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I Need A Shower…Of The Golden Or Brown Variety

I am such a filthy, dirty little girlie!  I just keep looking for more and more ways to push the envelope, get dirty and freaky and go wild!  Now that I’m finally 18 and don’t have to be all secretive about sex anymore, I cannot wait to do some nasty toilet play.  I want to experiment with everything and this is no exception.

I would love to get down on my knees and feel the warm goodness of your golden piss droplets falling all over my body, like a shower or a warm summer rain.  The rush all over my body mmmmmm.  You might follow that up by a steamy brown treat….or not.  Your choice!  I just wanna play really, really dirty, and get all messy all over myself.

Or I could stand over your chest, and you could watch the yummy piss and/or shit come outta me and go all over YOUR body?  What do you think of that?  I think it’s hot and sexy and would love to do it so hot and wild and crazy with you Daddy, can we huh can we???

The Fetish: Freakish or Fine?

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People often use the word fetish as a label for any sort of sexual practice or interest that deviates from the norm, but how many of us actually know what it means? Fetishism refers to an intense fixation on a particular object—basically, the belief that certain objects overpower the individual. The most commonly known types of fetishes are sexual in nature. A sexual fetish requires a particular item’s presence for sexual arousal. Below is a list of some of the more, shall we say, interesting types of fetishes that exist.

Emetophilia
Becoming sexually aroused by vomit. People with this fetish may find themselves lurking near frat houses on Fridays around 3 a.m.

Diaper Fetishism
A strong inclination toward wearing diapers. Whether or not the diaper fetishist uses the diaper for its intended purpose is a matter of preference.

Coprolalia
Being turned-on by someone using profanity. Fuck. Shit. Ass. Do you want me now?

Blood Fetish
The belief that blood has supernatural qualities. Angelina Jolie once wore a vial of her then-husband Billy Bob Thorton’s blood around her neck. Dracula or fetishist? You decide.

Robot Fetishism
Also called “technosexuality,” it refers to a sexual attraction to robots or humans dressed as robots. I bet Vicki from the TV show Small Wonder got a lot of fan mail from these fetishists.

Agalmatophilia
Similar to robot fetishism, it involves sexual arousal from mannequins or statues. This makes me think of Kim Cattrall in the movie Mannequin in a very different way.

Somnophilia
Somnophiliacs get their jollies from watching people sleep. Perhaps the makers of Ambien and Lunesta need to rethink who they’re targeting with their marketing campaigns.

Satin Fetishism
Arousal from the look or feel of satin, by either wearing it or seeing it. Watch out for the creepy person in the corner of a fabric store lovingly fingering the reems of satin and inhaling their aroma.

Doraphilia
Sexual excitement from leather, skin, or fur. This seems kind of tame in the world of fetishes, like something the ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County might have if they had a fetish.

Urolagnia
Finding urine or the act of urinating sexually pleasing. Golden showers, an act derived from urolagnia and demonstrated in a few controversial videos involving R. Kelly, refers to peeing on someone or being peed on for sexual pleasure.

Cross-Eyed Fetish
Not sure what the scientific name for this fetish is, but this is good news for Dannielynn Birkhead, Anna Nicole Smith’s cross-eyed offspring.

Dendrophilia
This is a sexual attraction to trees and probably explains why a select few tree huggers take it a few steps further and become tree humpers.

Garment Fetishism
The eroticism of articles of clothing or uniforms. No wonder we see so many naughty nurses, slutty secretaries, and mischievous milk maidens wandering around every Halloween.

Pictophilia
Sexual excitement from pictures or videos of sex. People like watching sex? Now there’s a shocker.

Pyrophilia
One aspect of this fetish involves deriving pleasure from intercourse with a burning corpse. I have no idea how this would work, but it seems like there might be some serious logistical issues, not to mention medical dangers.

Retifism
Having sexual feelings toward shoes, feet, heels. So that’s why Carrie Bradshaw had all those Manolos.

Taphephilia
Being buried alive as a way to get off. That better be one good orgasm.

Archnephilia

Sexual attraction to spiders. These fetishists are typically big fans of the Grandaddy Longlegs species.

