Well I had one hell of a Thanksgiving today! I ate some really good food, had a whole hell of a lot of booze and got stuffed better than the turkey that I ate! But I can never get stuffed enough. Here I am sitting in my couch while my boyfriend is upstairs passed out. I am super drunk and really horny. I want to keep playing because that’s just the kind of slut I am. Once my pussy starts playing, she doesn’t want to stop, she likes to play all night long! Nothing against my boyfriend, he sure knows how to fuck and he does satisfy me to a certain degree but the guy is human, he does need a break every once in a while. Even though I cant go all day and all night doesn’t mean everyone else can. So why don’t you call me up and help a girl out!
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This is my crack at an ad for a dating service, the personal ads in the newspaper. This online dating scene doesn’t seem to work too well, do you think I will get any hits?
” I’m not 100% sure what I’m looking for, but I have a vague idea. I’d like to get to know another dirty mind… develop a connection of sorts. Although I enjoy reading and writing erotica (the latter needs work), I’m really looking for friend to have good conversation with (about fantasy, sex and life in general).
I’m interested in getting off with you over cam and exchanging pic’s … I’m an exhibitionist and can easily be talked into it.
I’d prefer to meet a single, larger (I find physically larger men a turn on) more sexually dominant man (a switch would work too). However, I am not superficial… it’s the person I really want to get to know, so if you don’t match that description, but your still interested after reading this, don’t hesitate to contact me.
I have a pretty dirty mind and enjoy fantasising and discussing a wide range of erotica from the vanilla to more taboo (grins). My imagination and fantasies are a lot naughtier that what I’d be interested in experiencing in real life. “
So it starts, lets see how many male suitors I get, unless you all suggest otherwise.
I work out a little bit, and definitely will have to after today’s food, but I always wonder, do I look good? Do you think I do? I try to stay tone and all to get all my little boys to come fuck me. Anyway, that leads me to another thought. I can’t believe how hard it is to pick up guys sometimes….I tried this last time at the gym. I can’t believe they were not hitting on me!!!! I was bending over right in front of them, my ass in their face, my tits jiggling. Ugh, so I tried out these lines, “They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?” That didn’t work so I had to resort to this line to score, and score I did 😉 “Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?” I definitely rode his train and it went into my tunnel hard and fast. Would those lines work on you?
Ooops boys, I seem to have lost all my clothes! Want to help me find them? …… Nope didn’t think you did, and I am glad you don’t, I love being naked and fucking and knowing that you are getting off to my pictures and my voice. It turns me on so much that I have a goal now of cumming as hard as I can each call at least 2 times. I gotta get me some. Sorry, this holiday season always gets me going this way, the change of the colors of the leaves, those leaves falling, the first snow, Thanksgiving, Christmas, it is all magical. I can’t wait, please call and play with me, I am horny and need to practice to achieve my goals. You wouldn’t want me to find my clothes and give up on my ambitions right?
Mmmmmmmmm one thing I pride myself on is my appearance. I have taken great pains to make mine a perfect manicure and perfect pedicure today. I knew that you were coming by later and I know what stroking your cock between the soft but firm soles of my gorgeous feet does to you. Especially when I put your big mushroom head between my toes and feeling that hot creamy precum that just gives you away EVERY single time! I have such beautiful high arches (I used to dance in school and was a cheerleader). <Moans softly> – then I start moving your cock down again to the soles of my feet and then down to between my sweet soft lower legs, slowly driving you crazy, you begging me to stop or to let you cum. Call me and let’s continue this erotic massage!
Hiya, sexy! Yeah, I’m talking to you. Living next door to you, I see everyone coming and going to your house for Thanksgiving. Sighs. But I won’t have to wait too long, I know it. We were together a couple of nights ago and it was sooooooo MINDBLOWING! You knew it would be a few days before we could devour each other again and you made it very special for me. And I can’t wait to show you MY appreciation! Just know that while you are enjoying friends and family, I am lying here in my big king size bed, totally naked, legs spread wide, rubbing my clit with the tip of my dildo, fingerfucking my tight wet pussy, thinking of the way that your cock tortures me and teases me and knowing that you are thinking naughty thoughts about me while wearing that sweet family face to the world. You naughty, nasty boy!
Well, well, well, Turkey Day is here and all of my hard work has paid off! Don’t get me wrong – I have made sure to make time for fucking and sucking this week but the aromas of all of this good food! Mmmmmmmm, great country cookin’! Why don’t you come join me for a private hayride, maybe out in the barn in the haystack for a romp on fire, or better yet, in my room above the garage after Thanksgiving dinner? Shhhhhhhh, c’mon, everyone else will be napping in front of the big screen in the living room or the family room or the den, and you and I can get busy, doing a slurpy 69, or you can be fucking all three of my hot holes! This country slut tart is waiting for you – give me a call!
I love it that I can give back to some of you AWESOME callers! I am so thankful for my regulars that I want you all to know how much I appreciate it that you call me. So I hope you will be taking advantage of the special going on this week with the selected ladies! We work hard to make you happy and to keep you happy. And I know you work hard so you can keep calling us hotties! I have already been getting tons of calls from callers taking advantage of the special. Don’t miss out! Make sure you call one of us hotties for a fun time at a great price!
15 Minutes for $20
20 Minutes for $30
30 Minutes for $45
60 Minutes for $80
Also take advantage of the 2 girl special with 2 of us lovely ladies, 20 Minute 2 girl call for $65
Don’t wait, these prices won’t be available for long!
What should you be doing this thanksgiving other than stuffing your cocks into some nice warm pussy? I love getting my pussy stuffed. I don’t feel good unless my pussy is full or sore from being full. I know what you guys like. You like a girl to like getting stuffed. I love getting ALL my holes stuffed. You stuff it, I’ll take it. That’s just the kind of girl I am. I am a thankful WHORE who is thankful for cocks and men who know how to use them. So hurry up and call me and let’s get my pussy stuffed!
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Well, isn’t that what you are supposed to do to a gorgeous blonde princess like me? Spoil & pamper, lavish with diamonds, furs and extravagant gifts. Of course it is and you better not ever forget it. Do you really want a tiny little teen brat when you can have a twenty-something blonde bombshell? I mean don’t get me wrong they are really cute and little and bratty…yeah but anyways.
Spoil me like you have never spoiled another and you will love the way I rape your wallet baby. I swear to you, nothing will feel better. Your addiction to me will undoubtedly grow and you will find yourself needing me more and more. Needing to hear my sexy young voice, needing to see me all dressed up hot and sexy for you in the designer outfits you bought. Why?? Because…
