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You Missed A Spot

Seems like someone is in big trouble with me. Imagine my annoyance and surprise when I pulled down my silk panties to find a brown spot. To make matters worse, I was with my favorite fuck. I know you don’t expect him to be a clean up boy? Do you, bitch? 

            Now you have an even bigger clean-up job to take care of.  You’re in for quite the treat, as this will be so messy. Is that dried jizz between my perfect tits? Apparently it is, so get to cleaning it. Is it caked up all in my ass crack?  You have no one to thank but yourself for that. 

Spread my cheeks wide. Just look at that big, sexy mess. I suggest you put a pillow under those boney knees, because this is going to take a long time to clean up

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

Morning Coffee

   

       

I was running so late this morning that I didn’t have time to take care of personal matters. I wasn’t but a few minutes into my Starbucks Carmel Frapp, when I knew my tummy was brewing.  I do love that feeling. The problem was I love to play with my clit while pooping, but I was at Starbucks. I felt like both ends needed attention.

                 I ran to the restroom, and noticed a bit of brown when I pulled down my panties. Now, I was really getting horny. My panties smelled so fucking good. Maybe if I smear a bit of the smelly, warm brown stuff on my nipples. Oh, that fucking feels so good. 

There’s a knock at the restroom door. He asks me if I could possibly hurry. I wonder if he can smell my pussy and ass? Should I? I tell him, the door isn’t locked. 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

Worship My Ass, Bitch!

Make no mistake bitch boy, when it comes to worshiping my ass I am very demanding. I will straddle your face and suffocate you with my ass. You will kiss and lick every little crevice of my asshole, and I want it nice and clean. While I am facesitting you, I text my girlfriends to come over for some fun.

When they show up, I demand you to be our toilet slave for all of us. We have you lay down as we squat over you and force you to drink our hot piss and wipe our assholes clean with your tongue.

When we are done with you, you’ll be drenched in piss and ass juices smeared all over your face.

 

 

Written By: Phoenix
Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-9733
Email- phoenixwillruinyou@gmail.com

 

 

 

What’s Red and Brown All Over

                 You just can’t wait to see me in person. We met online, and we have been teasing, and flirting.  You seem to like a girl in control, don’t you? 

   We met at my favorite Mexican restaurant.  You looked so sexy in your tight jeans, and button up shirt. We had Margaritas, and ate till full. I actually have one hell of an appetite for a small girl. Guys can’t believe how much I can shove in my mouth. LOL!

We got back to my house, and clothes were off before we even made it past the front door. I was so fucking horny! I was getting this feeling in my tummy. I did eat a lot, but it was more than that. Maybe cramps?  Sex and exercise is always good for that, so we kept going. 

The room was pretty dark, and we never got around to turning on the lights. You spent hours between my legs. I came over, and over again on your face. We kept at it for hours, till we finally passed out.

I woke up to the sun coming in the window, when I got the first look at your face.  What’s red and brown all over? 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

Did Santa Let You Down?

             Oh no! Christmas is over and you didn’t get anything you wanted from Santa. Do you know why that is? It seems you’re a big ole perv and Santa didn’t understand your present requests. You have bags and bags of chocolate candy now. You don’t even have a sweet tooth so what the heck was he thinking? 

I just hate seeing you so disappointed. Don’t worry, I knew exactly what you were begging Santa for. Not exactly chocolate, but just as sweet, and tasty. I’ve been preparing for you and trust me, your present will be huge! 

               It does seem however, that part of your present is on the sexy cock of my boyfriend. Let me rub it all over your face. Oh my, I see that clitty growing in your pants. 

 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

Desperate

Desperate is the best word that describes a loser like you. You’re so desperate for all my bodily fluids, especially my nasty, smelly shit. From the time you wake up, to the time you go to bed, you think about my beautiful, brown puckered hole.

You dream about your face being inches from my asshole. You wait patiently as you see my asshole starting to open and a big, brown turd appears. You’re so hungry for my shit, it’s like you haven’t eaten in days. You just need one lick, one taste, to satisfy your craving of me.

