I must have this!

dirty JerseyI was doing some shopping for new sex toys as I am getting bored with mine.  I came across this lil gem- http://www.extremerestraints.com/remote-sex-toys_147/televibe–phone-internet-controlled-sex-kit_573.html

Here’s the info on it:

“Televibe- for Long Distance Stimulation

Finally you can truly touch your loved one or your submissive from across the globe. All you need is either a telephone or a computer with internet access. Masters or Mistresses can stimulate their subs with the 7 inch long, 1.5 inch wide G-Spot jelly insertable that can be administered in the anus or in the vagina. Once the 2 are connected by either the phone or computer the administrator has control of the vibe. The touch tones from the other phone or computer will make your TELEVIBE respond with one of 9 distinct functions!

The functions provide the following sensations:

  • 1-Pulsing
  • 2-Fast Pulsing
  • 3-Super Pulse
  • 4-Throbbing
  • 5-Buzzing
  • 6-Rhythmic
  • 7-Waves
  • 8-Techno
  • 9-MultipulseThe Televibe is a must for great phone sex or long distance domination. It’s easy to use and comes with an instruction packet.
    Special Offer

    Get the new vibrating televibe egg for only $5 with purchase of this kit. Click item below for details.

    Please note: Televibe requires a Computer Serial Port to operate and will not function properly when used with a USB adapter.”

  • So seriously…. I could hook this up to the phone and YOU could control it while we talk!!!  Oh my god, do I need to get this!  Imagine how we could get to orgasm together using the device. MHMMMM!  Anyone want to spoil their favorite kitten?

    ~Jersey

    Practicing with Daddy

    daddy\'s lil andieSo I have been lucky enough lately to find not only a mentor but also a very sweet phone Daddy.  Daddy likes to teach me all about sex and help me practice.  Daddy is also VERY sweet and spoils me terribly!! 

    Just tonight Daddy called me.  I came home late and he was not pleased.  He gave me a bit of a spanking.  Don’t tell him, but I kind of liked it!!!  Daddy and I then practiced kissing (his lips and his naughty place!) so that when I am ready to do it with boys my age, I will know how.  Daddy did something really special for me tonight.  He put his cock into my super tight little asshole.  He said he’d never done that before ever.  It was a lot of fun and felt really good.  My little ass was sooooo tight but he stretched it out with his thick cock. 

    Daddy and I even roleplayed about him bursting my cherry.  God that was amazing!!!  Then Daddy cuddled me and put me to bed.  He really does care.

    Thank you Daddy for an amazing call! I hope we can talk soon!

    ~Sweet lil Andie

    Mom likes to have fun while daughter is away!

    My daughter (15) is out of town this week, but that doesn’t mean that I sat at home watching the television all night long. I started to get bored last night so I made two phone calls. I called up one of my daughter’s fuck buddies and invited him to come over. Then I called up my neighbor and asked him to come over to help me move some furniture or something stupid.

    Neither of them knew exactly why I had invited them over, but when I opened the door wearing nothing but lingerie, it definitely got their attention. I took them upstairs to my bedroom, where I had them lay down next to each other. I went back and forth, giving them both blowjobs. However, it wasn’t long before they took over. They took turns fucking my mature pussy. I loved it when I had one younger penis in my pussy and one older cock in my mouth at the same time! Call me and find out the rest of the details! It was a night to remember!

    1 Pussy and many Cocks!

    I love the thought of one pussy and lots and lots of cock. What a dream come true! I think most women fantasy about 2 men or even a group of men lusting for them. The men unable to control themselves thinking of doing nothing else but satisfying my pussy. What is not to love about that, being taken by multiple men. My boyfriend also wants to see me with lots of men. He likes to see me enjoying myself.  He likes seeing all my holes being filled.  Have you thought about seeing your wife with a group of big dicks?  I understand how sexy that really is, so call and we can talk about my experiences and your fantasies about gang bangs.

    Naughty & Nice

    I am a mature woman with real sexual experiences. Like fine wine I taste sweet on your lips and go straight to your head. Naughty and nice, I am a slutty lady who really enjoys men. A study in contrasts so to speak since I am extremely kinky, even aggressive and can be very demanding with a strong inclination for Dominance. Then again, I can also be submissive for the right man. And I do enjoy soft sweet lovemaking as much as hot, wet, and wild more animalistic fucking. 

