I have given up the biggest shopping day of the year to be here to dominate all of you pathetic worms. A Superior female such as myself deserves to be compensated for such a sacrifice. Time for all you pathetic sissy’s to show me how much you appreciate me for being in control of your worthless excuses for lives. Pay tribute! My preferred method of receiving tribute is a gift certificate from www.amazon.com . Email them to eroticleanne@aim.com and also drop me an email so I know which of my pansy toys it was that adored their Mistress enough to show appreciation. What are you waiting on? Click the link and pull out your credit card, now!
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To me guys, keeping it as realistic as possible does it for me. I feel that there are so many girls who do this that anyone can blog about the naughty babysitter or the dirty cheerleader but few are really willing to say–I get off on guys cumming and mean it. It’s easy to say anything on the phone, but how do you demonstrate you really mean it? By opening yourself to a man and letting him know what gets you off. Guys, intellectual thought makes me want to break into fantasy mode. When you are deeper than surface sexual scenarios you get my pussy off plain and simple. So, in a nut shell- let’s keep it real!
i love your licks
press your lips against my clit
and eat my cunt with passion
i am all for oral sex
i am not old fashion
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swirl your tongue clockwise
then swirl it in reverse
damn it that feels good
see, you went and made me curse
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take your time licking
because there is no rush
my pubic hair’s so soft
it feels like a carpet that is plush
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the more you lick
the wetter i become
it’s like you’re a professional pussy eater
where did your talent come from
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with skills like yours
you should be admidred
you lick for so long
and never seem to get tired
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you know i’m about to cum
so you open your mouth wide
you’re a hell of a pussy eater
that fact can’t be denied
I’m the girl who you fuck behind your wife or girlfriend’s back and I really don’t give a damn as long as I get off and squirt my juice all over your face. When I say I don’t give a damn, I really don’t. When I say squirt, I really do. I love to get dirty and nasty. Primarily if it entails you stroking that cock then I am happy to oblige as long as I get to cum with you. You want to hear me pound my ever so wet pussy with one of my many toys? Do you want to hear me cum in your ear and talk nasty? Maybe you want me to be sweet, seductive and romantic, it doesn’t matter as long as we get off and get off hard together. I love phone sex and I guarantee you that I have the wettest pussy you have ever heard.
Well I had one hell of a Thanksgiving today! I ate some really good food, had a whole hell of a lot of booze and got stuffed better than the turkey that I ate! But I can never get stuffed enough. Here I am sitting in my couch while my boyfriend is upstairs passed out. I am super drunk and really horny. I want to keep playing because that’s just the kind of slut I am. Once my pussy starts playing, she doesn’t want to stop, she likes to play all night long! Nothing against my boyfriend, he sure knows how to fuck and he does satisfy me to a certain degree but the guy is human, he does need a break every once in a while. Even though I cant go all day and all night doesn’t mean everyone else can. So why don’t you call me up and help a girl out!
This is my crack at an ad for a dating service, the personal ads in the newspaper. This online dating scene doesn’t seem to work too well, do you think I will get any hits?
” I’m not 100% sure what I’m looking for, but I have a vague idea. I’d like to get to know another dirty mind… develop a connection of sorts. Although I enjoy reading and writing erotica (the latter needs work), I’m really looking for friend to have good conversation with (about fantasy, sex and life in general).
I’m interested in getting off with you over cam and exchanging pic’s … I’m an exhibitionist and can easily be talked into it.
I’d prefer to meet a single, larger (I find physically larger men a turn on) more sexually dominant man (a switch would work too). However, I am not superficial… it’s the person I really want to get to know, so if you don’t match that description, but your still interested after reading this, don’t hesitate to contact me.
I have a pretty dirty mind and enjoy fantasising and discussing a wide range of erotica from the vanilla to more taboo (grins). My imagination and fantasies are a lot naughtier that what I’d be interested in experiencing in real life. “
So it starts, lets see how many male suitors I get, unless you all suggest otherwise.
I work out a little bit, and definitely will have to after today’s food, but I always wonder, do I look good? Do you think I do? I try to stay tone and all to get all my little boys to come fuck me. Anyway, that leads me to another thought. I can’t believe how hard it is to pick up guys sometimes….I tried this last time at the gym. I can’t believe they were not hitting on me!!!! I was bending over right in front of them, my ass in their face, my tits jiggling. Ugh, so I tried out these lines, “They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?” That didn’t work so I had to resort to this line to score, and score I did 😉 “Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?” I definitely rode his train and it went into my tunnel hard and fast. Would those lines work on you?
Ooops boys, I seem to have lost all my clothes! Want to help me find them? …… Nope didn’t think you did, and I am glad you don’t, I love being naked and fucking and knowing that you are getting off to my pictures and my voice. It turns me on so much that I have a goal now of cumming as hard as I can each call at least 2 times. I gotta get me some. Sorry, this holiday season always gets me going this way, the change of the colors of the leaves, those leaves falling, the first snow, Thanksgiving, Christmas, it is all magical. I can’t wait, please call and play with me, I am horny and need to practice to achieve my goals. You wouldn’t want me to find my clothes and give up on my ambitions right?
Mmmmmmmmm one thing I pride myself on is my appearance. I have taken great pains to make mine a perfect manicure and perfect pedicure today. I knew that you were coming by later and I know what stroking your cock between the soft but firm soles of my gorgeous feet does to you. Especially when I put your big mushroom head between my toes and feeling that hot creamy precum that just gives you away EVERY single time! I have such beautiful high arches (I used to dance in school and was a cheerleader). <Moans softly> – then I start moving your cock down again to the soles of my feet and then down to between my sweet soft lower legs, slowly driving you crazy, you begging me to stop or to let you cum. Call me and let’s continue this erotic massage!
Hiya, sexy! Yeah, I’m talking to you. Living next door to you, I see everyone coming and going to your house for Thanksgiving. Sighs. But I won’t have to wait too long, I know it. We were together a couple of nights ago and it was sooooooo MINDBLOWING! You knew it would be a few days before we could devour each other again and you made it very special for me. And I can’t wait to show you MY appreciation! Just know that while you are enjoying friends and family, I am lying here in my big king size bed, totally naked, legs spread wide, rubbing my clit with the tip of my dildo, fingerfucking my tight wet pussy, thinking of the way that your cock tortures me and teases me and knowing that you are thinking naughty thoughts about me while wearing that sweet family face to the world. You naughty, nasty boy!