This is just a sampling of some of the fetishes in the world but there are thousands—maybe even millions—more, which made me wonder if the people who don’t have fetishes are really the ones with the so-called dysfunction.

But no matter what your fetish, if you can find someone to share it with and it doesn’t negatively interfere with your everyday life, I say let your fetish flag fly. Based on the ten million Web sites that come up when you type “fetish” into Google, I’m guessing that finding a partner in crime will be no problem.

To My Favorite Caller “PB”

I’m the sexy T-girl that my favorite caller “PB” just can’t get enough of. Everytime you call me sweety I get the hugest hard-ons. Because I can’t get my mind off of the fact besides fucking a dildo your ass is still virgin territory. OMG! It’s all mine and that thought drives me crazy!  I also get so turned on by the fact that you worship every single inch of my body. You also give me total control over your mind, body & soul and having that power makes me so fucking hot too! I do hope that you are enjoying the photos I sent you. It just makes me so giddy thinking about you looking at them and jerking that cock Baby!  I can’t wait until our next call.  I will give you what you want and more “PB”. We’ll talk soon!

Your Sexy Tranny,

Dani

A Hot Short Story From One Of My Favorite Callers

 Candee was sitting on her porch, masturbating, thinking all kinds of nasty thoughts about what she wanted to do with Ken the next time his wife left. Thoughts of pure filth danced in her head as she fingered her wet cunt. She thought about letting Ken use her as his fuck toy for the afternoon, and the more she thought about what he would do with her, the wetter her cunt got. He liked to get as sinfully deviant as she did, and there were no limits when it came to their having sex.

Candee heard a door shut and looked up to see Ken’s wife leaving the house. She was headed for work and that’s exactly what Candee was waiting for. No sooner did her car disappear down the road, Candee got up and walked over to Ken’s house. She was dressed so Ken would have easy access to all her sex organs. She wore a micro mini-skirt, no panties or bra, and a sleeveless blouse that showed lots of cleavage. She could feel her wet cunt leaking pussy juice down the insides of her thighs as she made her way onto his porch.

Ken was waiting. Like Candee, he was all worked up with dirty thoughts about Candee. He was so glad his wife was gone so he could indulge himself in a woman who was as kinky and taboo as he was. His wife would have nothing to do with the kinky side of Ken’s sexual desires and it made him wish he had married a slut. But he had only recently discovered the extreme side of his sexual nature. That discovery left him wanting a woman willing to indulge in pure filth. Candee was that woman.

Ken opened the door before Candee had a chance to knock, and without either saying a word, they planted their mouths on each other and began swapping tongues right in the doorway. Their breathing grew heavy as Candee pressed herself against Ken, feeling his rock hard boner pressed against her.

While French kissing hungrily, Ken put one hand on Candee’s round ass and began to squeeze and knead her ass cheeks. His other hand was between her legs, his fingers quickly finding their way to Candee’s wet cunt lips. Ken moaned when he discovered just how wet Candee’s cunt was. Two fingers slipped easily into Candee’s cunt and began to probe every inch of her pink, wet hole.

“I’ll give you an hour to stop that,” Candee whispered, panting. Her pussy juice began to leak over Ken’s fingers, trickling down over his wrist. Ken increased the speed of his fingers and began to finger-fuck Candee while their mouths were still locked in a French kiss. Candee’s breathing grew very heavy, and they could hear the sloshing sounds of her pussy juice as Ken continued to finger her. Then suddenly, without warning, her cunt began to slobber it’s juice. Cunt juice began to run down Ken’s forearms and her legs in little rivers. And all Ken did was increase the speed of his finger-fucking. With that, Candee’s cunt exploded, spraying and squirting cunt juice everywhere. Her juice soaked her legs all the way down to her feet. Ken’s hand and arm and the front of his clothes was soaked with her juice. And this was just the beginning of several hours of intense and nasty sex play for them. This was just their way of saying “hi.”

They still hadn’t spoken more than Candee’s few words. Ken took Candee’s hand and pulled her over to the couch and had her sit on his lap. Candee put her arms around Ken’s neck while his hand played gently with her cunt lips.

