Today, you came home from school. You ran right into your room and slammed the door. I open the door. Something awful must have happened at school today. I try to talk to you, but you are so upset. I rub your back and give you little kisses on the back of your neck. You seem so inconsolable. My heart breaks to see you so unhappy.
I ask you over and over what happened at school. I didn’t get a text from a teacher notifying me of a poor test grade or other such issue. I spoon you in your bed and run my fingers through your hair, so that you know that you are home now, safe and sound in Mommy’s arms.
Finally, you break down and tell me about the mean, bigger boys in the locker room picking on you because of me. They kept calling me a “MILF.” They were making nasty comments about Mommy and her big boobs. They were teasing you about being a Momma’s boy.
Oh my! You did have a bad day. Well, my love, you are just as sweet as the day is long. You can sleep in Mommy’s bed tonight, so we can just snuggle all night.
Tomorrow, will be a brighter day! You can stay home from school tomorrow and spend the day at home playing with Mommy. After all, Mommy knows best!
XOXO