    I’m very oral, very anal. I have a very talented tongue. And I just love to have my tight little asshole reamed and rammed every bit as long hard and deep as my juicy cunthole. I like to join in on the fun and often do as you listen to me use my wide assortment of toys and we cum together. 

    I would love to satisfy your secret fantasies, whatever they may be, nothing is too shocking for me. In fact I like trying new things and surprising my lovers. 

    I am a down to earth woman, playful, highly intelligent, and creative. In my free time I enjoy biking, boating and the beach. I also like nude gardening, music, reading erotica, and dancing. I am very loyal and expressive and love to kiss. I’m good enough to eat!

     

    Finger lickin good!

    Sorry guys I haven’t updated my blog. As my little brother says (My Bad). I’ve been hearing it from my callers and they’ve been missing me. I feel the love and me likie!
     
    On a sexual note: I love to be finger fucked! Wether I’m the one who’s fingering my pussy or a guy, it doesn’t matter. I love the deep penetration! Of course silly I love cock! But sometimes I’m totally in the mood for some fingers and of course the bigger and longer the fingers the better! I’m the slut who will grab your fingers right out of my pussy and shove them into my mouth so I can taste the sweetness! Or sometimes, when you’re fingering me I will stick my fingers in my pussy too and both our fingers can glide up my tight pussy walls together. The deeper the better and of course when you hit the jackpot spot I will CUM LIKE CRAZY all over! So, if you ask me… sometimes I’m totally in the mood for some finger action and give your dick a break!
    ~The One And Only~
    M.M.

    Small dicks makes me :)

     I’ve been very busy today milking all BIG cocks very hard! Small dicks aren’t allow to cum! It’s a sunny day today and I feel so good after 5 days of it being cloudy. I went to a party last night and it was very foggy. It took me and my friends 2 hours to drive home, but we had a lot of fun at the party and saw so many cute boys! One of my girlfriends was wondering if they have  big dicks or not. lol (yeah.. I was wondering too but I didn’t say it!!) I’ve seen many small dicks and sissy sluts it’s no wonder how they always show up to parties alone. I wonder how they use these tiny useless dick? I bet they will stay single rest of their lives! I know for sure of that!  Their lefty and righty must be their forever girlfriend and wife.. SAD! But makes me laugh and giggles so I love it! I’m up and ready to rock your horny big cock with full of cum and humiliate your small dick!

    Oh the things I’ve learned though out my years….

    I’ve learned a few things through my years of fucking around. Every experience has taught me something new. Here is my Top Ten List of things I have learned:

    10. Size does matter!!! If you’re looking for a good butt slammin’ fuck, the bigger the better. There’s nothing like feeling the tip of a rock hard dick pounding against your belly button from the inside!!! However, if you are looking for pure comic entertainment you can’t beat (literally), a teeny weeny. They say laughter is the best medicine and a puny pecker is like a double dose of fine brandy!!! I just can’t explain the pleasure of watching some big wheel standing there with his John Thomas nipped between his fingers and rubbing it like he’s rolling a booger while I get nailed by a ten inch bowel buster!!! LOL… LOL… LOL

    9. If 1 is good 2 is better and 3 is still not enough. Having my pussy stretched is pure pleasure. Having my face fucked is bliss. Feeling my ass plundered is absolute joy, but having all three stuffed at once is the ultimate in orgiastic pleasure. Especially if some poor schmuck of a diddle dick is forced to watch!!!

    8. A musky pussy is the best perfume a woman can wear. Don’t spiff it up with powders and douches. Young or old, men love to bury their face in a thick musky cunt and scrub their face back and forth. There’s a reason they call a moustache a flavor saver.

    7. Titties that have suffered the effects of gravity wrap around a stiff dick real nice. They also jiggle and bounce and swing and sway oh so nice!!!

    6. Stinky old ladies panties attract mother-fuckers like flies. On your ass or in the hamper there’s always some sissy little pervo that wants to scratch and sniff!!!

    5. The bigger the cock stuffed into your mouth the more cum will shoot out of your nose.

    4. If a man strokes his cock the same way all the time it will develop a curve. Talk to a masturbatrix like me to avoid this DEFORMITY.

    3. There is no shame in having a turd drop out after a 12 inch cock is popped from your poop chute! I’ve taken some massive pricks up the back door and I’ve slammed a foot or so of latex into a few “man”ginas and there is always something that chases it out. It just comes slipping and sliding down that will well lubed butthole. Let’s face it… SHIT HAPPENS!

