Hey Stupid Cupid! [Well, that got your attention]

Hiya boys!! Your favorite gal is here!! Look at what my sexy girl Missy ( http://theklassykat.com/missy/) did for me.. She made me that banner for Valentines Day. How awesome is she? I have to give her props and big hugz!!

As you know, Valentines Day is right around the corner and did I mention I love long red stem roses and Godiva chocolate!! Hmmm mmmm!! Loveee it baby!

I’m in the mood for love or maybe I am in the mood for kinky sex. Fuck love and fill my holes, hehe!

If you’re dateless like me this Valentines-join the club! Let’s get together and make something special happen. I am open to anything and I would love to hear what you can bring to the table. I’m all yours and yes I fuck like a porn star (Memphis Sighs). 

The One And Only M.M.

{The Grocery Store HandJob}

I was in the grocery store this afternoon and I noticed this guy was checking me out. He actually gave me a wink, who does that?? I got a lot of looks from married guys today. Their wife would give them a dirty look if they got caught looking at me for too long. I think that’s funny. I guess I know why I was getting so much attention today, I had on my tight jean skirt that barely covered my ass. I had a white shirt on and no bra. I guess I was getting alot of attention at my tits too cause my nipples were popping through my shirt. Anyways, this guy was following me everywhere and I knew he was dying to talk to me but I didn’t give him the time of day. I checked out my grocery’s and walked to my car. I happen to look over and there was that guy again,  it just so happened he was parked right next to me. I saw him in his car watching my every move. Finally, I knocked on his passenger door asking if i could come in. He told me how pretty and sexy I was and he wanted to know if I would give him a handjob for $40. I told him what do you think I am prostitute? I thought about it and I thought I could really use the forty dollars so I jacked him off in the parking lot. All he requested was I pull up my skirt so he could see my thong. I took off my shirt for him too so he could see my perky tits. He came so hard all over my hand. He said it was the best handjob he’s ever   received before. I gave him my number and told him to call me anytime he needs another handjob. He gave the money and I went home with forty extra dollars in my purse. I was totally stoked and I hope he calls me again. I love making easy money like that.

 

Boyfriends prefer blondes!!!!!

BOYFRIENDS PREFER BLONDES AND THAT IS A FACT, I KNOW IT FIRST HAND.  I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT AND FOUND A GUY WHO HAD A BRUNETTE FOR A GIRLFRIEND.  HE WENT ON AND ON ABOUT HOW BORING SHE WAS IN BED.  SHE WOULDN’T SWALLOW OR LET HIM FUCK HER IN THE ASS.  I WHISPERED IN HIS EAR THAT I COULD MAKE THAT ALL CUM TRUE FOR HIM TONIGHT!  HIS FACE LOOKED SURPRISED AS I GUIDED HIM TO AN EMPTY ROOM ABOVE THE CLUB. I SLID MY TIGHT BLACK DRESS OFF AND EXPOSED MY PERKY BREASTS TO HIM.  HE MASSAGED MY HAIR AND WORKED HIS HANDS DOWN TO MY BREASTS.  HE CUPPED THEM AND THEN BEGAN KISSING MY SOFT, TENDER LIPS.  I LOVED IT THAT I WAS STEALING HER MAN AWAY FROM HER EVEN IF IT WAS FOR ONE NIGHT.  I WAS GOING TO SHOW HIM WHAT HE WAS MISSING.   I TOOK HIS HEAD DOWN TO MY PANTIES AND MADE HIM SLIDE THEM OFF WITH HIS TEETH.  THEN I PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN AND BEGAN TO GET HIS DICK HARD FROM MY MOUTH.  I SUCKED HIS DICK SO HARD, HE WANTED TO CUM.  “DON’T YOU WANT TO FUCK MY ASS,” I ASKED.  “YES, YES, I DO!” HIS EXCITEMENT MADE MY PUSSY BEGIN TO PURRRRRRRRRR.   I SAT ON HIM BACKWARDS COWBOY AND BEGAN TO RIDE HIS HARD COCK.  HIS DICK WAS SO HARD, BUT IT SLID RIGHT INTO MY TIGHT ASS.  HE KEPT SPITTING ON MY ASS TO KEEP IT LUBRICATED.  I ROCKED BACK AND FORTH ON HIS COCK.  MY BREASTS WERE BOUNCING AND HE WAS GRABBING THEM AND SQUEEZING THEM.  “HOLY SHIT, I AM GOING TO CUM,” HE ANNOUNCED!  “CAN I CUM IN YOUR TIGHT LIL ASS,” HE QUESTIONED.  “OF COURSE BABY, SHOOT YOUR CREAM IN MY ASS AND GIVE IT TO ME ROUGH!”  HE CREAMED ALL OVER ME AND INSIDE OF ME.  WHILE I WAS GETTING DRESSED I SLIPPED HIM MY NUMBER.  I TOLD HIM TO CALL ME WHEN HE GETS BORED OF HIS FUNKY GIRLFRIEND.  HE LAUGHED AND HELD ONTO MY NUMBER LIKE IT WAS A LOTTERY TICKET!

