It’s Spring Break!
I spent some time at the beach and couldn’t believe how many losers were there. By looking at their wives/girlfriends, it’s no wonder why they were staring me.
There you were sitting with your sun screened nose, plaid trunks with your tiny dick, and next to your repulsive woman – YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER. I’m glad to give you that few moments of eye candy that you can jack off too later, but you are worthless to me.
What cracks me up is these guys don’t know they’re a loser. They think they can attract a girl like me? HA HA!
Sad. Pathetic.
I went to a bar on the beach, had a drink, and asked the bartender for a pen and napkin. I went back and handed the loser the napkin that had my name on it, and I written out Phone Sex Loser Line- 866.403.2903
He called me the very next day and wanted me to humiliate him for an hour. Go figure. I can spot a loser anywhere.
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