You desperately hope that I got fucked in my ass by a real man who can pleasure me. There’s nothing you crave more than my shit covered in cum. You don’t even care whos cum, you just want to taste the strangers jizz and my shit in one big mouthful.

Perhaps, you’re so desperate that you would even taste your own cum and shit. You’re that much of a loser to do something so pathetic like that.

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

Asswipe And Shitstain

What is it about super nasty, taboo, twisted roleplays that makes a person so horny? I have been experimenting  sexually lately with practices that normally wouldn’t excite me. Here is the thing though, it’s with a girl that is so hot, it’s unreal.  She comes in a pair.  I affectionately named them Asswipe and Shitstain. 

I met Shitstain a few months ago.  You know at first, his fetish sort of grossed me out. I made fun of him and called him Ass. Things changed once I met Asswipe. I was willing to do anything she wanted. 

  I found the whole experience so fucking liberating. I mean your man wants anal, but you are nervous about it. If you no longer care if he gets shit on his dick, it is amazing! 

The first time, after we finished fucking, I completely cleaned his dick. I sort of knew then I was getting hooked on nasty, dirty, sloppy fucking. 

The sexy, dirty things I could tell you about those two. Call me and let’s get nasty!

 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

 

 

 

 

Toilet Fag

I talk to this real loser. Do you want to know how pathetic he really is? He pays for this blog. Yes, you read that write. He wants the whole world to know how much of a toilet fag he is.

He’s married with kids. When Jonny T goes to bed at night, he dreams of my shit and big cocks. When he’s having sex with his wife named Claire, he thinks about shit and that makes him cum. His wife has no idea that her husband needs to think about these things in order to cum. In fact, he even conceived his kids thinking about cum and shit.

He’s been missing for a little while but he always comes back to me. He will always be my toilet fag and he can’t get enough of my filthy, nasty shit. 

FUCK IT! He’s suck a pathetic loser- I am going to charge that dump muncher an extra $200 just so he knows I OWN is faggot ass for LIFE. Gulp, Gulp SUCK IT DOWN, Jonny T

 

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Written By: London
Call London @ 1-866-949-5810
Email: lavishinglondon@aol.com

 

 

Dinner Is Served

           

    Can you imagine such a tasty treat waiting for you in your bed?  Just look at my perfect little pussy and butthole.  I did something special just for you. Come-on, get closer. Rub your face all over my holes. Don’t my holes smell amazing? 

You’re so excited and can’t wait to hear what I did just for you. I had a date last night and he had a huge cock! I let him fuck my tight ass till he gave me a huge load. You know the sort of load only a man with a huge cock can do.

I put in a butt plug to keep the jizz in all night. Then I drank lots of water and ate a big bowl of chili. Oh wow, that little thing of yours sure got hard at the thought.

You’re salivating now. Wipe the drool off your chin and get to licking. You never know what yummy treat you might find.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
Call Torrie @ 1-866-415-2934
Email- teentorrie@aol.com

 

You Are What You Eat

    Hey shit face! I know exactly what you have been doing in my bathroom. At first, I thought you were just smelling my dirty panty’s from the hamper. Maybe doing some snooping in my walk-in closet. That wasn’t it at all. Now, was it?

Did you forget to lock the door? I saw you on the bathroom floor just cleaning my toilet with your tongue. Just what the fuck is wrong with you, loser?

I say this because you could have been getting your chocolate treats directly from the source. Now I know, so no need to hide it any longer. 

Get on your knees shit face! Put your head all the way back, making me the perfect toilet seat. Bury that tongue in my sweet ass. If you keep it in long enough and if you are very lucky , you just might get to smell my sweet perfume farts. 

Go deeper, till you can pull out some of my delightful not ready yet shit. Chew on those perfect brown grapes, savor them.

Thirsty? Time for my hot, tangy piss.  Eat and drink up, bitch.

 

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
Call  Malaya @ 1-866-659-8370
Email: malayamax@aol.com