Pool Table Fun

I finally confessed to a guy I was dating my fettish with black cocks.  He was not upset but in fact it excited him.  My man named Fraze took me to a local pool hall bar where it was surrounded with black cocks.  He had me dress up like a slut and have my big ass hang out for all the black men to see.  We started to play.  Fraze would purposely push the balls to the middle so I would have to bend over and get them.  I was wearing hot pink panties with a fishnet hot pink one piece to match.  And my black heels accentuated my legs and big firm ass.  He dressed me up like the slut I am!

Everytime I got the balls I could see their black cocks begin to bulge out of their pants.  Fraze had a naughty smirk on his face.  Before I knew it, the hard black dicks were out.  Fraze picked the largest one to slide into my tight little pussy.  This guy jammed his hard cock deep inside of me.  It felt so good my legs began to shake.  He rammed his hard cock deeper and deeper into my pussy.  Fraze grabbed another guy and had him sit on the pool table and feed me his black cock.  I was bent over on the pool table getting fucked from behind while I was sucking this other guy off.  But Fraze made me promise to not cum with these guys.  And to save my cum for his face.  I was about to explode and I told my man.  He stood below me as my cum creamed all over his mouth and neck.  “Ahhhhh,” he shouted as I creamed on him.  He was so wet from my cum.  But this wasn’t over.

Fraze took another guy and had him stick his throbbing hard on in my ass.  And the other guy was fucking my pussy and I was sucking another guy off.  The guy came in my mouth and I felt another orgasm erupting.  “Fraze, drink my cum,” he sipped it all up.  Fraze got so excited, he pushed all the guys off of me.  Then he stuck his throbbing cock in me hard.  “You are such a little slut, it’s my turn now.”  “Where do you want my cum,” he asked.  “I want it deep inside of me,” I screamed!  He pumped harder and harder!  His dick grew bigger and bigger until he came!  Cum dripped down me and I felt so dirty but I loved every minute of it!  Thank-you Fraze!

Pantyhose Fantasy Sex with Goddess Sylvia

What will I choose? What will you be allowed to wear today? When you call I’ll pick the color, texture, waistband, toe style and crotch type that will get you off so hard! The weather is cooler today and
I’ve been in my gorgeous BellaDonna Jet Black Sheer-To-Waist Sandalfoot Silky-Soft Pantyhose (I’m not even wearing a thong) since 7:00 a.m. So you know how yummy and aromatic. My luscious Kitty (Pussy) is and OMG it’s getting saturated now! So Cum beg to touch mine, and bow/beg to put yours on too! Pantyhose Fetish Slut Boy, your gorgeous Pantyhose Goddess Sylvia is in the mood for Pantyhose Fantasy Sex. I’ll have so much personal fun while giving you exactly what you need! Get down on your fucking knees and lick
my Pantyhose covered gorgeous toes and work your way up to my hidden tasty, wet Kitty! Giggle… Get in front of me, immediately, and slide your Pantyhose against mine as your steel-hard cock rises embarrassingly to the occasion! I love Pantyhose Fantasy so much that right now, I don’t even care if you have a tiny dick, small cock, clit stick, pencil dick or a pathetic, ugly, tiny-headed baby worm one…
cuz… I just want to get off to your worship at my feet and luscious wet Kitty! Tell me-how much it turns you on to just speak of pantyhose and visualize them while I command you to Service and Worship me
in pantyhose

CUPID WHERE ARE YOU???