    2. Husbands are only jealous of their wives fucking a big black cock when they don’t share or at least let them watch!

    1. If a baby can shoot out your cunt a fist can be jammed in! I know from experience!!!

    A New toy for an Old toy

    She couldn’t wait to put it in his ass. She bought the strap-on almost on a whim; she had been walking by Good Vibrations and saw it proudly displayed in the window, almost like it was begging her to come inside. It was black and good sized. The light made it seem shiny. When she touched it, the silky smoothness had her hooked. This was her cock.

    The harness was just as beautiful. Black leather with metal studs, it reminded her of some dirty cowboy movie with cheesy one-liners, but she didn’t care. It was perfect, too.

    When she walked inside her little one bedroom apartment, he wasn’t around. She called for him, slightly coquettish, eager to tease and touch. But she couldn’t find him anywhere. She shrugged and went into the bedroom, shedding clothes along the way. By the time she reached the bed, she was wearing nothing but her lacy black bra and panties. She wished vaguely for her garters, but all thought vanished as she took out her new purchase and laid it on the bed in front of her.

    She stood there for a couple beats, looking at the sleekness and perpetual hardness of the black cock and felt herself getting wet. She’d wait for him but she would just try it on and see how it looked.

    She slipped her panties off and picked up the harness. It smelled like leather and reminded her of his aftershave. She felt warmth spreading along her body as she buckled the straps around herself tight.

    The leather crisscrossed in the back, making a very sexy pattern on her lower back. God, she loved it when he licked her there…

    She looked at herself in the mirror, full breasts still bound, and her pussy lips full and moist, just barely visible under the harsh black straps. She posed, arching her back and watching her reflection. She let down her blonde hair, shaking it out crazily over her smooth shoulders. She looked like a minx!

    Suddenly she needed to see herself with the hard cock thrusting out from her body. She wanted that juxtaposition so badly her clit ached.

    The dildo fit the harness perfectly snug. It didn’t shift around like her last strap on. This one was worth the money.

    Standing in front of the mirror, she reveled in the astonishing view. There she was, petite and blonde, purely feminine and gorgeous, but then attached to her body, just under the smoothness of her flat stomach was this huge black cock jutting out defiantly. It was so different and so fucking hot.

    Strangely enough, she felt herself blushing as she raised a hand to touch it. It felt foreign to her, as if she wasn’t supposed to be feeling its smoothness, when just five minutes ago she was calling it her own cock!

    Tentatively she ran a fingertip over its thick surface, feeling the bumps and grooves that model a real dick. She watched herself in the mirror and found her embarrassment fading into arousal. She was hot. She licked her lips and took a deep breath, her breasts swelling against the bra.

    She reached up and unhooked it, releasing her ravaging breasts. They were beautiful and she knew it; plump and perfectly shaped Ds with pert little pink nipples that were already erect with excitement. She squeezed them, appeasing their ache. Her breasts always ached to be touched when she was aroused. They needed to be suckled and pinched. She grasped them and looked in the mirror at the beautiful woman with the huge black cock. She’d fuck herself if she could, she thought, almost laughing at the wild look in her eyes.

    She let go of her breasts and brought both hands to the strap-on. She squeezed it with one and caressed it with the other, never moving her eyes from her reflection. She was so wet she felt herself starting to drip. She slid the leather strap aside and slipped her fingers against all that wetness, finding her pulsing clit between two slick fingers and stroking it the way she wanted to stroke the cock, her cock. She closed her eyes, her head leaning back as her hair ticked her shoulder blades, heightening her arousal.

    She slid her hand back out, her glistening fingertips making a tight circle with her thumb through which the cock could pass. Her juices lubricated the mushroom head tip of the cock, wetting it, getting it ready for fucking. Her pussy spasmed and she thought she might come, but she wanted to wait, wanted it good and wet and hard.

    The bedside table had many goodies inside and when she dribbled the astroglide over the tip of her cock she was glad for their kinkiness. She positioned the mirror so that she could watch herself from the bed and then climbed up.

    The cock stood straight up from her body as if begging to be jerked off. God, she wanted to fuck herself so badly! So she did.

    She gripped the cock and stroked in just the same way that she loved watching him masturbate. She moved it so every stroke pressed against her clit making her moan out loud. Watching herself in the mirror increased her arousal, building her orgasm until she was jerking herself off so fast her hand was almost a blur. Every squeeze and stroke was harder than the last, she felt her ass tightening. She played with her nipples with her other hand pinching them, feeling them heat up and tingle, the pleasure going straight to her burning cunt. She fucked herself until she couldn’t take anymore and needed something filling her hot wet hole.

