Phone Sex
Do you need a map? Directionally challenged? You seem to be lost. Yes I am talking to you. If you were not lost then you would be where you belong, on your knees beneath me. Serving my needs. The needs of my pussy and ass. Thats right bitchboy, you heard me correctly. Drop to your knees and show my ass and pussy just how much you wish it was yours.
Above special ends 01/17/2010
Nothing makes me happier then when someone tells me I don’t look like I could possibly have 2 kids. Saying that is like giving me a big piece of birthday cake. Just makes my day.
Well my son is getting at that age where he is bringing over buddies after school. I have always found it hilarious that moms would dress slutty around their kids friends. Now that I am in the same situation I find myself doing exactly that. Its flattering to have young boys flirting with you. Then again I pretty much dress sexy all the time and thrive on any attention from any and all guys. I love to tease and flirt that is for sure.
I find myself fantasizing lately about my sons friends. I am sure those teen cocks are absolutely full of cum for mommy. I think my biggest fantasy lately has been me with a father and son. One of my sons friends and his dad. Double penetrating my tight mommy pussy. Mmmmmmm.
So many mommy fantasies to drive me crazy. The other night I had a dream that I was at my sons PTA meeting and his teacher was cumming on to me while tellin me that my son only had a C in his glass. Me being the good mommy that I am decided to help my baby boy earn and A in his class. I got caught on the floor on my knees sucking off the teacher when the next parent barged in for their meeting. So then I decide to blow that parent too being I noticed he had a bulg in his pants when he walked in the room. Was a pretty hot dream indeed.
Then of course there is the fantasy of going to one of my sons football games and helping him win his game by seducing all the young boy players on the other team. Distracting them by teasing them to the point that they can’t concentrate from raging hardons in their football uniforms. Then of course when my sons team wins I have to thank the coach by taking him up to the announcment booth after the game and bending over for him while he plows my pussy doggie style.
Ok I admit it, perhaps I am a bit of a slutty mommy, but that is a good thing right?
You come home from work tired and stressed out. Wanting nothing more than to take a hot shower and watch the football game. Me being the fabulous girlfriend that I am, have planned out the perfect evening for my hard working man.
Your favorite team boxers and tshirt are laying out on the bed. I dry you off when you get out of the shower, massaging you lightly with a little playful rubdown. After you get dressed I tell you to close your eyes and follow me. I grab your hand and drag you down to the tv room. When you open your eyes you see that I have made us a pallet out of fluffy pillows and blankets on the couch. On the table is an array of your favorite snacks. You give me a kiss of thanks and lay down and stretch out and get comfortable and start munching on some chips & dip.
I curl up next to you and watch the game with you.
Then comes the big halftime show. I am not talking about the cheerleaders and marching band on tv. I am talking about my big halftime show just for you. Me on my knees right there pulling your cock out of your boxers and taking it in to my mouth and slowly licking and sucking it as I feel it grow in my mouth.
The band is playing and the cheerleaders are cheering but the only thing you are looking at is your hard shaft as my lips go up and down it. My lips are cheering you on, encouraging you to give me that big finale. I start sucking harder, squeezing you. You can tell I won’t be happy until you give me that delicious hot load of yours. My lips are begging you to feed me. As you shoot your load down my throat all you think to yourself is that you have the best girlfriend ever.
Phonesex is the best job ever. I get to cum all day every day. What could possibly be better than that? I lay in my bed looking and feeling as sexy as can be and talk to tons of totally hot guys day in and day out. I am totally appreciative of being here at Klassy Kats. Since being a Klassy Kat I have discovered that I really am a dirty girl. I used to be fairly vanilla, but not any more.
Honestly when I first started it was just a job. Lets talk about sex and masturbate together. Good times. As time passed though and I started talking about more and more kinky and taboo stuff I started getting turned on more and more. Now I find myself implementing my phone fantasy world in to my real sex life. Doing things in real life I never even knew anything about just a couple of years ago.
The first real life thing I tried was a little bit of strap-on play. When I was talking to my boyfriend at the time about letting me try it on him I really didn’t expect it to do much for me. Just thought it was something new and different to try. Surprise Surprise! It turned me on probably as much as it did him. My pussy was just juicy as all hell while I was fucking him.
Then I decided to try a little incest. Me and my brother were hanging out together and I totally seduced him. He didn’t know what hit him. I was all over him and even if he had wanted to say no I wasn’t waiting to give him that option. Within minutes I had his cock pulled out and was bouncing up and down on it like it was the best cock I had ever had. When he shot his load in me I had the best orgasm I could ever hope for. Something about knowing my brother’s sperm was shooting up in me just drove me crazy. Incest is certainly on the top of my list for favorites. I can’t wait to fuck more and more of my family. I have some pretty sexy cousins and uncles too.
Then I progressed on from there to trying more and more taboo things. The dirtier I get, the dirtier I crave to be. Really I want to try it all atleast once. Now that I know that some of the things I never thought I would enjoy have turned me on I don’t want to cheat myself out of one single climatic opportunity.
So my goal for 2010 is to play with more and more of you dirty taboo guys! To try new things and to take some of the already tried things and go even deeper in to taboo land with them. Lets be dirty, and let be sensual and have lots or orgasms in 2010!
All guys love to be petted. A tender touch, a soft kiss. Don’t you want to come home from work and be greeted by a warm and attentive woman? Not some caddy chick that is always bitching and complaining but a real woman who knows that peace of mind and a soft touch is all that most men want in life?
You want to be appreciated for who you are. You want a woman who is a lady, but who is also that slut that you need in the bedroom. A woman that knows how to tease and seduce. A woman that knows how to touch you in every way. Intimacy is about growing bonds and sharing.
Lets get intimate together babe, and bring the New Years in right…
I went to the mall the other day with a very close guy friend. We stopped at a couple of stores checking things out. We went to Victoria Secret because I wanted to try on a couple of bras that just came out. The store was so packed due to holiday shoppers and men walking around feeling uncomfortable trying to buy their wife/girlfriend something sexy for Christmas.Sweeter than Sugar-Plums are these Kitties Three,
Each Lass,
Full of Sass
Not more Fun could they be!
They dont Cum in a Box,
Though they have one, you know
So you should fill it with something
for your little Ho-Ho-Ho HOE!
So, grab Your Own Christmas Belle
for some fun under the tree,
But dont wear yourself out
Cuz the Last Fucks for ME!!!
Cookie Kisses,
Savannah
I could imagine the fake giggles could get rather annoying from a “younger girl” in your ear. Daddy this and hehe that. What ever happened to sensual pleasing? With me being a mature woman I find myself more experienced than the average pig tailed wanna-be teenager that knows absolutely nothing about the male anatomy. Leave the ultra stimulating phone sex with the “big girls” and feel comfortable with someone who knows what the hell she’s talking about. Word from the wise gentlemen, mature phone sex is just incredibly fucking better!
Hi Guys! 
I wish I was able to elaborate a bit more about this,but you know, patient/doctor confidentiality and all….
We had an amazing session….post hypnotic suggestions…do you find yourself doing things, and not knowing why?Craving things? Strange things? Are you now afraid? Don’t be. I am here solely for your pleasure. The things I Have suggested to your subconscious will make you shiver with delight. You beautiful cock will spring to attention when I desire it too…and ONLY when I desire it too.You belong to me now, but you will be a happy captive, I promise….addicted to my words, my cooing voice, my velvet tongue…..every sentence wraps around you, encircling you with a dizzying desire… you cock throbs…you can think of nothing else but of begging me to never, ever stop.
To never release this hold I have on you. And I never will.