This SMOKING HOT RED HEAD is NAKED and waiting.  I've searched high, low and everywhere in between for CUPID....and he is no where to be found. I've discovered where my HEART truly is....right between my legs! Yep I said it ...right between my legs. I mean what better place for my heart to be. So when you do find him...just send him my way. Don't forget to tell that he needs to CUM SHOOT right through my HEART...unless you've got a better idea-I'm always OPEN for suggestions. But either way I don't know how much longer I can take this feeling of emptiness in my HEART.....IT NEEDS TO BE FILLED. 

G.I.L.F Phone Sex

I’m a hot 78 y/o Grandmother of 7 boys and 5 girls! I have 3 great-grandsons and 2 great-granddaughters. I live in a beautiful home overlooking the Pacific Ocean close to San Diego. I love going to my beach house, right on the shore in Ensenada, Mexico and picking up on all the sexy international travelers there! Ensenada is a quiet port town and not too much action in the clubs, but plenty in the resort hotels just up the coast! I love taking my horny grandsons there and even my beautiful granddaughters, since I teach them all about love-making and pleasing a man and when they bring home sexy young guys I just go nutz and hit on them. My granddaughters don’t mind since they get to learn a lot while I’m getting my rocks off. Sometimes my grandsons join in too and suck a hungry cock or two! Yes, we are a full-service family! Want to know more.. Call Granny Trudy

Will You be My Valentine?

Will you be my Valentine? 866-206-7106

Valentine’s Day can be very bitter-sweet for me. I’m not presently seeing anyone and that is why you have become so special to me. I love the time we share together. The talking, the laughing, and the playing. Love the playing, you make me cum so hard! I love how you make me feel, and I love hearing your voice in my ear as I touch my warm, wet pussy. I get off on making you feel good and hearing the contentment in your voice as we both explode! Won’t you call me and be My Valentine?

Yours,

Ashlee 866-206-7106

 

Check out my wish list for Valentines Day!

 

My Traveling Man

Lusting 2 please you! 866-949-4103I just love my traveling man! I love how you call me from your hotel room and we get very warm and cozy together. The orgasm is intense, but the conversation and getting to one another part is just as much of a turn on for me. I love how your breathing becomes labored as our conversation becomes more intimate, then finally, I hear it…the colossal gasp of pleasure. I look forward to making you gasp again very soon 🙂

Your lusty girl,

Lindsay 866-949-4103

Secretary

I was at the library late at night. I checked to see if anyone is in the conference rooms. You are staying late tonight, working on a project that is due in two days. You are sitting at a table in the very back of the library. I sit at your table. We are sitting across the table from one another. I can see your eyes, they speak sweetly to me. I know you are looking into my eyes, my eyes tell of my soul. We stop staring and you place your hand on mine, squeezing it gently. I know from the way you hold my hand that we will be best of friends.

We start to discuss our projects. We have many books and maps laid before us. I am wearing a fairly short skirt with a white button up blouse. I leave enough buttons undone that nothing can be seen, unless I lean over. As you hold my hand, I take my other hand and lean way over to point to one of the maps we are reviewing. You can see my cleavage, it is tan, and smooth, and upon each breast is a white spot of my skin shaped into the shape of a playboy bunny. This arouses you, I notice that you are looking and I lean forward more so you can see clearly.

I could tell you wanted to touch my breasts, to hold them, to caress them. I let go of your hand and move around to sit beside you at our table. It is dimly lit, and only one or two people are in the whole library. I slid my chair up beside yours. My leg touched yours, I could feel a slight tremble come from you. I placed my hand on your thigh, slowly rubbing my fingers up and down your thigh. I could feel you become aroused. I speak to you, you turn and look at me. You know what I want but you aren’t sure what to do about it. I place my other hand on your cheek. I bring your lips toward mine.