    She reached down and pushed two fingers deep inside her feeling that perfect spot and stroking it over and over while she continued to jerk her hard, wet cock against her clit.

    She was so almost ready to cum, when the door opened and he walked in. She stopped moving her hands but didn’t move. He looked confused for about half a second and than a grin spread across his face. She raised an eye brow and started stroking her cock again, building momentum. He watched, fascinated, the bulge growing in his tight pants. He swallowed, uncertain of his role here.

    “Care to join me, baby?” She asked suggestively. He nodded and stripped down, climbing up onto the bed.

    She didn’t even have to tell him, his lips locked around the cock and he moved between her legs, just like she had done so many times for him. He sucked and slid his hands up her legs until she felt his fingers inside her, stroking over and over and over again until she was screaming and thrusting into his mouth, raising her ass off the bed, cumming around his fingers, pushing his head onto her cock, into her clit, moaning deeply.

    Before she stopped cumming, she pushed him away and moved out from under him. The orgasm lingered as she told him to get on hands and knees. He looked a little shocked, but was so rock hard that she knew he’d love it.

    His dick stretched out under him, hard and needy as he got on hands and knees before her. She rubbed some lube onto his puckering hole, teasing him slowly, sliding her fingertip inside him as he moaned softly into the pillow. She lubed up the cock with her hand again and pushed the tip against his asshole. He shuddered with anticipation. It had been a while since they played like this and he wanted it badly.

    So he told her so, “Please fuck me.” It was almost a whisper.

    She was so high off her arousal that this plea almost sent her over the edge again.

    She gripped his hips, making sure that she could see them in the mirror and pushed inside him slowly until she was all the way in. She asked if everything was alright. When he moaned a yes and begged her for it harder, she laid her body against his back, deep inside him and made small thrusting motions with her hips, bumping his prostate in quick little jerks that had him squirming underneath her, his balls tightening against his body.

    She reached around, gripping his cock like she had done to herself earlier and stroked it with every thrust.

    Her thrusts become deeper, pulling out more and moving faster as she jerked his dick with her small hand. She watched them in the mirror, and was shocked again by how sexy she looked as she slid the cock in and out of her hot man’s ass.

    He started moaning, calling her name as he got closer and closer. His hand moved down and wrapped around hers on his cock, squeezing them tighter, their fingers sticky and wet as they jerked him harder. His breath was shallow and interspersed with moans of desire as her hips continued to buck into him, sliding the thick black cock deep into his tight ass. Each thrust bumped back against her clit until she too was moaning with ecstasy, her pussy juices dripping down her thighs. The orgasm was building and suddenly she knew that she was going to cum again as she fucked his ass.

    “I’m going to come inside you, you little bitch,” she cried out uncharacteristically and he groaned, pushing his ass to meet her thrusts; his cock was ready to burst it was so hard. Their hands continued squeezing him, forcing more pre-cum from the tip to drip onto their sheets below him.

    “Fuck me, baby,” He moaned again, “fuck me until you fill my ass with your hot cum!” She gasped, his sexy words sending her over the edge and she screamed as she felt the pressure in her body break suddenly and wash over her in wave after wave of pleasure. She thrust harder into him, slamming his ass hard with each wave of pleasure, the cock pulling on his desire and those hard thrusts combined with her cries suddenly brought him hard. His balls contracted and his dick shook in their slick hands and he shot his creamy load all over the bed as she continued to writhe over him, her climax slowing as his asshole squeezed tight in a delicious rhythm around the wet cock buried deep inside him.

    After minute she pulled out slowly and they lay there breathing heavily as their heartbeats slowed down. He looked over and saw the black dildo dripping with lube and laughed shakily. Then she looked over at him and smiled. “So I bought a new toy today.”

    He laughed again, “I see that.”

    Kissing ….in the dark

    It’s pitch black as we lay together. I know exactly where Jo is but I can’t see her. I can smell her hair, feel her toes against mine, hear her breasts move and sway as she breaths, and soon I will be tasting her sweet lips.

    I lay my hand on her thigh and start to move it upward. My hand raises with her gorgeous hips, then dives into her body as her hips give way to her chest. My hand starts to move from her side and slowly caresses her breast, stopping at a nipple. My finger circles it, slowly coaxing it alive. Both of Jo’s nipples respond to me touching only one of them, and I am greeted by a slight moan from my wife’s mouth.