“I want to French kiss you some more,” Ken said, “but this time with something special in our mouths. Candee smiled. Ken didn’t have to say anything more. Without prompting, Candee oozed a turd onto Ken’s thighs, picked it up, and stuck it halfway into her mouth. Ken put his mouth around the other end of her turd. They sat there for a few seconds, staring into each other’s eyes while holding an end of Candee’s turd in their mouths. Then, slowly, their mouths slid across the turd toward each other. And when their lips met, they opened their mouths and began swirling Candee’s shit with their tongues. The pure filth of what they were doing was a total turn on for them.

They sat there for a long time, French kissing with Candee’s shit in their mouths. Turd juice and saliva ran down their chins as their kiss grew ever more intense and sloppy. They would rub their faces together, smearing her nasty shit all around, then lick it off each other, then resume their sloppy, shitty kiss.

After a long bout of shitty French kissing, Ken asked, “Do you have more shit for me?”

“I have as much shit as you want. I’ve been saving my shit for this since yesterday,” Candee replied in a hot voice.

Ken had Candee stand up between his legs, facing away, so he had a nice view of her ass. “Give me a turd, Candee. I need a long, hard one for what I’m going to do to you.”

Candee obliged. Ken watched Candee’s brown puckered shithole begin to slowly open before his eyes. He watched as the tip of her turd peeked out from her widening asshole. Candee squeezed her anal muscles and slowly oozed a foot long solid piece of shit into Ken’s hands.

“Perfect!” Ken exclaimed, holding Candee’s brown turd in his hands. “I want you to sit on my dick with your asshole. Sit on it until it’s as far up your ass as it will go.”

Candee held the tip of Ken’s boner at the rim of her asshole, then pushed down until she felt his hard dick sticking deep into her shit-lubricated asshole. Once Candee’s asshole held all of Ken’s shaft, Ken reached around and put the tip of Candee’s turd between her cunt lips.

“You ready, baby?” he asked.

“Oh, fuck yes,” Candee said in a voice filled with anticipation.

“Here goes,” Ken said. And with that, he slowly pushed Candee’s turd into her wet cunt. Candee moaned in delight. She had Ken’s boner stuck up her ass while he slowly pushed her turd deep into her cunt. She looked down and watched as Ken slowly pulled the turd out of her cunt.

“That’s so fucking nasty,” she squealed. “Do it some more. Fuck me with my turd. Shove that piece of shit back into my cunt and fuck me with it. Fuck my cunt with my shit Ken. Fuck my cunt with my shit.”

Ken did just that. He sat there, his dick stuck up Candee’s butt, and masturbated her cunt with her log of shit. Candee’s cunt began to leak cunt juice over her turd almost immediately. Candee had a great view of the turd moving in and out of her cunt while more and more of her cunt juice spewed over her turd. Her turd glistened with pussy juice, and shitty cunt juice dripped off her ass cheeks onto the floor. The sight of it all took Candee into the first of back to back orgasms. Her cunt erupted, squirting enormous amounts of chocolate colored juice in every direction. Pieces of shit splattered her thighs.

“Ah fuck,” Candee yelled, looking at the nasty sexy mess of cunt juice, turd juice, and shit. “I want to 69 with you! I want to put that shit in my mouth and 69 you with my shitty mouth while you eat my shit-filled cunt! I want to cum all over your face with my shit and cunt juice while you shoot your cum in my shitty mouth!” Candee was getting as hot as she could every remember getting.

They got into the 69 position and began to eat each other out like there was no tomorrow. Candee stuck a piece of shit in her mouth and began to suck Ken’s boner while he ate away at her shit-filled cunt. His tongue burrowed deep into her cunt hole, licking and scooping the shit out of her cunt. Cunt juice began to mix with her shit juice, and Ken licked up every drop. He ate and lapped away at Candee’s dirty, shitty cunt, wishing they could do this every day.

Brown shit juice drooled out of Candee’s mouth as she mouth-fucked Ken’s meat. The squishing sounds of two people eating each other with shit filled the air. They moaned and groaned as they lay there, locked in their shitty 69, losing themselves in the pure nastiness of the moment.

