Got Morning Wood? No Problem!

Tell the truth. When the scraps of your dreams slip away and your cock wakes up before you do, you wish there was a warm and soft hand bringing you to your senses, instead of your own calloused palm, right?

Your whole life, since that first Morning Wood . . . you lie in bed and try to pull back those nasty thoughts that got your meat throbbing. You push back the inbred guilt and toss one off, just to get your mind off of it.

Even when you are out of town on business, you pound it quick and quiet, dumping your load into a discarded sock, or blown into last night’s room service tray . . . grunting low, because you know the hotel walls are thin, and your voice carries.

It can be a frustrating cycle, jerking every morning and itching for more by lunch. Don’t despair babe, there’s a woman who can start your day off just right!

Arrange your sensuous wake up call with me, and feel like hitting the floor running. No more spending too much time in bed, all alone . . . trying to crank one out, just to get your ass in gear, when you can arrange for an erotic beginning to your stress-filled days?

Get that special wake up and arrange your Morning Wood or Nooner Need. Call today!

 

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