    My hand continues its journey up and rests upon Jo’s face, soft, and gentle. I move my hand closer to my own and Jo’s face follows, no need to grab or push when lust will do the work for you. Our lips meet, and our tongues dart out to touch each other, each of us probing for approval to open wider and let our tongues play. They glide across each other, dancing as our lips come together, a never ending ballet of who’s tongue is in which mouth. It ends with Brandy nibbling on my tongue and quickly jumping towards my upper lip to bite on that as well.

    After rescuing my lips from my wife’s mischievous teeth, I kiss her chin, then her collar bone, resting my mouth there and licking the sensitive skin near her neck. I savor the salty taste of Brandy’s body and move on. I slowly move my mouth down to her breasts. I ignore the nipples as they are still diamond hard. Instead I hold her ample bust, tickling the underside with my tongue, constantly shocking her with the pain of my teeth. A tender lick, and a heart felt caress from my fingers, punctuated by the sharp pain of my teeth. I alternate between pleasure and pain as I move between both breasts, teasing and pinching. The more I do this the harder it becomes, Jo has begun to breath hard with excitement.

    I end the torment of my wife’s breasts, by kissing both nipples and allowing my tongue to flow down between them, only to continue down, stopping only for an instant at the navel, where she tries to moan, but instead gasps with pleasure because I’ve finally allowed my hands to play and they are in between her thighs. My mouth continues its travels until I can smell what my hands have only hinted at; my wife’s vagina, engorged with arousal and moist with her own juices.

    I let my fingers glide across her moist lips collecting moisture for what is to cum. My tongue is placed upon her clit, where it slowly strokes upward, causing my wife to breath even harder. Once my fingers have stroked her lips long enough I gently place a finger at her opening, putting as much pressure on it as possible without entering. My wife calls out “Oh God, fuck me” and I simply respond by sucking on her clitoris, and finally letting my fingers penetrate her. My fingers glides in and out, slowly at first, but then faster, keeping pace with Jo’s feverish breathing, all the while my tongue is at her clit caressing and sucking, and at times bitting. My wife’s vagina starts to convulse around my fingers and I know she’s going to climax soon, so I stop. Her only response is “Damn you” as I glide up to her head in the darkness and place my fingers in her mouth, which she goes on to clean all of her juices from. Then I finally kiss her allowing her to taste my pussy soaked tongue. As we kiss I reward her with exactly what she wants.

    My cock, stiff from all the playing, presses against Jo’s lips and I slowly enter her, making sure she can feel every inch, every vain as I delve into her pussy. She breaths in and bites my lip, unable to process the pleasure she is feeling in the dark. I begin to move faster, and with more purpose, pushing my cock along the walls of her vagina, filling and stretching it with every stroke, and then pulling out, till just my head is left and she feels empty. With the emptiness she moans and I reply by driving myself into her pushing her senses beyond ecstasy.

    As I’m thrusting, I reach for her tits, giggling with her furious breathing. My hands latch on and squeeze and massage them, pinching the nipples. My wife’s moans turn to out right screams. I keep thrusting and feel her tighten around my shaft. He voice response with “OH GOD YESSS,” hissing at the pleasure. I continue my assault on her body and I feel the tightening of Jo’s pussy around my cock. I enjoy the wet sound it makes as it slides in and out of her. The feeling is intense, and I feel a tightening in my balls and know that I can’t last much longer.

    I lean down to kiss her. Crazed with lust, she forces her tongue into my mouth, and bites my lip. She removes her mouth from mine and places it next to my ear. She stops her screaming and moaning and whispers in my ear, “I’m cumming.” Her pussy starts to squeeze uncontrollably on my cock, Jo’s voice turns into a stifled squeak, audible sounds only released as I pound into her. Her legs rap tightly around me with her toes curling to touch my back and her hands and nails dig into my shoulder.

    The pain of her nails, and the pleasure of her pussy cumming on me sends me over board as well. My balls tighten and I can feel it start. Within a seconds I thrust into Jo and explode, delivering to her the gift of my orgasm. I lose all sense of reality and just enjoy the feeling of my seamen racing out of my cock and into my wife. I come back to reality and my wife and I start to breath softer, both satisfied. We lay together in the darkness, holding each other, enjoying the feeling of each other’s heat and sweat and we fall asleep kissing in the dark.