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Dear Santa, its me Lexi!

Oh, I know. I have been very naughty. But at least I fessed up! When I sat on your lap at the mall the other night, I could tell that you …Ummmmmmm…..well, lets just say I could feel Santa’s pole heading North as I whispered all of my indiscretions to you.Now really, what would Mrs Claus say?  I will make a deal with you. No one need ever find out about the huge candycane tenting in your pants if you promise not to skip my house this year. I would love to see my stocking filled with some new toys to play with on my calls, or maybe some flavored oils and lubes to make playtime even more palatable!!!

I suspect that not many girls are so naughty that they actually make you drop your list…so sorry about that! Well actually…ok….I’m not. I love being naughty, and I dont plan on behaving like a lady anytime in the near future….sex is too much fun. Doing nasty things like sucking cock in a public place behind a cardboard Christmas tree, covering myself in that sticky frosting, making my pussy so hot that it melts the fake snow beneath me….. Mmmmmmmm I still have the taste of candy cane on my tongue…..

So really…..who IS the naughty one?

Sweet Angel Kisses,

Lexi

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Tiger Woods should of had Phone Sex!

Naughty Naughty! I guess we all know whose house Santa will be skipping this Christmas, dont we? Just like our scandalous governor, if he had simply used phonesex to satisfy his need to breed, we wouldnt have this lovely mess, now would we? There are merits to  calling a Diva such as myself,one of the most important is you NEVER LEAVE A TRAIL!

NO STD’S

NO UNPLANNED PREGNANCY, EVEN IF YA CREAM MY PUSSY!

NO INCRIMINATING SCATCHES ON YOUR BACK

NO EXPENSIVE HOTEL

NO DRINKS TO BUY

IF YOU DO GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR COCK IN YOUR HAND, TELL HER YOU MISSED HER AND WERE JUST LISTENING TO AN OLD VOICEMAIL!

BE AS TWISTED AS YOU LIKE, AND NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT “THE LOOK”.

NO FEAR OF REJECTION

YES, YOU REALLY CAN FUCK YOUR MOTHER

YES, YOU REALLY CAN FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER AND HE HOT FRIENdS

YES, YOU REALLY CAN FUCK ME!

Oh , the list goes on and on, but you get the point, right? You’d be a fool not to, and even if you do get addicted to me[and you will…] no matter how you stack it, its still cheaper than a messy divorce!!!

Love ya!

Lexi

Are you alone on Thanksgiving?

Well sugar, theres no need to fret, I will keep you company. I get so horny when I start to do all of those cute little “wifey” things… cooking, baking….it makes me wish you were here, coming up behind me in the kitchen. You wrap your arms around me, kiss my neck, squeeze me tits. You begin to untie my apron,and pull down my little capri pants. My hands are all covered with sugar and honey from the baklava I am making for dessert, as I turn and reach for your stiffening cock. I begin to caress it, stroke it as you unhook my bra, kissing me deeply. I sink slowly to my knees, and take your cock onto my tongue, tasting the sweet sugar from my hands. I want to devour you, I want you to devour me…right there on the table. You pull me to my feet, pick me up by my waist and set me on the table_on top of the marshmallows I had placed there for the candied yams. you spread me wide open…licking my sweet pussy, the marshmallows sticking to your tongue as you push them deep inside of me with your tongue and then eagerly fish them out. My nipples stifften, youre driving me mad! All I want is to feel your cock sliding up in me, pulsing, pounding, making my heart race and my pussy convulse~

~~and thats just the appetizer!~

Call me today and we can take this straight through to dessert!!;)

Blood Sports Phone sex

Some days…I am tellin ya! Today I woke up to a big bloody mess. My period came in the middle of the night, 2 days early. I guess It may have been pounded out of me by the threesome I had Wednesday night, and in that case, I guess it was worth it!!!;) .Anyway, not the nicest thing to wake up to, but I stripped the sheets and took my bloody panties out to the trash can in my bathrobe. I was enjoying a steaming hot shower, and rubbing an orgasm out [it helps with the cramps, you know…] when I heard my dog outside, completely losing his mind. I figured one of the neighborhood dogs was over at the trashcan having caught the scent of my panties in the cool morning air. I finished up, put my robe on, and crept to the window to have a peek…..

OMG.

It wasnt a dog at all! Well, not the 4 legged kind anyway! There was a guy at the can, who must have seen me make my deposit. he was standing over the trash with my bloody panties in his hand. I watched as he lifted them to his face, sniffed, and then stuck them in his mouth, sucking on them. I had never seen such a thing, right there in the middle of the street! He turned quickly and walked away, disappearing around the corner and down the hill. I bet I will see him again, probably in about a month…LOL!