The timing of their orgasms couldn’t have been more perfect. Just as Candee’s cunt unleashed a shower of shit and cunt juice into Ken’s mouth, Ken’s dick shot load after load of creamy dick cum into Candee’s shitty mouth. Cum and turd juice ran down Ken’s shaft, and Candee greedily licked up and down and all around, savoring every drop of the juicy mess. And Ken licked busily all around Candee’s cunt, her ass cheeks, and inner thighs, using his tongue to scoop all of Candee’s nasty shit and cunt juice into his mouth.

To be continued….

 

Scat Phone Sex

Some girls say no to shit and piss but not me! I love when guys call me and want to be my human toliet. I’d love to take a big shit right in your mouth and you can wash it down with my nice, warm pee. We can take turns taking shits and cleaning our asses out. Scat phone sex is so much fun because I love surprising you with my big turds and farts. Guys think I wouldn’t have much to offer because I’m so petite but let me tell you, I take really big shits and make really smelly farts. Scat phone sex is so much fun with me because I’m totally open and will get really nasty.

I KNOW I AM DIRTY!!!!!!

Hello there handsome!  Why are you not looking into my eyes??  Oh, you notice my hot open holes?  Which hole did you want to stick your hard cock in?  Before you get that cock completely hard, let me tell you what I like, then you can!  I am a 32 year old very fuckable Mommy!  I only have my son half the time, his father the other half.  We share custody 50/50 and it works perfect for me when I want to have gentleman callers over!  I am very, very kinky and naughty!  I love to be raped, Gang Bangs, and group sex.  (YES..I LICK PUSSY!!!)  I told you I was Kinky!  So kinky that I even play with K-9 fun.  I have been licked and fucked that way!  I am starting to get into golden showers.  I don’t mind it at all so far.  I know that your cock is rock hard right now knowing that I am such a dirty little slut.  So,….tell me which hole do you want to place that rock hard cock into now? Call me! Let’s cum!

Ass Worship Phone Sex

Hello, I’m Dani the Tranny and I want to find someone that will worship this nice, firm and round ass of mine. I love getting my ass rimmed and licked. I do face-sitting with this big ass and will try to smother you as well. I will also use you as my toilet. I’ll wet you down my warm golden piss or have you open your mouth and feed you my hot disgusting shit and make sure you lick my dirty ass clean. If you do as I ask I may give you your release and jack you off or suck your cock even. It’s up to with how good of job you do for me!

~Tranny Dani~

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Candee, Your Tasty Phone Sex Treat

Is your sweet tooth acting up? Well I can give you something sweet that won’t rot your teeth. He He I’m always up for some ExtremeRole-Play Phone Sex to help with these horny feelings I’m experiencing right now! I have a twisted imagination and a taste for the forbidden fruit so I will give you a phone sex call like you have never experienced before. So, call me and I will bring out the sick and twisted part of that you have kept buried. Everyone needs to take a walk on the wildside from time to time.

Candee

MARCH MADDNESS!!!!!

  I think I am going to be going with the orangeman!  Those boys up north in NY sure know how to play some basketball.  I would love to have a giant gang bang with the whole team and be their little slutty cheerleader!  I would love to play the girlfriend of one of those boys!  I am such a sports freak and want to just walk into the locker room buck ass naked and see who takes me first and just what those boys would do to me!  Being in the locker room, I would love them to just pee on me.  I have always wanted that and think that with the showers being right there… I could lay in the middle of the showers and just have some of them be fucking me in an amazing gang bang while the other team members piss all over me.  I think that would be just amazing!  Would you like to piss on me?  Or would you like to be part of the “team”… call me and let me know!  I want to get fucked hard!

FOUND MY NEW HUMAN TOILET!

I just got done with a totally hot taboo phone sex call! This guy was my HUMAN TOILET! He licked, sucked shit right outta my dirty asshole. Don’t worry though he got to wash it down with my nice, warm pee. I used his nose and tongue to get myself off and then let him put a huge straw up my ass to suck out any huge turds! He did such a good job that I will defiantly let him do it again. In fact, I told him I don’t need to buy toilet paper anymore because I will just use his face and tongue! Thanks toilet Turd!

Jizz Junkie Mandee