We part our lips, our tongues intertwine, we are breathing deeply. I move my hand from your thigh, I take hold of your hand. I unbutton my shirt some more and place your hand on my breast. It feels blissful, you lift my breast up out of my bra, you kiss it, you caress it, rub my nipple. I am getting very wet now. The hand I have on your thigh I move to your groin. I can feel your cock so very hard and very ready. You take your other hand and slide it up my skirt. I am not wearing panties. You find the magic spot, it is so moist. I feel myself wanting to pull you closer to me. You place your thumb on my clit and your forefinger in my cunt. I start to moan. You hush me. Not wanting to draw attention to us. I tell you of a place in the library we can go and no one will be there. We can do what we want freely.

You remove your hand from my skirt, licking the honey from my pussy off your fingers. I release the hold I have on your leg. Finally you take your hand from my blouse. I buttoned the bottom buttons, and stand to show you the way. I lead you to a stairwell. You ask which way. I tell you up to the next floor. There is a conference room, no one is in it. Wondering how I know this, follow me, hungrily. We quietly open the door to the room. I have told you right, no one is there. We go to the darkest corner. You slowly unbutton my blouse and undo my bra. I unbutton your trousers, and slide my hand inside.

You are so excited, it is difficult for me to not take a taste of the juice that is flowing from your cock. I lean over and stroke the tip of your cock with my tongue. While I am pulling your pants down, you remove your shirt, and then you slide my skirt to the floor. We embrace and slowly lowered ourselves to the floor. You kiss my neck, and down to my breasts. I love it as you caress my breasts. I lower my hand down and take hold of your cock. It is so hard, but I know it can be much harder. I stroke it. You slide your hand down my tummy to my the moistness between my legs. You spread the lips around my clit and began to lick and suck like you have never had the opportunity before. My pelvis is off of the floor.

You use my juices and your saliva to lubricate my asshole. You lick and screw my asshole with your tongue and your fingers. I am in heaven. You are sending chills up and down my spine. Suddenly, we hear a noise. It is a quiet noise but still. We wait and nothing happens. So we start where we had left off. Then the noise begins again. A lady emerges from the shadows. A lady not to much unlike myself. She slowly walks over and asks if she can join? We do not know her, but she seems nice enough, just right for us. She said she could help us with what we are doing. She sounds eager. So we agree. You and I start kissing again, then you kiss her, soon you have your fill of her, she starts kissing me. I have never kissed a woman before, it was different. Softly, but firmly, it makes me shiver. While we three are kissing each other, our hands are exploring parts of the others bodies. I feel her breast, you rub my clit, she licks your asshole. It was getting very exciting.

I speak up and say that my friend here wants to have a titty fuck, and I would like to have the pleasure to give it to him. She tells me it is no problem, she will work around, through and all over us. I lay on the floor on my back, you get to your knees and come as close to me as you can. The base of your cock is right at the base of my breast. I squeeze with my arms to hold my breasts tightly together. You slide your cock into the hole that is made. You stroke in and out. While I am helping you with this, I feel my legs pull apart, oddly the other lady says, “can’t let anything go to waste”.

Suddenly I feel a very cold tongue on my clit, she is going down on me. Another something I have never tried. She knows where to touch, she knows where to rub, I am really enjoying this to my amazement. I turn my focus to you. When you slide toward my face, you reach for my mouth. I keep my breasts squeezed around your cock. Our lady friend has decided to help us a little more. She takes her forefinger on each hand, and teases and enters both of our assholes, one for you and one for me. She is still eating my clit and you are ready to explode. When she is fucking our asses with her fingers, you start to cum in my mouth, I start to orgasm from the clit eating and fingering of my asshole.

We both are cumming with an explosion. We lay to rest a moment. I look around, I do not see the woman that came to the room, the woman that had just helped you and I have the best orgasms ever. We quick dress and leave the conference room. We are holding on to each other, we walk down the stairs and return to our table. I make mention that it is late and I should be going home, could you give me a ride? You tell me of course.

As we gather our things up, a very nice lady walks over to our table and asks if we had uhmmmm… found everything we needed. We both answer yes, oh yes we most certainly had.

As we walk out of the library, we turn and look at each other, then at the library and back at each other. Was that the lady that came to the conference room to “help out”? I guess she is very dedicated to her job;-)