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Hello There Boys! I’m Granny Sylvia. I’m one of the kinkiest granny’s that you can cum in or on! I have no inhibtions what so ever. If it feels good I do it and if I cum hard I keep on doing it. I do all kinds of kinky role-plays such as mommy/son, auntie/nephew/, granny/young boy, incest and family fun. Or maybe you want to play with your boss or your secretary? Anything at all goes with me. I love foot fetishes, golden and brown showers, k-9 and beastiality. The possiblities are endless. I will do whatever it takes to make us both cum. If your a panty or sissy boy I will dress you and do your make-up. So, I’m waiting by the phone with my sexiest lingerie and my favorite toys because it’s always better to play with a friend.
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He said he craved the taste of me. Of course I thought he meant my pussy so I was more than happy to oblige him by squatting over his face and putting my clit right on his lips. He licked and sucked for a while and then he begged to taste more of me. I asked him what it was that he wanted to taste and he told me “EVERYTHING” that I had to offer.
Of course I laughed because guys say that all the time but rarely actually mean “EVERYTHING”. He started to whimper and beg to taste more of me. I reach down and wrap my hands around his cock and pull it hard, hard enough to make him whimper. I tell him I want to hear exactly what it is he craves. He screams out that he wants to taste all of my bodily fluids now.
I laugh again as I start to release a hot stream of piss right in his mouth. He gargles with it. Really. He takes my piss in to his mouth as if its mouthwash and minty fresh and gargles with it. At that exact second I start getting incredibly horny and incredibly wet.
He then reaches up and grabs a hold of my ass and starts begging me for my shit. Now I couldnt possibly denigh him now could I? I start squeezing it out of my brown asshole and he starts eating it like its the best meal he has ever had.
Fabulous call my shitty slut!
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I just had one of my first and hottest scat calls in a long time. He surprised me with a diaper and then to my amazement he made me put it on standing up. To add to the embarrassment of the whole thing he made me scream to the world “I AM SHITTING MYSELF. I AM SITTING IN MY OWN SHIT AND I LOVE IT.” As if I wasn’t embarrassed humiliated and disgusted enough, he made me sit down thus smearing gobs of smelly shit all over my ass. I moved back and forth and side to side smearing my brown poop every which way. After a while he let me take off the shit diaper but I had to smear the mess all over my tits and face. Now I was covered and smelling like shit. As one final act of degrading I had to take a glop of it and smear it all over my cunt and even jam pieces of poop in my pussy all while he laughed me and mocked me. After half an hour I was finally allowed to shower and clean myself up but the damage and humiliation had been done!
Daddy always said I was so luscious as he slipped his hand up my uniform after school. He would squeeze my perky ass, push me into the bathroom, throw me on the floor bend me over the bathtub, and slide his big black cock into my tight pink pussy. Finally he would hold me by my throat and pour the cum from his dick down into my mouth. As I got older, I would join Daddy in the shower. When I saw how much he loved having the bar of soap stuffed into his ass, I realized the power I had. In that bathroom, I learned how to submit and dominate. Knowing Mom could hear our incestuous moans, then cleaning our cum off the floor and tub turned me on!
I love to toy with younger men as a Mommy, Domme, or Whore. I welcome men of all races and careers to enjoy this body. Daddy got so hard watching me fuck the patrons at the bar he owned. I loved the drunken gang bangs on the pool table, or golden and brown showers in the men’s bathroom. Daddy expected me to show his mistresses how he liked to fuck, and many times I’d fuck them too. I masturbated watching Daddy rape any unwilling woman, he’d cum all over her, and as I licked it off her body, Daddy would dig his face into my bush.
Picture me smothering my creamy caramel body all over you. Suck on my big brown nipples, then spread my ass-cheeks like pudding and scoop into the deliciousness that is LUSCIOUS! I can be your sweet chocolate chunk or your wicked Black bitch. Its all up to you, call me with your choice!
I just got done with a totally hot taboo phone sex call! This guy was my HUMAN TOILET! He licked, sucked shit right outta my dirty asshole. Don’t worry though he got to wash it down with my nice, warm pee. I used his nose and tongue to get myself off and then let him put a huge straw up my ass to suck out any huge turds! He did such a good job that I will defiantly let him do it again. In fact, I told him I don’t need to buy toilet paper anymore because I will just use his face and tongue! Thanks toilet Turd!
Jizz Junkie Mandee
I love when my butt sniffer perv calls me. He likes when I bend over and back my ass up right on to his face. He loves that view of my pink little asshole staring right at him. He can’t get enough of my butt smell. It’s so intoxicating to him. He can’t stop thinking about putting his pervy nose into my butt and smelling the pretty aroma! He loves to lick it and taste my sweet ass juices! Sometimes when he’s a good boy, I allow him to stick his cock deep inside my ass. I usually reward him by sucking his cock after it’s been in my dirty little brown butthole. He knows he a total butt pervert and he will be addicted to my butt for life!
