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Santa’s Naughty Helper

Oh you guys have been so naughty this weekend. I absolutely love it!!  I wish it was Christmas all year round. The wives go out and shop, and we get to play. It’s a wonderful time of year! hehe

I have been helping Santa out by keeping all you men sane this year. So go ahead, give her the checkbook and send her on her way. Then you can call me up to play.

I wanna suck your cock under the mistletoe,not kiss you. I want a candy cane shoved up my pussy, and then back in my mouth to taste myself. Can you think of other things we can do with a candy cane?!!

I want you to lay under my Christmas tree with a big bow on your big hard cock.Thats the only present i want. Your’ big stiff cock in my mouth, my pussy, my ass.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM   forget about the Christmas cookies. Your cock tastes better.

So, let Santa’s Naughty Helper destress your holiday.  Whatever you want for Christmas, I will be happy to give.

Call Santa’s Naughty Helper at  1-866-687-5486

I want to fulfill my Master

Perfection is what a Master craves.  Perfection in body, performance and behavior.  That is my goal with every Submissive experience.  To give my Master the perfection that both his mind and cock crave.  To not only fulfill your sexual needs, but your mental needs as well.

I may need to be used, abused and hopefully to eventually cum, but its not about my needs.  It is about your needs.  What does it take to totally satisfy you?  Not just for you to cum, but for you to be sated.  When you are done useing me I want your cock and balls to be drained and your mind to be relaxed.  Allow me to fulfill you Master, please?

Got Viagra?

Viagra and Food

A woman asks her husband, ‘Would you like some bacon and eggs, a
slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?’

He declines. ‘Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s
this Viagra,’ he says. ‘It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.’

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. ‘A bowl of
soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?’

He declines. ‘The Viagra,’ he says, ‘really trashes my desire for food.’

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. ‘Would you
like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?’

He declines again. ‘No,’ he says, ‘it’s got to be the Viagra….I’m
still not hungry.’

‘Well,’ she says, ‘Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving.’

Public Fucks! … Phonesex with Autumn

I do love the holidays not because of the fun and merriment sure to abound, but because each year, I go home, and see my old friend. This is a very special friend, and when I am with him, we can’t seem to keep our clothes on, and our hands off each other! The other day I called him to let him know my arrival time, and he excitedly asked if we were planning a sequel to our session last year. Last year, he picked me up from the airport, and the minute we got in the car, he had me down and undressing me, mouth on my breasts, and hands rubbing my already wet pussy through my pants. We fucked right there in the passenger’s seat, and I KNOW for a fact we had a few audience members…which turned us both on even more! I told him we might even outdo ourselves this year….you see, I have a little surprise for him….before we land I will be sneaking off into the airplane bathroom to change into my trench coat, heels, and nothing else….and before we even make it out of the terminal, we will be in the bathroom, me bent over the sink, his cock buried balls deep in my pussy!
Happy Holidays, lover!!

Juicy Kisses,

Autumn

Daddy’s girl phonesex

Young dumb and full of cum…..honestly, I love that saying *giggles* Daddy taught me all about being young, dumb and full of cum. Well, that is till he drained it out of me almost every night! I love being a princess, and Daddy really treated me oh so well. I got anything and everything I wanted. He was so generous in my formative years, and his reward for being so sweet was me opening my legs each night, while Daddy crawled between them and slurped my slit till I came all over his face. We started our games at a tender age, and being Daddy’s “pet” means I know how to please EVERY man. You name it, I am game….so try me out….and maybe you can teach me a few new tricks….I do have my eye on a few ladies now.
Perhaps you watch me learn the ropes….I’m waiting!

Reese

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Summer is here, just in time for Christmas!

OOOOooooooo! Look it what we get to unwrap this year!! Dont you wish you were me? Or Cameron?? Santa’s naughty little helpers want to help YOU unload YOUR big sack this year! I bet you have a TON of holiday tension all built up dontcha? Kids screaming, wife nagging, work demands and holiday parties you only go to because you feel obligated??? I feel your pain. Let me be your PLEASURE! Call me and let me sooth your weary body by guiding you to complete release with my velvety voice. Feel your stress melt away as my warm soft hands glide over your body….coaxing every inch of you into stiffening erotic bliss. Slowly…deliberately … I use my mouth, my hands, and my sugar coated cunt-lips to drain every drop of cum from your aching swollen sack….

Mmmmmmmmmmmm……now doesn’t that feel better???

Candy Coated Kisses,

Summer

Sexy Black Thong

I absolutely love my tight black thongs! My ass looks so good in them. I love to wear my low rise jeans with the thong peeking out, and especially in bars and clubs where I get tons of attention. All the alcohol in those places just fuel a mans libido and it gives me plenty of opportunity to bend over and give them a nice show. I think it’s sexy to see a woman’s thong slightly showing. It leaves something to the imagination and if you have a hot ass like mine your defiantly not going home alone.

Addiction…

I’m the girl that you can’t get enough of. You try to stop. You know I’m like an addiction…but you can’t stop calling. You can’t stop craving. To know me is to need me. I’ve heard all my life about how beautiful I am. When I’m done with you you’ll realize that my brain is my best feature, and the looks are only icing! Cum get a lick!

What’s your relief?

People say it’s the most wonderful time of the year, or at least that’s the way the song goes. For me it’s the most hectic time. Trying to get everything done, every store has a line of people waiting to checkout, traffic is backed up and people aren’t the most friendliest, which certainly doesn’t help much. Meanwhile, every commercial, billboard sign has a countdown till Christmas which I feel the pressure getting heavier on my shoulders. Enough already!!!

I find my relief is taking a hot bubble bath with a glass of wine and talking to my callers. My relief is you! I enjoy making you and myself feel good. I need this just as much as you do. With a great orgasm I get from you, I feel so much more relaxed and the daily stresses just simply melt away. When I am on the phone with you, I’m not thinking about the things that haven’t got done this season. I am taken to another world with you and I absolutely love it! As much as I want and crave it from you, I also think I need it. Having great phone sex keeps me grounded and a much happier person to be around. So, whether I’m in the bath tub, cuddled up in bed, driving through bumper to bumper traffic I need that sexual relief from you.

Happy Holidays!

Madame Joanne

A Cuckolds Who Cams

Earlier today I had a phone sex caller who wanted to cam for me while he waited for his wife to get home. She is a sexy cougar who was out with her thick black boyfriend. My caller, Dan, dressed up in frilly pink sheer panties and a white cami. After I heard what his wife and her big black boyfriend have been up to, not only making Dan clean her out when she gets home from their dates but also sucking his big black cock too, I instructed him to get a shiny black butt-plug and put it in. He did it, right on cam for me to watch the whole thing, waiting nervously for them to get home. His wife must have been having an extra good time getting fucked by the huge black cock because Dan and I were on the phone for over an hour before they came in the door, laughing and happy with that wild just-fucked hair.
Thanks Dan for the great call!
Andrea