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Good Entertainment

I just had lunch with a bunch of my close girlfriends today, and it’s so much fun when we all get together. I have the kind of friends that make me laugh so hard, my side hurts. Of course, we always talk about sex, toys, and well-endowed men.

My girlfriends are always up for a good laugh so I had to tell them about my caller the other day. He sent me an email of his penis, and I knew I couldn’t keep this picture all to myself. When I passed around my phone to show them the pic he sent me, all my girlfriends burst out laughing. We almost got kicked out of the restaurant, we hardly couldn’t contain ourselves.

All my girlfriends, and I agree, he is nothing but a pathetic loser. The only thing he is good for is a good laugh with my friends.

It’s so entertaining when I get pathetic small dick losers to call me. When it comes to your tiny penis, there might not be much to talk about but there’s so much to laugh about!

 

Written By: Chloe
Call Chloe @ 1-866-949-4106
Email- creamychloe@yahoo.com

 

You’re Such a Loser

Mean girl phone sex isn’t for just anyone, it’s for losers only. That would be YOU! I am mean by nature, it’s something I don’t fake.

Let’s get real, do you think a girl like me would ever be caught with a loser like you? If we were out in public together, strangers would know right away you would be paying me to be near you. You can’t fool anyone.

Losers like you need to be put in your place and totally humiliated. You’re so pathetic and have no one in your life so you will take anything. That’s why you call me because you have nothing else to look forward too.

Sometimes the sound of your loser voice annoys me so bad and I just put the phone down and ignore your pathetic ass. You’re so desperate that you press the phone against your ear to hear if I am near the phone. Little do you know, I have the phone on my nightstand and my boyfriend between my legs eating my pussy while I laugh and tell him what a pathetic loser you are. You so badly wish that was you eating my pussy, you and I both know that will never happen! I might put the phone down there so you can listen.

You’re such a loser!

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

Could You Be Anymore Pathetic

 

You stand before me with that glint of hope in your eye, your itty bitty cock in your hand. You pray that I will tell you it is good enough, that I will let you fuck me. You cringe when I open my mouth to speak and nothing but laughter pours out of these sexy lips.

Could you be any more pathetic? 

That’s not a cock, it’s a clitty and you know it! You are weak little worm, standing there with that limp noodle in your hand. Seriously, you need to get down on your knees and hold that little thing to the floor so I can crush it with my six inch stiletto heels.

No reason for you to subject another woman to that joke. I know exactly how to handle this situation. 

 

 

Written By: Trixie
Call Trixie @ 1-866-468-1014
Email: vegasgirltrixie@aol.com

 

You Are Afraid Of Me

 

I know you’re scared to call me. You’re afraid of what I will do with all the photos I make you send me. You’re afraid I will post them online and show everyone what a loser you are. Perhaps, you’re scared I will never let you cum because you wont behave. You’re afraid of all the naughty things I will make you do before I let you “possibly” cum.

You have a good reason to be afraid of me! I will blackmail you into submission. I will make you my personal play toy. I will laugh at your pathetic little cock. I will invite all my hot girlfriends over to see you play with it. I will handcuff you to my bed and tease that little pencil dick of yours. You’ll be begging me to touch your pathetic dick, and pleading with me to let you cum. 

You know who you are, and if you don’t mention this blog, I’ll NEVER let you cum again!

 

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

Blue Balls Phone Sex

 

I am too much woman for you, but I’ll have some fun with you. I love drawing men like you in, letting you think that you’re the only one that will be in my life. I thrive on giving men like you blue balls. I like to watch pathetic losers like you suffer. You think you can just fuck whoever you want, when you want. Trust me, I might act like I care but I really could care less how bad your balls are aching for release. I will force you to stroke your pathetic cock anytime I want.

By the time I’m done with you, you’ll feel the power and control I have over you. I will own your cock and lock your cock up if I please to. Feel the weakness take over you while I take ownership of your pathetic life. You will soon crave the aching feeling of blue balls. Driving you to  the edge endless times.

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Written By: Phoenix
Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-9733
Email- phoenixwillruinyou@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

Good Little Cuck

I have a man in my life that takes care of almost all my needs. He spoils me, supports all my expensive habits, and keeps me in lavish comfort, but he’s lacking in one important area, the bedroom! His cock is just too small and he cannot satisfy me. He knows what a cock hungry size queen I am, and knows that his little dick just doesn’t make the cut.

He does serve some purposes though, he is an amazing pathetic little cuck! He stands at the foot of the bed and watches as a real man fucks all my tight holes. I look up at him and smirk. All he can do is stroke his little pencil dick. I can’t help but laugh at the look on his face as my current lover taunts him, telling him how fucking good my pussy and ass feel. He’ll never know that pleasure. There’s no way that sad excuse for a cock is coming anywhere near my perfect cunt. His job is to serve me and my wants and needs.