Teen Delaney
Some sicko from Portage, India called me today and left the following message on my voice mail.
“Yeah, umm, I saw your ad on uhh the Internet. I’m a 35 year old white male, I’m into domination and I’m wondering if you’re into domination and fetishes? I’m really not that well hung, but I do like being at the feet of a goddess, so, umm, I also like toilet training and brown showers. I’d like to set up an appointment. Please call me at 219-331-6256.”
I entered his number into a telephone search engine and discovered that this whack job was from Portage, India. Please feel free to call my ignorant, curry loving friend and let him know that you would love to slap the shit out of him with your very well endowed man tool and that they do sell books about grammar in India too! LOL
I just had to vent! Happy Halloween everyone (Especially you J.M.)! Thank God for my sweet, normal, grammatically correct callers. Life is good!
Alex
Ass worship is a type of sexual play in which the submissive partner pays special attention to the ass, ass cheeks or anus of the dominant partner. Ass worship is one of my favorite things to do, I love to have my ass licked and kissed. I especially love sitting on a guys face while he is sliding his tongue in and out of my ass hole. Oh! and I just love to have my ass licked “squeaky” clean. I love ass worship so much because its like having a bidet with a brain. Only this bedit is focused solely on washing my ass clean and getting whatever icky stuff is left there. Sometimes, its not really about having a clean ass either; sometimes its about being amused and seeing how devoted a guy is to me and how far he will go to PROVE that devotion.
Ass worship often involves other fun things like:
Facesitting: Also called “queening,” is when a dominant partner sits on the face of the submissive partner. This is often a part of voluntary ass worship and often times forced ass worship. Forced ass worship “queening” is basically for the purpose of the submissive to have forced oral-anal contact.
Rimming: A type of oral sex that involves one person licking, kissing, sucking and tonguing another person’s anus (ass hole).
Enema play (Klismaphilia): Enema’s can be administered prior to anal sex or other types of anal play such as rimming and fingering. I usually like to give myself enema’s regularly with an at-home enema kit. The kit I have comes with a red enema bag, that looks like a hot-water bottle and a white tube, with a nozzle, that is attached to the enema bag. I like to get in my bath-tub, fill my ass with warm water using the enema nozzle and just relax. I love the feeling of having my stomach filled with warm water. When I release an enema, it cleans my butt right out! Then, I can do fun ass play/worship with my clean ass hole.
Coprophilia: Some people who enjoy ass worship have a paraphilia (fetish) called coprophilia. This is also called “scat” fetish. Someone with a scat fetish typically enjoys being exposed too, playing with and consuming another person’s feces. In terms of ass worship, dominant persons enjoy forced coprophilia.
Brown showers: This is similar to the scat fetish in that it involves one person being exposed to another’s feces. typically brown showers is sexual slang for one person defecating on another.
Cleveland Steamer: A type of brown shower that involves one person defecating on the chest of another.
Dirty Sanchez: A type of virtual brown shower or scat play in which one partner smears feces on the face of another partner…in the form of a mustache.
Ass to Mouth: The receiving partner of an ass fucking, sucks the cock or object that was just in his or her ass hole. If a guy is fucking a female, he will take his cock out of her ass and make her suck his cock or lick it clean. this can also be done with tow males or a female with a strap-on.
Tuesday. That must mean Mr. Thompson up first, 9:30. Mr. Brown at 11:00. New client at 1:30, Mr. Fisher. Hmm, problem there, Fisher lives across town and 4:00 client lives in the next town over. Mr. Sanders at 4:00. Tight scheduling. Mr. & Mrs. Watkins at 7:00.
Bigger day than usual.
9:30, Thompson. Maternity bra unclasped, starting with the left breast today. He suckles and soon I’m breastfeeding a 45 year-old man. He’s a good boy really, a healthy, happy baby. He’s fussy though, must have all the milk available. Such an appetite!
10:05, left breast depleted, switch to right.
“Something tastes different today,” says my baby. Ah, his first words. I’m so proud.
“My diet has been a little different over the past week. Does it still taste good?”
“Very yummy, mummy!” What a cute little boy, suckle away, you need all the strength you can get. Growing boys need mother’s milk, to grow up big and strong.
10:32. Right breast depleted, time for mother to get going.
“Same time next week?”
“No, I have to go out of town for couple of weeks, so it’ll be a while,” says he.
“Well, I’ll have plenty saved up for you then, so maybe you’ll need more time.” I love my little baby.
11:00, Brown, walking distance from Thompson’s, rather awkward, ass is really stuffed, and have to drink lots of water. Have about two litres from sports bottles. Brown is already sitting at his desk, head down in shame.