Sweet Treats~

Would you like to play a little game with me? Ya see, after Halloween, I find myself with all of the bags of tiny M&Ms.  It would be a shame to let them go to waste, dont you think? SO… here is what I was thinking. We are going to play a little game of hide-n-seek. I am going to take all of these little candies and put them all over my body as I lay on the kitchen table for you.

Then, I will cover myself with whipped cream. It is going to be your job to find all of the tiny candies hidden underneath the whipped cream without using your hands.

Sound like fun? Well it had better, cuz it sounds like an awesome time to me!! Its like a little treasure hunt!

Cum get your goodies, baby… ~Lexi is waiting!

Feeling evil today, cum slaves….

HAPPY HALLOWEEN VERMIN!!!

You are a worthless excuse for a man, that is why you are here isn’t it?  A worm, a useless maggot craving the humiliation that only a perfect Mistress knows how to dish out.  Humiliating you is one of my most favorite things and nothing amuses me like a squirming worm begging — begging for more, begging for mercy, begging to be under my control. You’re pathetic enough to warrant the vitriolic verbal punishment from a Goddess such as myself.  You should feel ashamed being as wretched as you are. Your mere existence makes me want to puke.


I ll abuse your mind. I will degrade you and I will use you.  And you, my wretched worm, will pay dearly, literally and figuratively, for the privilege of being allowed in my presence. Dirty worthless slave boys have no need for anything but to serve this beautiful Goddess. You, without me, are less than nothing, a piece of shit not even worth stepping on. I know it and more importantly, your disgusting little worm dick knows it too.

This is not your typical phone sex, as a matter of fact, there may likely be no sex at all. I might let you kiss my ass and, if you’re able to pay my “cum tax,” you may even be given the privilege of humping the floor until you squeeze out a tiny drop of your maggot spooge from that tiny shrimp dick.


I’m not, however, entirely about humiliation. I am about pushing your limits in every way possible.  That’s right, I am going to have you doing things you never thought you would.  Even better, I will make you CRAVE the things that disgust you, for that is what it takes to please me.


I’ve prepared a list of other things that amuse and please me on the phone. You sad little cum dumpsters have no imagination without the one I inject into your brain, so here are a few things that makes your Goddess smile:


~ I love boys who have a foot fetish or an ass fetish.  Feet, leg and ass worship is a plus!
~ Stockings and nylons and pantyhose fetishists
~ Panties, Slips, Girdles and Assorted Lingerie (a cross dressing favorite!)

~ Forced Feminization – Crossdressing – Sissy Training – Slut Training for you pussy boys
~ Facesitting – Pussy smothering and Ass smothering
~ Cock and Ball Tease (Extra naughty boys love CBT!)

~ Cuckold Phone Sex
~ Tease and Denial with emphasis on “denial”. This includes chastity training & keyholder services.
~ ‘Submissve’ Adult Babies and diaper lovers – ab/dl
~ Anal Training, strapon sex, and forced bi, dildo play


In case you haven’t noticed, I am a harsh and demanding Mistress Goddess.  I take pleasure in your weakness, your suffering and your money.  What better use for your time and money than serving this most perfect Goddess Mistress?  Get out your wallet, pick up the phone and dial my number.

Panty Boys and Sluts, Get your Panties Here!

Hey all you panty boys out there, I just wanted to share with you that I just stocked up on Brand New Panties and am Running a Special with a 15 min  Call.
I love to have a hot steamy phone sex call with my Panty sluts as we chat about your sissy ways, your freaky hose and your sexy lingerie, how the silky panties feel and what fem name I’m going to pick for you!
Cum look for me in out chat room so I can embarrass you with your fem name in front of all my sexy girlfriends and we can set up our Hot Call.

So you want a good story?

Well, I worked LONG and HARD [lol] on this one, trying to remember every delicious detail, and just give it justice when applied to paper.. I think I accomplished it, too! Do me a favor and give me a vote if you like what you see! Thanks Guys!!

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A Great Idea!!

 I was chatting with a client today, talking abotu all sorts of different sex games and such.. and light bondage came up.

The thought alone got my juices flowing, so I thought up a little scheme…

As many of you know, I am notorious for having parties! Well how about throwing one, where I am the party favor?

my “guests” will tie my hands, blind fold me… stand me against a wall, and have their way with me.. men and women alike, for around four hours.

No ruff stuff… just hands… mouths… cocks.. and I never know who or what is doing the pleasuring! $ hours of pure erotisism…. wow.. I am going to print up the invitations right now!!!!

Super Scat…2 girlZ 1 Cup

For those of you sic lil bastards who love the Scat, and I know youre out there here is a special little treat I found just for you! And YES this is the original trailer, not the stupid ass reaction vids you find on YouTube

Enjoy, Scanks!!!

http://www.aahsex.com/videoplayer.html?/movies/mfx1209.flv