or television, just me and you with zero interruptions from the outside world. I could think of many things that would occupy our time. I see us being completely naked roaming the island and exploring our bodies as well. I want to be completely alone with you and having you inside me as much as possible. I would love to have sex with you in the crystal blue waters and on the cool sandy beach. What are we waiting for? Let’s be stranded with one another and I promise you won’t miss your old life, not even for a minute.

Keep Pushing That Button

When I went into work today, I gave my boss a little gift. I walked into his office and handed him a tiny controller. The controller is for my little sexy vibrating panties. It has no wire and I told him it was our little secret for the day. I explained to him that anytime his pushes that button my panties vibrate, no one in the office will even know it’s happening. My desk is in front of his office with a glass window and I made sure the blinds were up today. I told him he could control me all day by a push of a button. I sat at my desk and I looked him in the eyes and gave him a naughty smile. That’s when he pushed it! It was fucking awesome! It was hard not to show my excitement. Each time someone would come talk to me at my desk, my boss would push the button. Every time he would hold the button down longer. I loved the way we could look at each other while I was having multiple orgasms. By the end of the day, my panties were so creamy and wet. I’m thinking of bringing these panties back into work again and possibly give the control to someone else.

Jerk It For Jules

Hand~Job for the Janitor

Last week I was in the girls locker room changing after cheer leading practice. I sorta had this weird feeling that someone was watching me. Just when I was pulling my tiny top over my head, I saw the janitor. He was hiding behind the lockers with a massive woody in his pants. I kinda like feel sorry for him because he seems like such a loser so I told him to come talk to me. At first he tried to explain that he was cleaning and didn’t know I was in the room. “Want me to stroke you off?” I seriously just came right out and asked because for some weird reason I wanted to make him cum really bad. He pulled out his cock and I wrapped my sexy, young fingers around it tight. I was actually surprised how big and hard it was mmmmm. Up and down I went working the ridge with my fingers, stroking fast and even faster until I made him shoot his hot, thick load everywhere. It made me really hot to watch him cum, maybe next time I will take his creamy load in my tight, teen pussy.