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Hello my sexy phone lover! I am so ready for some fun! How about you? I know that work can be stressful and demanding. I know exactly what you need and what you want. You need to lay back and relax and you want some fun and release! I can give you that and more! I can give you a nice fun chat and help you get the release that you crave! So today while you are looking for the perfect phone sex girl, you should give me a try! I have a sweet and sexy voice all rolled into one. i can keep a conversation going. I also have a wild imagination that sometimes goes off running but with phone sex a great imagination is key! It’s all about the voice and the imagination with phone sex! So why don’t you give me a try! I know you won’t regret it!

It’s the night before All Hallow’s Eve, in the dark…

And the beasties and ghoulies are out for a lark,

There is creaking and groaning in every direction;

The cobwebs festoon all the trees to perfection.

And the clouds give the silver-white moon quite a chase,

But they cannot prevent him from showing his face,

The effect of his gaze on the landscape below

Is a faint iridescent and creepy glow.

And into the night, if you walk you might hear

Sounds that curdle your blood and fill you with fear,

Is it the gasps of the dead long forgotten?

Perhaps flesh being torn from bones that are rotten?

The streets are deserted the trees are all bare

And the night leaves a definite chill in the air…

Dry leaves crackle and scuttle along in the breeze

And a sinister growl makes you weak in the knees.

Just there, past the grave-yard and off to the right

Is a cottage whose windows are softly alight;

The shutter is loose and it bangs on the wall

As the wind kicks up a furious squall.

A soft, haunting melody drifts from the place

You feel out of breath, like you’ve run a long race…

You’re compelled to come closer; no will of your own

Could stop you from creeping across that lawn.

For you must face your demons, conquer your fears

If you want peace of mind for the rest of your years.

Take a breath, face the window—there’s nowhere to hide

Draw strength, gather courage and look inside…

The most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen

With tresses of gold, and eyes of green.

Lies naked and sprawled upon her bed,

Oh my God, can it be? Is she really dead?

Your heart starts to hammer; you’re not really sure

If the whimpers are coming from you or from her.

But then through the night comes a soft cry; a moan

You look closer and see that she’s holding a phone…

HA! I GOT YOU! SHE’S NOT BEING HEXED!

WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS A HAUNTING IS REALLY PHONE SEX!

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