After hours of fucking, I have one final task for him. I put him on his back and squat above his face, letting all the creamy cum drip down into his mouth. He knows I expect all my holes to be cleaned out by his tongue. This is as close to my pussy that he will ever get, so he takes advantage, licking and sucking all he can. He’s the perfect man, my good little cuck.

 

Written By: Abby
Call Abby @ 1-866-946-0106

 

 

Wallet Fucking Princess

Hello all you pathetic piggy’s! Make no mistake, I’m evil and manipulative to you no dick losers. I am the snobby, sexy, bitchy princess you have been craving. You faggot losers would be nothing without me!

I laugh my ass off at you pay wimps always begging to open your wallet and serve me. I take and take until I drain you until there is nothing left. Go ahead losers submit to Princess Missy, I dare you!

When you are left helpless crawling on the floor at my feet begging for more, don’t be surprised you will get NO sympathy from me.

I know you will be graveling soon.

 

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

Small Penis Humiliation Turns Into Castration

How does this happen, one would ask? It’s simple really. I had a guy call me and told me he wanted Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex. That’s one of my specialties, so as you could imagine, I was thrilled to humiliate and degrade him to the fullest.

He sent me a picture and I was a bit taken back. Normally, when I get pictures of small dicks, they’re small to average size. Nothing I would fuck, of course. When I saw the picture, for the first time, I was lost for words.

It was the tiniest dick I’ve ever seen, and I have seen a lot!

I had so many questions for him. I didn’t ask the obvious because there is no way he could ever had sex in his life. I wanted to know how he masturbates, ect.

After laughing, degrading, and humiliating him, it was time for the serious talk. I told him there was another option for him. I said it would be a great honor if I could walk him through castration. He knows how useless it is, and it just would be so freeing to get rid of that thing between his legs. After 30 minutes of trying to convey him, he knew it was the best thing to do.

 I watched him on Skype as we picked the sharpest knife he had in his house. We started with his tiny balls. He took the hunting knife and starting sawing his balls off. I was really enjoying the show, so much in fact that I was fingering my pussy.

After his balls fell on the laminate kitchen floor, it was time for the main event. His penis was useless for him and to everyone else. It needed to go.

As I instructed him, I was fingering my cunt so hard. After his penis fell to the floor, and saw the blood everywhere, I had one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had. Thank you for that.

Sometimes my everyday calls can turn into one of the greatest calls ever.

 

Written By: Goddess Jezzabelle
Call Jezzabelle @ 1-866-934-9940
Email- goddessjezz@aol.com

 

 

I can spot a loser anywhere!

It’s Spring Break!

I spent some time at the beach and couldn’t believe how many losers were there. By looking at their wives/girlfriends, it’s no wonder why they were staring me.

There you were sitting with your sun screened nose, plaid trunks with your tiny dick, and next to your repulsive woman – YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER. I’m glad to give you that few moments of eye candy that you can jack off too later, but you are worthless to me.

What cracks me up is these guys don’t know they’re a loser. They think they can attract a girl like me? HA HA!

Sad. Pathetic.

I went to a bar on the beach, had a drink, and asked the bartender for a pen and napkin. I went back and handed the loser the napkin that had my name on it, and I written out Phone Sex Loser Line- 866.403.2903

He called me the very next day and wanted me to humiliate him for an hour. Go figure. I can spot a loser anywhere.

 

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

Everything You Own Is Now Mine

You have been watching me for months now. When I cross my legs you stare eagerly hoping for a glance at my creamy thighs and beautiful pussy. When I lean forward, you hope for a glance at my nipples. Do you think I haven’t noticed? Now it’s time for payback!

Hand over your wallet now!  Really, just one MasterCard? I know better than that by the car you are driving and the house you live in. Yes, I know it all!

  Empty your pockets or I will scream so loud the windows will break. That is much better. Now count them slowly, and as you do tell me the balance on each card. Stop staring at me and speak without stuttering.

These $100 bills will do very nicely. You look like you’re about to cry, but yet your useless, pathetic dick is as hard as a rock. Interesting!  

You may stroke it while signing over your car and your house to me. You do have two hands, don’t you? Oh look what has happened. The thought of draining your finances has made my sweet, creamy pussy very wet. I love money and taking it from losers like you.

Just one more thing before you leave, get a second job because you’ll be needing one to fill your daily Phoenix addiction.

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Written By: Phoenix
Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-9733
Email- phoenixwillruinyou@gmail.com