Really, getting detention again! How students learn anything these days when they spend all their time rough housing and getting into trouble. It makes me so angry, I need to enforce discipline. Time to break out the trusty old cane.
“Brown, front and centre! You’ve been very naughty haven’t you, young man?
“Yes ma’am.”
“You need discipline don’t you?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Really, a fifty year old schoolboy, getting into fights. You should be setting an example for the younger students!”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t start it, it was-,”
“No excuses Mr. Brown. You need to be punished.”
“No please, ma’am, please. I’ll do anything!”
“No, no. You need discipline. Pants down, bend over the desk!” Insolent little boy, trying to weasel out of punishment. I’ll give him the caning of his life.
WHACK! Whimpering, a little boy trying to act like a man. Well, a man needs to know pain and discipline to get through life. WHACK! Right across the buttocks. Red lines, signs that he’s learning something. WHACK, WHACK. WHACK!
He cries like the boy that he really is.
“If you want to be a man, you’ve got learn rules and discipline. If this is the only way to help you, I must punish you!” More whacks, and he begs me, please stop. But I can’t. It’s for his own good! Begging is the last refuge for hopeless little boys. He must be a man!
I whack him silly, his little bottom, once so pale, is now burning with crimson fire of shame and guilt. Yes, he shall learn from this, surely.
“Very well, Mr. Brown. Have you learned you lesson?”
“Yes ma’am,” between sobs.
“Detention is over.”
11:45, leaving Brown. In transit to Mr. Fisher. Drinking more water while riding bus across town. Another two litres, bladder really, really hurts. Need to pee, but must hold it in. Ass is uncomfortable because of bladder pressure.
1:30, Fisher residence. Balding little man in glasses and a turtleneck. Well, he just want’s acts not roles.
“Where’s your toilet?” I really need to go now.
“This way, let me get my camera.” That’s right, he wants footage. Most people don’t, it could be discovered by their relatives and expose their secret desires and stuff.
“Okay, face away, and squat over the toilet.” He leaves the seat up. Camera rolling, you’re a star girl! “Wait a minute, first fill this glass, then the rest for the flush.”
Whatever you say baldy. It’s a pretty small glass, and filling it only causes more suffering, since I have to hold back the rest. My bladder is killing me, and my ass is getting really uncomfortable. I fill the glass, then he turns the camera on himself, and drinks my pee.
“How is it?”
“Not quite as delicious as I’d been led to believe. Oh well, ready?” I nod. “Go!”
And boy do I go. It’s such a relief to be rid of all this liquid. It takes a couple of minutes to get it all out. He comes over and pats me dry with toilet paper.
“Wonderful, just exquisite.” Another satisfied customer! That’s always something to be proud of.
“So, same time next week?”
“Actually, I think just this once was good enough for me. Plus I have the tape. You’ve given me a treasured memory. Thank you so much.”
Well, I aim to please, as they say.
1:47, leaving Fisher. Catching bus to neighbouring town, have to make it to Mr. Sanders. Ass feels a little better now, but a long bus ride just leaves me itching and anxious.
4:00, Sanders.
“Hello again, well, let’s see what you’ve got for me this week!” He’s so excited, I hope I can live up to his expectations. It’s really hard to come up with a weekly surprise for Mr. Sanders, but his life is so dull, I just have to help out.
“Do you have some lubricant? I think I’ll need it.” He has some, you know it’s not the kind of stuff you can carry around with you all day. He grabs his camera. His surprises are the gift the keeps on giving, when he tapes them that is.
I apply a rather generous amount of lube to my anus, and do my best to get some up into my rectum. I’m kneeling on the couch for this, but it could get a little messy. Oh well, another surprise for him then.
I push mightily. Strain, strain, push, huff. It’s quite an ordeal getting something out of your ass that’s been up there all day long.
“Wow, you’re so amazing!” He loves these gifts. Shame his appointment isn’t later, then he could use today’s surprise with tonight’s dinner.
I push and strain. And eventually, a nice long and thick cucumber emerges from my anus. Let me tell you, it’s like getting over constipation. That first time you get something truly enormous out of your butt, you feel so much better for it.
“Oh my God! Thank you, thank you!” He shouts with glee at the rectal cucumber.
CuCUMber, get it? Nobody likes that joke.
“I’m gonna eat this right now. Time for a salad!” Well, that’s the best thanks I can get. My ass is good enough to eat out of.
4:45, that cucumber sure took a while to come out. But the bus ride home is much more relaxing for it’s absence. And the rest of my day is relaxing too.
7:00, Watkins residence. They just want someone to watch, and to operate a camera. They didn’t trust a guy, and didn’t want to ask a friend. So I get the job. And I can’t complain. It’s easy, pays well, and I like doing it.
I’m very helpful that way.
9:15, man can those guys last! Always fun to watch. Better than TV, better than a movie. I love my job. Anyway, my day is over. Time to go home and take a long bath.
